MMM call this a late Christmas pressie lol, sorry bout the lateness people its been hectic, I got guildwars and that's brilliant YAY! Anyone who has an account email me! Got fable for pc as well, got soulcalibre 3 and loads of clothes! Hope u all got the pressies u wanted hehe well on with the fic.

O and this fic will contain lemons, and some ass has reported Majin brolly any kids who don't want to read please do not this is a WARNING

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The grand Oak doors gave a foreboding creak as Chichi opened it, surveying her surroundings she deducted this place was hardly used judging by the thin film of dust covering most of the shelves. 'Figures those Saiyans have more brain then brawn' she snickered. Pulling out the slightly rumpled petal, she spied some steps leading upwards. Curiosity overtook as she began walking up the shiny white steps, the stairs continued to twist upwards.

Chichi began to frown as she underestimated the length of stairs but kept walking up. Grumbling to herself she finally reached upstairs where surprise immediately overtook her features. Rows and rows upon books greeted her shocked vision. This wasn't the drab, dusty library that she saw downstairs, no this was a beautiful white tiled room full of knowledge, despite lack of occupants she could tell this place was regularly looked after. She resisted the urge to squeal at the books and walked dignified to a particular overloaded shelf. Picking a random book just for the heck of it, she looked to the front and groaned, 'Damn it's in that Saiyan language' She picked up another book and the same results came back.

"Damn it's all in Saiyan crap!" she screeched, she thought sourly that she would never get to know about the flower's secrets. Scuffing her boot on the red carpet she heard a meek call.

"Um is someone there?"

Chichi smiled, she could get help on her subject from the mystery person. The voice was obviously a woman and the voice didn't seem angry in fact it seemed frightened.

"Uh yes, there is someone here," Chichi said unsure how to seem not so threatening to the voice "You see I'm looking for some information could you help me?"

The voice snorted, "Well obviously you're looking for information or you wouldn't be here, stay where you are I'll be there"

Chichi huffed at the voice's change from small and frightened to rude and strong. She heard a slight creak and then a loud rumbling, the noise startled her as she looked for the source. A large ladder came streaking into her view held to one of the larger bookcases. Scratching her head she saw a petit figure climbing from on top the ladder and down.

The obvious woman descended the ladder, and hopped off brushing her lab coat and repositioning her glasses. "Right what do you need help with…O MY GOSH YOU'RE A HUMAN"

Chichi stood uncomfortably at the woman's assessing gaze as she looked her up and down and grabbed her face. "O MY GOD I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE ANOTHER, ALIVE AND YOU SEEM UNHURT"

Chichi couldn't take the woman's face grabbing swatted her hands away, "Just because I'm a human doesn't mean you handle my face like a Saiyan"

The beauty laughed and moved her glasses to sit atop her head, "Good one, I'm sorry I'm just so shocked every earthling I've seen was either seriously abused or dead"

Chichi looked at the woman still untrusting despite the race they share, the woman could see the obvious distrust and thrust her hand out in a peaceful human gesture. "I'm sorry I'm so rude, Bulma…Briefs"

The raven haired princess's face widened at the revelation, "The Bulma briefs, mecha-scientist, heiress to capsule?"

Bulma nodded frowning that the still mystery girl hadn't shaken her hand, "Yep that's me"

Chichi grabbed her hand and shook it, "It's an honour to meet you, and my name is Chichi…Um Chichi Ox princess of Fry Pan Mountain"

The genius grinned and shook her hand just as eagerly, "Seems you have your own title, the legends of the Ox royal family slaying the beasts of the mountains and protecting nature"

Chichi blushed and shook her head, "My dad has been spreading that spiel all over that even capsule corp knows about it" Chichi stiffened at the memory and held back a sob, her dad's memory was still alive as ever.

Bulma nodded, "My father always told me a story about a mountain princess and her father" Chichi noticed Bulma's eyes dull; it seemed she had her own demons.

After a moment of understanding silence, Bulma smiled and held on to Chichi's hand, "I'm sure you have lost people since these miserable Saiyans have taken us, but it's a blessing we have found each other"

Chichi nodded and put another hand over Bulma's nervous one. "I think this is the start of a beautiful relationship"

Bulma smiled a sad smile and removed her hand, "You needed help?"

Chichi welcomed the distraction and pulled out the crumpled petal, "Well for a start I want to know everything about this flower and its properties."

Bulma raised an eyebrow and resettled her glasses over her eyes; she took the delicate petal from her hands and examined it. "Well I'm a mechanic not a flower arranger, but I'm sure I can found out"

Chichi smiled and began picking out books, much to the dismay of Bulma. "No...not now I can't understand a word of the Saiyan language and I want to learn but that ass of a king won't let me" Bulma grumbled some choice words.

"I swear, I hate that heartless bastard, he thinks I would use the knowledge to escape…Huh like I can with all that top security crap"

Chichi almost choked as she heard, Bulma is a GENIUS mechanic she could build a ship, a ship meant escape.

