A/N well, I'll be fucked if I thought Id ever get this far with a fanfiction! Like holy Merlin! 17 CHAPTERS! I want props as I usually give up after about three chapters and seeing as this was supposed to be a one-shot with no plot line whatsoever, I'm sureprised we made it this far.
Review if you've ever gotten further with a ( funny) fanfiction (remusxsirius) that you expected and I will check it out!
Bye guys!
"He couldn't have fallen asleep! That film was terrifying!" Lily exclaimed, looking at Sirius with doubt as he held on to a snoring Remus Lupin, who was clinging to him like a monkey. They were walking home, having decided not to take the bus as it was a warm sunny day and Sirius had gained some funny looks walking out of the cinema, cradling a fifteen year old boy in his arms. Granted, Remus looked twelve so it wasn't as bad.
"He has to be putting it on!" James said smugly, looking at the smaller boy with distaste, Sirius mentally realised that James was never particularly nice to Remus, he didn't like that, he loved Remus, and he loved James and he wanted to love the both of them.
"Leave my baby alone!" Sirius snarled protectively, pushing Remus's snoring head into the crook of his neck, "Horrors don't interest him!"
Lily smiled kindly, but James snorted in disbelief, "Horrors interest everybody! Besides! How the hell would you even know what he likes? You don't know him that well!"
Sirius gaped at him, mouth floundering for something to say but he couldn't even get his brain to fathom what James said, "t-that well! James, are you naturally a giant prick or do you have to practise! I know everything about him! Seeing as he's been my boyfriend for almost a year!"
"You couldn't possibly know everything!" James bites back and even Lily stares at him dumbfounded.
"I do!" Sirius argues adamantly.
"His favourite colour, with reasons."
"Blue! Because it's the colour of peace and he hates combat."
"Eye colour."
"Liquid gold."
"Dream date."
"In a park. By the river. I know this, because I took him there on our sixth month anniversary!"
James scowled, his features twisting horribly into an expression that marred his attractive face, "So maybe you do know him. But everyone knows, that to have a proper relationship, you have to have had sex. Have you?" He snarled smugly.
"Your an idiot James! You don't have to have had sex to be in a relationship. Me and Rem have only started the more intimate side of love but before then we were perfectly happy!" Sirius declared brushing past James and marching on, his sudden movement startling Remus who woke with a start.
"hmm? Sirius? Where am I?" He yawned, blasting Sirius with a face full of spearmint air.
Despite his bad mood, Sirius couldn't help but chuckle, "Ive got you love. Do you want down?"
Remus nodded and Sirius put him down gently, so as not to hurt His precious angel.
They walked in silence for a while, with Sirius's strong arm wrapped around Remus's narrow shoulders, with Remus lying his weary head on Sirius's shoulder.
"You okay love? Your slightly, I dunno tense?" Remus said to the brooding dark haired boy with the angry scowl and fierce grip.
Sirius would have muttered some lie, had Remus not been staring at him, his amber eyes wide and innocent.
"Fight with James. 'Said I didn't know you." he grumbled, pulling Remus closer and ducking his head onto the smaller boys feathery hair, stopping for a moment to lean against the wall, still with his arms around Remus
"I see. Well, no I don't, why would he say that, you know me better than anyone else does." Remus pondered thoughtfully, placing a light kiss to the cheekbone in front of him, causing Sirius to let out a bark like laugh.
"What? My Remmie not know something? Alert the media!" Sirius giggled.
"shut up!" Remus whined childishly, though the smile was evident in his eyes, "Don't call me Remmie!"
"ooh! Look at you getting all bossy. Maybe I'll let you top next time." Sirius winked, watching in amusement as Remus's cheeks flamed with coloUr. They'd only slept together once but Sirius loved seeing Remus's Reaction.
"What is it? Pick on a Remmie day?" Remus complained, standing on his tiptoes to start kissing his grumpy boyfriend, in the middle on the street.
"mmph! No! No kisses for you! Your being bossy!" Sirius protested, raising his Head out of Remus's reach.
Remus pouted adorably and Sirius faltered under his gaze.
"maybe just one." he said, lowering his head.
'or two.' he thought to himself.
'Three is healthy.' He told himself.
'four, I'm a teenage boy, I have needs,' he explained.
'Five!' Sirius thought grumpily, he didn't even have an excuse more than he really wanted to snog the living daylights of this boy in front of him.
And he did exactly that.
