Moscow, Russia
Red Square…
From the capital of the Russian Federation, Dora-the-Kid and Dora-nichov just looked into the sky…
"It cannot be like that! It's liar!" – shouted Kid.
"(Don't yell like that! Someone shall hear that!)"
"Shut up!"
They didn't stop yelling about the troubles between Russia and the U.S.A., especially about Edward Snowden, Julian Assange, Alexei Navalny,… but they also did not forget the Chechens.
"They're not humans! They're truly animals! But I think…"
"(Do you mind? You think Ed Snowden and Julian Assange… are both terrorists, traitors? Why the Human Rights Watch created their base in your nation if you still believe that?)"
"Oh yeah… what' ever!"
"(You act like the Vietnamese American: lack of finesse, aggression, saying lack of fluency. It has caused us that the Communist Vietnam existed ... and led the Vietnamese American were doubt about Assange and Snowden. Damn… I hate the Communism smell!)"
"What? What? I'm American, not Vietnamese American! And…"
"(Get out of there! We're going to the South. Rostov-on-Don.)"
"Or… Elista, Kalmykia…"
"(You shouldn't guess where.)"
"WHAT?"
"(I've two tickets. Let's move.)"
They went to the train station. They just now only waited the railway of Ataman Platov. Kid then talked:
"Когда я получаю ее, я буду учить ей урок!" (When I get her, I'll teach her a lesson!)
"(Заткнись!)" (Shut up!)
"ЧТО?" (WHAT?) – Kid was almost angered. But he and Dora-nichov did not mind that he would meet a special guest…
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Ingushetia…
Anzur felt surprised about the gang.
"Where are the Americans?"
"I don't know. Tonight we'll continue."
He went to find them, and finally they came out. But he saw that Phineas and Isabella look together with a lot of questions.
"I don't think… but Gretchen never told like that…" – said Phineas.
"But she tells her truth that she loves Ferb." – answered Isabella.
"What are you talking about?" – surprised Mr. Anzur – "Who's in love?"
"Never mind sir." – ended Isabella.
Then, all the Fireside Girls came out. They said:
"Sir, can we prepare for tonight?" – Adyson asked.
"Sure!"
At night…
The festival continued. Izzy sat close to Phineas…
"Phineas… can I ask something?"
"Sure thing."
"Had you had something before tonight?"
"Oh… good question. I'd prepared enough. They'll tell a story of the Caucasian. We had been listening it, but now I had new! Better than that, Isabella, but… we does still respect the history."
But Sanzar and Abdul said:
"Where have you been, Phin? We're waiting…"
"Phineas, Sanzar is calling…" – Isabella said.
"Oh… Sanzar, you're just in time. Wait here…"
Phineas ran out. Isabella looked back and thought: "Oh… my love… my husband in the future… will you…" But suddenly, all the troop of Fireside Girls was surprised about Ferb. Sanzar and Abdul did not understand…
"Hey, what happen?"
"Oh… Are you kidding?"
Ferb was wearing like a true Chechen warrior, while following him was… Gretchen and her Chechen clothes…
"They'll be dating…"
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Moscow, Russia
"И потом, мы разбили пиво, и афганских моджахедов убежал!" (And then, we smashed the beer, and the Afghan Mujahideen ran away!) – Dora-the-Kid, unlike Gretchen was always shy, was telling so many funny stories during his times in Afghanistan, Pakistan and Iraq.
"HAHAHAHAHA…!"
"Спасибо! И потом, я и мой друг спросил Аль-шаммар, афганские бывший моджахед, но когда я спросил его, то зловоние розы. Знаешь где? Но из его штанов. Он сказал, что он еще не высохли брюки, которые в течение 1 месяца, но он еще не высохли в 1 год." (Thank you! And then, I and my friend asked Al-Shammar, an Afghan ex-mujahid, but when I asked him then the stench rose. Know where? But from his pants. He said he's not yet dry the pants, which in 1 month, but he's not yet dry in 1 year.)
But his story had not been finished yet, Dora-nichov had taken his right ear…
"Ouch!"
"(Funny enough! Do you know who're the passengers?)"
"Passengers?"
"(And I…)"
Suddenly, a man who wore a lab coat, follow his teenage daughter, appeared in the station. Dora-the-Kid and Dora-nichov realized…
"Hey… maybe we need him!" – shouted Kid. But that man knew it, so he ran. But he did not know: Kid and Nichov were not Perry the Platypus. They would have shot shoot him if he had ran too far. His daughter was strange:
"Dad? Why are you running?"
"(GET HIM!)"
(What did Kid and Nichov wants from that man? Phineas and Ferb are still safety?)
