P.S.:

: Due to Dora-nichov cannot speak like a human, and only Dora-the-Kid and Vladimir Putin can understand, so his voice will be as ().To avoid confusion, the translation of foreign languages (mainly Russian) will be to italics.


"Welcome to Ingushetia! Hope you like it." – the man named Anzur began. He was leading the gang into an Ingush village.

"Thank you Mr. Anzur. Is that your name?" – surprised Phineas.

"Yes, yes it is. You're coming to my village, called Ramzat-Kamil. An old story… haha…"

And they had come to the village. Right then, two boys, wore Caucasian traditional clothes was seeing their grandpa come back. They said:

"Дедушка! Дедушка!" (Grandpa! Grandpa!)

"Ах! Мои дорогие внуками! Ты здесь!" (Ah! My dear grandchildrens! You're here!)

"И…, кто - они? Они - гости?" (And… who are they? They're guests?)

"Нет нет, моя внуками. Они были почти становятся заложниками. Чечня…" (No no, my grandchildrens. They were almost become hostages. Chechnya…)

The gang was so surprised about that. But when they came inside, they saw more than they thought: a peaceful village, separate out to the bloody conflicts and bombings in Ingushetia, the poorest nation in Russian Federation. In here, the gang of PnF could see the monument of Imam Shamil, a deceased Avar famous leader.

"Wow… I never believe that before! It is… Ingushetia?"

"Yes, yes it is. Now… meet the people in here. My grandchildrens Sanzar and Abdul will replace me to present for you."

"Who are Sanzar and Abdul?" – Adyson and Gretchen questioned. Suddenly, two boys appeared. They were welcome their grandpa before…

"Oh, sorry guys for late. My name is Sanzar Zabayev, and this is my step-brother Abdul Fatalyev. My grandpa's full name: Anzur Zabayev." – Sanzar started.

"Hi Sanzar!" – said Isabella – "And… you make me surprised."

"Oh… sorry…"

"No, I ask why did you speak English so good?"

"Well… when my grandpa stopped fighting in the Chechen troops, he returned to Ingushetia when Russia retook Chechnya in 2000. When he came back, he decided to not enter to any conflict again, and opened a English classroom school in here."

"Wow… your grandpa is cool! Same like my grandpa!" – Phineas said.

"But… he is still a warrior in the village. He changed this village, and we call him as a little Imam Shamil."

"Who's Imam Shamil?"

"An Avar leader… in the XIX century. The greatest Imam in Caucasus. My grandpa might have a chance to become the second Shamil… but he only had a little."

"Oh…"

"Well, it's okay. Here, the hotel for the foreigners: Hadji Murad hotel. 3 stars."

"Ferb, I know we gonna to do today!" – Phineas talked a familiar symbol again with Ferb, and… - "Hey, where is Perry?"

"You know we did not bring Perry?" – Candace was being tired as she tried to find an hotel to stay. But with Linda and Lawrence, they needed to hear the news.

"Hope somebody can rescue us."

Gretchen just continued her few last words: "Yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Flynn-Fletcher… if Dora-the-Kid know…"

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CNN Special Live: Moscow

Maksim Platenov: Well, today we have two special guests about anti-terrorism. Meet Dora-the-Kid and Dora-nichov.

…two special Doras appeared in the TV screen. Kid sat first, and Nichov sat final. Kid then told, but he was talking with a drunk face…

Dora-the-Kid: Thank you. First, I want to say… we were… agents. We fought… against the… the… mujahid… ja…

Dora-nichov: (What is going on to you?)

…Kid suddenly woke up…

Dora-the-Kid: WHAT THE SHIT…

Dora-nichov: (We are in the TV, stupid!)

…and after a while, they turned normal, and spoke… Russian…

Dora-the-Kid: Мне очень жаль, Максим. Теперь я пойду к главный титул. Ну… сказать о чеченцы…, мы знаем, они большей частью не плохо. Правда? (I am sorry, Maksim. I'll go to the main title now. Well... say about the Chechens... we know they are mostly not bad. True?)

…Dora-nichov nodded, but Kid could not control himself…

Dora-the-Kid: Спасибо, мой брат. Но некоторые чеченцы стали сумасшедший, потому что глупо называется… джихад и склад пророка Мухаммеда… (Thank you, my brother. But… some Chechens have become crazy because the stupid called… jihad and… the prophet of Muhammed…)

Dora-nichov: (Боже мой! СТОП! ЧТО ПРОИСХОДИТ С ВАМИ? МЫ В НАСТОЯЩЕЕ ВРЕМЯ ИНТЕРВЬЮ!) (Oh my God! STOP! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU? WE ARE BEING INTERVIEWED!)

Dora-the-Kid: Ну, и мы знаем,… Я и мой брат вступили в войну… в Афганистане и Ираке; обыграл вниз талибов и Саддама Хусейна. Но когда мы думали, что мы были отдохнувшими, эти мальчики… повысился уровень от талибов, Саддам, Аль-Каида… К ДЖИХАДУ! (Well, and we know… I and my brother have joined the war… in Afghanistan and Iraq; beated down Taliban and Saddam Hussein. But when we thought we was rested, those boys… increased the level from Taliban, Saddam, Al-Qaeda… TO JIHAD!)

…Kid seemed like drunk more. He did drink lots of wines before the interview, so everyone felt scared. Even Nichov…

Dora-nichov: (Прекратите брать интервью у него! Он будет использовать воздушное орудие…) (Stop interviewing him! He will use the air cannon…)

…but it was too late. He did use his air cannon, aimed to the show…

Dora-the-Kid: С тем чтобы… чтобы остановить терроризм растут… мы должны убивать всех их… нет пощады… без прощения… если вы не хотите… чтобы увидеть другую сентябрь… 11-е…! (So… to stop the terrorism grow up… we must kill all of them… no mercy… no forgiveness… if you don't want… to see another September… 11th…!)

Dora-nichov: (СТОП! ССССССТТТТТТТТТОООООООООООПППППППППППП…!) (STOP! SSSSSSTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPP…!)

…and the riot began…

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Ramzat-Kamil village…

"Well, Ferb, I think we should change this village more." – said Phineas.

"Sounds like fun!" – Irving joined.

"Well… but we are in Ingushetia…" – talked Baljeet – "Perhaps we should call the police and get out from Ingushetia." But Phineas told: "Baljeet, do not to be stressed so much. We should spend a time to find out about Ingushetia, then we will go out."

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Isabella and Gretchen walked over the village…

"Chief?"

"Yes Gretchen?"

"I think I should find something in Ingushetia."

"Well… you still love Phineas, right?"

"Yeah… If I have his heart… but I wish he did not sit with some other girl."

"Sure Chief. He won't do that, especially… you."


(It is the beginning…)