"Bulma have I got a proposition for you"

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Kakarot stood outside of the library with a big grin, the meeting had ended half an hour early. And thank God he thought he was going to die in there, Vegeta droning on about progress on ship production was not the last words he wanted to hear.

Intent on surprising Chichi he snuck in like a stealthy cat, smelling her alluring scent he drunkenly forgot about surprise and bumbled up the stairs clumsily until he heard voices. He stopped and hid from view.

"So who do you stay with?"

Kakarot didn't recognise the voice; he suddenly got protective and thought it was a threat until he heard Chichi's voice.

"I'd rather not talk about him"

Kakarot frowned at her words feeling slightly hurt, was she ashamed of him?

The unknown voice laughed and giggled, "That blush says otherwise Chichi, I bet you're dying to tell me all about him"

Kakarot smiled at the knowledge, he made her blush his thoughts were running rampant just thinking about what she was blushing about.

"Uh I guess he is alright"

"Describe him"

"Well he has red fur all over him, long black hair, black eyes, quite tall bout 6'3, his skin colour is really tanned and he has this really cute tail…"

"Hold the phone chichi, I wanted something quick seems like you have been checking him out a lot more then you're implying" The voice laughed, while Chichi spluttered.

"No damn way, I just notice things it's hard not to notice Kakarot he is quite distinctive"

"Wow there did you say Kakarot, Now I've heard of him from all the girls round here, heard he has quite the ass" Again a spluttered sound could be heard.

"Looks like lil chichi likes Kakarot's Firm bumbum"

Kakarot had to stifle his chuckles, he was just soaking all this up and loving it. Stuffing his fist in his mouth he bit onto it to stop the onslaught of guffaws threatening to erupt.

"Also heard he was extremely handsome, well he is picking you up ill check out his ass and make my judgement maybe get a grab in there"

Chichi choked, "Over my dead body, I've still to grab that ass"

Kakarot fell over rolling down the staircase, and causing such a ruckus even a deaf man would turn his head to. Chichi and Bulma turned their heads from their Banter hearing the crash.

Chichi's senses went on high alert while Bulma resumed a frightened face; Chichi grabbed a massive book and nodded to Bulma to grab another book.

Sneaking down, they heard a hacking cough most likely from the dust. Chichi snuck down the stairs seeing a shadow on the floor, she threw the book which landed on the person with a thud. "NOW BULMA THROW"

Bulma threw an array of books at the person who began, whining in what should be pain but was annoyance.

"Geez ladies I thought you wanted to grab my ass not pelt me with books"

Chichi screeched at the voice and ran the stairs in total embarrassment, while Bulma stood there in horror. "I thought he was back in about 10 minutes" She said looking at the red Chichi who muttered curses that could send her to hell.

"Damn you Kakarot, I'm going to kick your ass. You are a rude uncouth bastard for eavesdropping on a ladies conversation"

Kakarot stood up and dusted himself off, he picked up the books and handed them to a shocked Bulma. "I hope I don't disappoint those rumours" He winked and walked past the startled girl to the raging Chichi.

"That was hardly a ladies conversation, you act like you were discussing babies and flowers" Kakarot said amused at the still angry Chichi.

"Still it's obvious you stood there long…how long?"

"Only bout 10 minutes" he snorted, "Didn't know you liked my looks so much"

Chichi felt like punching, shouting, killing preferably Kakarot. "Just erase what you heard, it was just meaningless gossip" she said seemingly detaching herself from the conversation.

"mmmmm…yeah, well If you ever need to feel free to grab, grope or feel me up you're free too" He grinned

"You are sick" Chichi screeched running down the stairs wanting to get away from Kakarot, who in turn roared with laughter.

"You weren't saying that 10 minutes ago" he yelled intending on torturing her with the information he just received.

Bulma felt totally ignored not that she wanted to be included in the banter, however she didn't want to let chichi leave without getting details where to meet she didn't want to lose her friend.

"Wait Chichi lets meet here tomorrow, to chat you know"

Chichi popped her head round the door and gave a small smile, "Yeah sure, same time tomorrow"

Bulma nodded and gave a wink while groping air, and mouthing 'DAMN'

Chichi laughed and gave her own wink, Kakarot came behind Bulma and gave a small nod, "I'm glad Chichi has made a friend, I will allow you to chat to her"

Chichi rolled her eyes, "I talk to who I like, I don't need permission"

Kakarot frowned and rolled his own eyes, "Come on lets have lunch"

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Well that's the update, yes very droll I know I wasn't to pleased but it's a filler the real action is coming. O yea there will not be a B/V pairing I don't think Vegeta would take a human mate to be honest, I want to pair up Bulma with some one preferable not Vegeta.

Lol i've made Kakarot a total pervert, although I made it so he only perves on Chichi Lmao! He can perve on me anytime he likes