Chapter 20

A/N Well, we made it to 2O! Who's happy? I am. As celebration of the twenties, I'm going to be writing something different. Text messages! Yay! There will be a bit of story at the end though. More than likely snogging. Yeah. I'm not sorry. Quick Question of the day, Strumming or Plucking?

-Lupin3Black

Sirius; Hey babe ;)

Remus; Hi yourself.

Sirius; that doesn't even make sense!

Remus; I know! I'm sorry! I'm not good at the whole 'flirting' thing.

Sirius; lol love, the first time we met ,you were pretty good at flirting.

Remus; I INTRODUCED MYSELF AS SOCIALLY AWKWARD! How does that even quelled as flirting!?

Sirius; so it wasn't exactly flirting, so to speak, but it was very close, and you were only thirteen! Always room for improvement. ;)

Remus; ah, the innocence of thirteen, I remember it like yesterday.

Sirius; that's because it literally was yesterday. Your only 15 babe, there nothing different about you.

Remus; there's several things different about me!

Sirius; lol love, like what?

Remus; 1. I have a boyfriend. 2. I've grew an couple inches, 3. No longer a virgin. ;)

Sirius; *mental giggle*

Remus; okay, so 'Lol' and 'Omg' or even the odd 'WTF' but WTF is *mental giggle*?

Sirius; it's when I giggle in my head and feel the need to share it with you.

Remus; *Sigh*

Sirius; see! You got i-Hey!

Remus; where are you?

Sirius; my house, watching paint dry.

Remus; ooh! Fun!

Sirius; it's about as fun as watching paint dry. Oops. That's exactly what it is. -.-

Remus; why, may I ask, are you watching paint dry

Sirius; it's an expression Rem! I'm not literally watching paint dry.

Remus: I'm not stupid. I know it's an expression. But what I meant, is why are you bored in your own house.

Sirius; what? Do you want me to sit outside! It's raining Remmie!

Remus; well, you'd have to walk, but I'm home alone...

Sirius; what are hinting at?

Remus; well, you could come take nap at my place. Though I'll have to warn you, there will be an insatiable 15-year old in the same bed as you...

Sirius; Go on

Remus; and he might be wearing very little...

Sirius; I'll be there soon, have the door open.

(here's the snogging you were promised)

No sooner had Remus opened the door had Sirius burst in, dripping wet and slamming the door behind him, shoving Remus up against the closest wall, Remus shuddered as the wet plastic of Sirius's coat pressed against his skin, he would have complained.

Had Sirius not decided to take refuge in his mouth.

Hot lips, despite the cold temperature, were pressed against his own slightly chapped ones. The kiss was demanding, and there was a tongue pressing against his teeth, forcing its way the barricade as a hand went up the his hair and grasped the gold locks and wound them around his fingers.

Remus hurried to strip Sirius if his rain mac, dropping it to the floor and not really caring about the puddle that it would leave.

Remus sighed with relief when Sirius's soft damp t-shirt pressed against his skin, forcing him to the wall and pinning his hands above his head in a soft yet firm grip.

"Remus." Sirius mumbled against his lips, "You've really gotten the hang of this flirting thing."

Remus grinned wolffishly at him, "I was never bad at it."

A/N okay, this is probably the closest thing to smut I've ever written. Am I the only ones who see gay couples and automatically follow them to see if they kiss. I seen a couple today and they only looked about 14 and the smaller one went up on his tiptoes to kiss the older one and then they went into an alleyway ;) and came back out 5 minutes later. I was not stalking, I just happened to wait the exact same they were in there for. And because they loved in a different direction than me. I sent my mate Julie to stalk them and they live in her street.
I automatically started shipping them when I saw them. Does this happen to anyone else.

-Lupin3Black