My Daughter

"I don't understand the desire to get married and tied down to someone forever."

"Easy for you to say," Anthony scoffed. "You like boys."

"And girls. But I like to look at them. And occasionally do things with them. I wouldn't want to be bound to either one forever."

"Well you can rail against it all you want, I don't care. Meanwhile, Ethan and I are going to go celebrate our engagement and you can come or you can not."

"Oh, don't be so dramatic, Anthony. I'll come, even if I don't see the point."

"The point is, I have it on very good authority we'll be to get married by two-thousand-eleven."

"Nineteen years, Brother."

"It'll be worth it."