Heydey ho, y'all! I know this isn't a chapter and I'm sorry that it's already a week late, but I had wicked writers block and no spare time to try and work past it!

Sooooo, you're probably wondering what this really is, right? Welp, to be honest, I'm going to take you through the last couple of weeks. K? K.

So, last Wednesday at youth group, my best friend Maria (We're just gonna use her OC name. SPOILER) came up and said "Hey, you know how everyone's leaving for episode(youth conference) next week?" To which I was all like 'yeah' "Well, we should do a sleepover considering we couldn't go!" So, we set it up and she was gonna come to my house but she didn't want to leave her mom alone because she's awesome like that. So, she canceled.

But then I was like "Hey, lets hang out!" to which she's like, "Better idea, sleep at my house!"

So, we did! "We" being me and JCScannell ;D

We played horror games. (I.E. Mad Father, HetaOni, Misao. )) and peed our pants while we played them, but that's not important!

So we went to church with them and, long story short, I left the power cord to my (battery-less) laptop that has what I've mostly written of the new chapter on it at her house. And I can't get it back till Wed...

So! I'm typing this on my iPod right now and it sucks. IT'S ANNOYING!

While I'm here, do you guys like the length of my chapters or should I make them smaller so you get them quicker? That's important to me to know! I would love to know which you prefer!

Okay, as consolation for my laziness, I am going to write out this Rolplay I did on Instagram. I just started RPing on IG ^_^

The main character/ the POV is America's genderbend Amelia. Alice is Iggy's genderbend and Madeline is Canada's. Alright, have fun.

Warning: There is light cussing on Alice's part, but that was because the girl I did this with cursed, not me ;;_;; Oh, and I don't own anything ^-^


7. Le Random Consolation Chapter


I walked up to Alice's house, a smile planted firmly on my American face. Alice is gonna be so surprised I came over! She'll love it! Who doesn't love a visit from the heroine? I thought to myself. I walked right up to her big, white front door and let myself in. She probably wouldn't care.

"Alice!" I called as my feet glided over the threshold. "Guess who, everybody's favorite country, came to visit you~" I skipped around the bright- and super clean!- house until I found her sitting in her, um, what did she call it again? "Drawing room"? Yeah! That!

Proud of myself for remembering one of Alice's stupid terms, I tiptoed over to where she was sitting and leaned over her shoulder. "Did you hea- Hey, what's that?" I asked as I noticed a picture in her hand.

It was of Alice and Madeline and I when we were little, and she was looking at it pretty intently.

"You two were so cute when you were little." She mused, not even turning to look at me. Madeline said 'Oh, Alice, you're embarrasing me!.' from next to us, but she said it so quiet neither of us heard her, so she went ignored. Again.

I puffed out my cheeks and jumped over the back of the couch to sit next to her. "Hey, I'm still cute!" I protested as I poked one of Alice's cheeks. She sighed frustratedly and turned to me.

"Yes, but you weren't as loud back then." She said as she adjusted her shiny glasse. She quietly added. "And you actually ate my cooking."

I was taken aback. "Wha- I am not loud! I'm spirited!" I huffed, crossing my lightly tanned arms over my chest. "Plus, I had just never eaten anyone else's cooking before." She glared at me coldly and, not wanting to be scolded, I added, "But your fish and fries are good though!"

Her cold glare turned into one of pure anger. "Fish and fries? IT IS FISH AND CHIPS! YOU WANKER!" She scolded me, standing up from the couch to try and get some height against me for once.

I stood up as well, now towering over her by a good few inches. "Wanker? That hurt, Alice." I said looking into her bright green eyes with mock hurt. "Besides, chips is stupid."

"Fries is stupid! Git!" She shot back. She was getting angrier by the second and practically had steam coming out of her ears. Haha, that reminds me of this one time in the end of the second Scooby Doo live action movie where-

Oh, off track? Sorry...

"BUT YOU FRY THEM!" I screamed. Entirely frustrated with my former caretaker, I threw my hands in the air. "BRITISH PEOPLE!"

Of course, like the rest of this fight, Alice had a response locked and ready to go. "You deep fry them! American people!" She growled, equally as frustrated as I.

However, that remark threw me off. "But. That doesn't make sense either...?" I stated, tilting my head to the side in a way similiar to those little owls you see on Youtube that-

Really? Again? Good globs, it's this new playlist*. Making me random.

"Fries- chips, are deep fried in oil and grease-" She paused to shudder. "For something to be fried, you'd need to put it in a pan or flat grill or on the stove." She finished, done with my lesson for the day.

I looked at her shocked. Just quite how stupid does she think I am? I wondered. "Well, yeah, obviously. But I couldn't just go sayin' all of that when I was on a roll, ya know?" I said, relaxing back down into my seat, happy that we weren't being so angry at each other anymore.

I looked over to see that Alice was smirking, just a little bit. Why- "And why are they called French fries?" She asked, looking at me with a mischevious glint in her eye.

I was shocked at her implications and couldn't think of a good reply. "I- but- Fr- I didn't- we- I mean, America- but," I spluttered like the idiot I am for a few minutes more before I whipped out my stars-and-stripes iPhone and pulled up trusty Mr. Google. I did a quick search on French Fries and twenty-five seconds later, looked back to Alice triumphantly. "Ha! I didn't invent them, Belgium did!" I figured now was an appropriate time for a heroic pose, so pose I did.

Alice was unimpressed. "They're still called French fries. Moron." She scoffed, raising an eyebrow, challenging me.

I stared her down, once again not finding good words to speak. "But... They... So's your mom!" I replied at last. Really? That's honestly the best you had, Amelia? I asked myself. Alice, however, did not notice my intenal struggle.

