The pokemon looked in fear at the display of power, some fire types jelly as fooock [spock]. Nixus looked at them with a sideway glance. "WHAT? THEY WERE GONNA DIE ANYWAYS, OR WAS IT THAT KNOCK KNOCK JOKE? Knew i shoulda taken mew's advice.." some of the mons' and hybrids looked at him with shock. 'How in the name of the reverse world have you met mew?' a gallade said in disbelief. Nixus rolled his…. Uh…. does he even have something in those sockets to call eyes? Let's just say yes. I don't want matpat to spill his diet coke over the thought.[coke zero is god]
Nixus felt a twinge in his mind, kno-"OH HELL NO." but, it's for the-"I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. FUCK OF FXCF."... the fourth wall is broken, no thanks to you nixus. "THINK I CARE?" want to be deleted? "..." good satanic dog monster thing. Now. . .PLOT.
Lu was looking at nixus with a face that said 'dafuq?'. Before he fainted, he seemed to be shouting at someone name FXCF...shit she's become omnipotent! Eh who cares. Lu raised her hand to wipe some blood off her nose, thinking about that guy, FXCF, made her nose bleed.
MEANWHILE IN THE BLACK VOID THAT I CALL PLOT DEVICE-I MEAN NIXUS'S MIND.
"Ok, so who is it this time, yveltal? Xerneas?...arceus?...wait is that a blue mew? "Oh. it's you, er, me. Ok thought gritina sad that the dead can't talk to the dead?" the mew rolled his eyes, a dark violet. "Of course, that is the first question i ask myself, not 'what?!' or 'how!?'." nixus rolled his eyes. "Of course it's not the first thing i ask. I've seen alotta shit today, and seeing my second reincarnation is not even number thirty on the list." the mew rolled his eyes." anywho, hows life? Knowing our curse, pretty bad?" nixus sighed. "Yeah. mew has been kidnapped, raped, and has given birth to a thousand or so hybrids. I'm trying to find the fucker who did this, our father." the blue mew looked shaken. "When did life get so complicated?" nixus shrugged, then grabbed his shoulder in pain after popping it out of place due to too much shrugging. "After we wifed the mother of all pokemon. Heh, now we can use the banged your mom joke." the mew chuckled.
MEANWHILE IN REALITY
Lu looked at the knocked out demon before her, his ass comically in the air. In a poof of fire, he reverted to his normal form, although he was missing his shirt. His pants, were also five times too big, and slid down a bit, revealing his pretty firm ass. A cruel thought came to her mind as everyone was gawking at his ass. 'Ima wake him up' lu said as zeli, the zoroark mother, looked at her.[how? He looks all the way out of it.] she grinned. She winded her hand back, adding psychic energy to it, and .manly.ASS.
MEANWHILE IN NIXUS'S MIND.
"LU YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" both nixus and mew nixus shouted, holding their asses.
REALITY
Nixus's hand shot out and hit lu right in the groinal organs, making her fall and vomit.
owch.
