Since it was still early in the day, Shrek decided that he should practice for the talent show. So he hopped back on his hellfire skateboard and skated back home so he could get practicing, the show was tomorrow so Shrek knew that he had to get going. Finally he got home, but by then Shrek was feeling very stressed and depressed, a horrible combination that Shrek felt often. He carefully set his box of hair dye down on his desk and made his way to the bathroom's medicine cabinet. He looked at the mirror on the wall and noticed that his eyes were red so he must've been crying in his sleep like a little bitch again. Shrek then grabbed hold of the cabinet's handle and opened the cabinet to get some antidepressants, but to his surprise his usual bottle of prescription was gone. Shrek let out wail and started panically searching for the bottle that would muddle his brain. Finally deciding that it wasn't in the bathroom he went out and noticed that Fiona was awake and was sitting on the couch.

"Fiona," Shrek sobbed, black mascara running down his smelly face. "My antidepressants are gone. Do you know where they are?" When Shrek finally got in front of the stain covered couch he noticed that Fiona was staring at the ceiling with unfocused eyes and a was drooling a bit. Out of the corner of his eye Shrek saw that Fiona was grasping a empty medication bottle in her manly hands. "Oh my Satan," Shrek gasped in disbelief. He then started shaking his ogre mistress. "Damnit Fiona how many pills did you take."

"I...dink...it was tweeny hive?" Fiona replied uncertainty her weird eyes rolling in their sunken sockets. Suddenly she started foaming at the mouth and then she promptly threw up all over herself as if she was a demon in a horror film, then she passed out on the couch covered in vomit.

"Damnit now I'll have to get more, thanks wife, and I mean that in a sarcastic way because people find it hard if I'm sarcastic." Fiona stayed completely still as if she was dead. Shrek would have been envious if she was dead. "Fine then I'll go and get some more, I wish I was loved." Shrek didn't like refilling his prescription, the only pharmacist in a hundred mile radius was Fairy Godmother. Shrek didn't like her mostly cause she was a bitch, but also because she's Prince Charming's mom. Shrek sighed and started playing with his wig hair. "Goodbye."

Shrek then got back on his skateboard and started the trek to Fairy Godmother's. After skating in the mystical forest for about an hour Shrek finally came upon Fairy Godmother's factory where she made magic potions and other crazy shit. Recently she got busted for crack so she swore that she would only use the building for the production of medicine, but no one really believes her. After reaching the front step Shrek jumped off his skateboard and landed with a heavy thud breaking the pastel side walk. "Oops," Shrek muttered. He then hid his prized skateboard in some bushes so no one would steal it. Finally he dusted himself off and went inside the large building.

End of Chapter Four

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