"Pardon?" She asked. I looked to the side awkwardly.

"I said... Your mom."

"If I remember correctly, I do not have a mother." She replied, giving me an odd stare.

I met her stare straight on. "Well, I wasn't talking to you." I huffed childishly. Seriously, what am I doing right now?

She looked at our enviorment questioningly. "Oh? And who were you talking to?" She interrogated. Dangit Ally, why do you have to be so darn observant?!

"... Your mom?" What am I doing with my life.

She raised her eyebrow at me yet again. "Haven't we already been over this?" She asked in her splendidly posh British accent.

I thought for a moment at my next answer. Do I continue with the weird and random excuses? Sure. Why not? "Um. No. In reality, we're stuck in a time loop right now and you're just having a memory of a past time loop. We have to escape but we keep dying and having to restart the level which we were afraid might cause people to remember different things, which it apparently is. I wasn't supposed to tell you that because classified told me not to, but if I didn't then classified would classified classified and we would all be classified." (INTERNET HIGH FIVE TO ANYONE WHO GOT BOTH REFERENCES HERE)) I said calmly, keeping my eyes down as I played with the edges of my skirt. "Do you understand now?"

Alice blinked a few times before just staring at me. "What?" She askes after a while of whale-killing silence.

"Um. Happy Birthday?" I persisted, hoping she would buy it. She didn't.

"But my birthday is in April..." She looked at me and I just knew this was going to end bad.

Dang. What do I do now? I looked around the room just in case a divine being had decided to leave something for me to use right now. My eyes landed back on to the picture she was looking at earlier, and it made think of something she had said to me in the past. Perfect. I sighed dramatically and put my devious plan in motion. "Okay, I didn't want to tell you this, but you've forced my hand." I took a deep breath. "You're pregnant."

There was no thought process to what she did next, she just started freaking out. "WHAT? WITH WHO? WHY DON'T I REMEMBER THIS?!" She screamed at me, her eyes bugging out and her hands flittering all over the place.

I looked at her and tried not to smirk. Yes! Totally just saved myself! Wait, how am I going to explain it? Blammit. I stepped forward hesitantly, trying again to think of a good answer. "You're pregnant. Um, Francis. And you were, um, drunk." I said, using the first things that popped into my head. "Any more questions?"

She looked at me again with her frantic eyes. "WHAT. WITH THAT BLOODY FROG?! I NEED A BLOODY ABORTION. RIGHT NOW. OH BLOODY HELL. I THOUGHT I WAS STILL A VIRGIN. THAT FROG TOOK MY VIRGINITY. OH BLOODY HELL, AMELIA!" She screamed as her dainty hands clamped, rather strongly, on to my shoulders. "YOU NEED TO HELP ME!"

My head whipped back and forth painfully as she shook me. Thankfully, after a while, she let go. When she did, I placed my own hands on her. "Alice. Abortion is mean. And I lied. You're not pregnant." I explained calmly. Inside, however, I was freaking. Is she going to murder me now? Am I going to feel her scary British rage?

However, I was not met with British rage, instead, she looked at me in the eye for a long few seconds before going and sitting on the floor in the corner of the room, her puffy blue dress spreading out around her. "I was so worried, and you lied to me..." She said as she sulked. "At least it was one of your better lies... I would rather it be a lie." She continued, beginning to draw circles on the floor with her finger.

I'll admit, I was pretty happy for the praise of my lie, (Amelia, that's terrible ;;_;;)) but I sort of felt bad for making my friend depressed. (every character I touch turns into Tamaki!)) "H-hey... Alice... I'm sorry I lied." I apologized. I tentatively touched her shoulder. "But I couldn't think of anything else to say."

She turned her head creepily towards me, I mean, like, "Poltergeist" level creepy, and glared, her blonde bangs falling over one eye. "So telling me I'M PREGNANT with FRANCE'S CHILD is ALRIGHT?!" She screamed at me.

"A-Alice?" I began backing away slowly from the increasingly terryfing girl in front of me. "I was just being stupid, s'all! You don't have to take it personal!" I giggled nervously as I continued my retreat. And seriously, how would I know you were pregnant and you didn't? You should've known better!

"Don't. Take. It. Personal?!" She growled as she stalked her way towards me. "Oh, I took it personal! What if I told you you were pregnant with Cuba's kid?!"

I looked a her in disgust. "What? Why Cuba? That dude's a total weirdo and acted like a drama queen about being under my rule! I mean, c'mon!" I ranted like that for another few minutes before I noticed Alice. "What are you coming forward for, Alz?" I backed up and stood behind the couch, trying to keep space between us.

"I chose him because you don't LIKE him, do you?" She asked as she continued her creeper routine. "Well it's the same with me and the frog! And now that you've made me feel this way," She started giggling sinisterly. "There's no choice other than payback, is there?"

I tilted my head. "Well, it's not that I hate him or anything, he's just weird." I said thoughtully, then smirked. "Plus, Francis totally likes you and you probably like him too! I mean, what's not to like?" I snickered for a few seconds until I registered the last thing she said. "Wait, payback? Come on, Alz! We're friends! You don't want to do this-!"


And it ends there! You're welcome ^_^ You don't actually have to give me an opinion on that one, I just worked with a script that was already there XD Oh, and if you couldn't tell, I was Amelia ;D

Thanks for putting up with me and my laziness! I seriously love you guys! Sorry for the abortion quip, I don't support it 0_0

*I was listening to some weird mix of stuff while writing this XD

Love y'all and will see you later! I leave you with this beautiful piece of advice from Prussia:

"Be yourself, because you will never be as awesome as me."