once-upon-a-captain-swan asked:
"My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back."
-Ignore the mistakes, it's not beta.
It has been a couple of weeks now that Killian had moved into this building. It wasn't much but it was all he needed. It was a studio apartment big enough to accomodate his needs. There was also a window that led to the emergency staircase which he always left open for his cat. The furry little thing used to belong to his brother, but after he got married and decided to start a family, the animal wasn't their priority anymore. KIllian had accepted Liam's begging and kept him at his place.
Ever since he had moved there, Smee (the cat), always came back with a lovely surprise for him. Not the usual gift that cats gave their master, it was a lot more fancier and less messy. The first time he was completely baffled to wake up with his cat sitting on his chest, waiting for him to wake up, with a pair of black lace panties in front of him. He figured that he must have entered in one of the apartments in the building as he explored the staircase outside.
The next couple of days went pretty much the same way, it wasn't always when he woke, but sometimes it was while he was studying, watching television or even cooking. Smee would always bring him a pair of panties (thongs, boy shorts, bikini and so on), which he suspected belonged to the same woman if he relied on the size.
One morning as he got out of the shower, his towel still wrapped around his waist as Killian heard someone's voice, more specifically a woman's voice.
"Come back here you fur ball!" He heard the woman yell, followed by a loud curse when Smee sneaked in the apartment through the window. He sauntered with his usual prize, a pair of red laced thong this time, as blonde woman peeking through his window. From where he was standing, (leaning on the wall next to the window) she couldn't see him, but he did, and heard her exclaimed a victorious 'a-ha!' when she caught sight of his cat sitting on the kitchen counter with her underwear.
A grin appeared on his face when the girl entered his apartment mimicking his cat, and walked towards Smee, and managed to grabbed her underwear. That's when Killian decided to let his presence known as he cleared his throat, making the blonde jump in surprise.
"Holy crap!" She yelped a hand (the one with the red thong) clutching her chest. He couldn't help himself fromlaughing at the whole situation and saw a glint of annoyance cross her beautiful green eyes.
"Can I help you with something?" She gave him a once-over, before her eyes locked with his.
"Yes. Your stupid cat has been stealing my underwear for the past couple of weeks. I had to go buy myself some new ones." She shot back, as she crossed her arms in front of her chest.
"Ah." He exclaimed as he walked towards his dresser and grabbed a plastic bag that was laying on top of it. His hand dived into the bag and took one of the numerous panties Smee had brought him. "So these are yours?" He asked innocently, eyebrow raised.
Her eyes widened in horror when she realized that he had kept them all. He wasn't about to throw them in the garbage was he? She stomped towards him grabbing the bag from his hands in one swift movement.
"You're a pervert." She seethed as she turned back around as she was about to climb out the window. Killian couldn't stop himself from grinning at the encounter with his neighbor. Before reaching the emergency staircase, she stopped and turned her head back at him, her index pointing at his cat.
"You and your cat." With that said she walked out.
Smee descended from the counter and went next to him, brushing himself against his calves. Killian bent down and grabbed him, and caressed his head. The cat answered with a loud purr as he congratulated his cat for stealing those underwear.
