Ah-ah-ah-ah stayin' alive, I'm stayin' ali- Oh, hey there kids! Yeah, this chapter is late! Sorry~ .
And it's short.
And lame.
And unworthy of being read.
*depression corner*
But you have to read it anyway! I'm so sorry ;;A;;
Well, the story will hopefully be a bunch more awesome after this(and about five more chapters), so stay tuned!
Oh, and I forgot to do the disclaimer last chapter... IGGY.
England: BLOODY- What?!
Could you please time-travel for me while Japan does this disclaimer? *w*
England: *sigh* You treat me like a puppy. *dissapears*
Yay! Kiku?
Japan: Hai, Ninja-chan! TheAmericanNinja-sama does not own any of the characters used, or The Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan, or InuXBoku, or anything else that is illegal for her to lay claim to. She only owns her Original Characters: Indie, Sam, Michael, Liam and Maria. *bows*
Thanks!
NOW FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE HORROR THAT IS MY STORY '^'
9. Region? Seriously?
"Hej! Indie!" I heard Denmark call from the hallway next to the dining room. Why's he there! I wondered, but shrugged it off.
"'Sup Den?" I asked, taking my hand off the doorknob. He jogged up next to me, beaming down at me with his clear height advantage.
"I wanted to ask you something~" Denmark said suspiciously. I looked him over once to try and see if he was being serious.
"Shoot." I permitted tentatively. He smiled.
"How would you like to spend a week over in the Nordic region?" He asked me. I looked at him, shocked.
He's kidding, right? I wondered. "What exactly do you mean, Denmark?" I asked skeptically. He smirked.
"I mean, you should take a vacation! I know you've been doing paperwork on top of your homework ever since you came back," How did he know that? Eh, who cares. "So you deserve a break! It's too much stress on a 16 year old girl!"
I pouted playfully. "You don't think I'm capable?" I asked with mock hurt. He simply laughed.
"Well of course you are! But everyone needs a break!" He reasoned. "Even we countries have them when we can! So," He raised his eyebrows. "What do you say?"
I considered this. It does sound like an awful lot of fun, but what would be the purpose? "Where?" I asked.
"Sweden."
"Who?"
"You and Sam."
"What for?"
"Snowboarding."
"Done." I said without a second thought. /I've wanted to go snowboarding in Scandinavia for, like, ever!/ I screamed to myself. "Just let me call my mom real quick." I said grabbing my iPhone out of my pocket. "You don't mind talking in case she asks, right?" I asked. He shrugged happily and I pushed my family's home phone.
"Yolo?" I heard a deep male voice from the other side.
"Orange!" I replied back.
"Oh, that was cold, Nee-chan..." My little brother said back. There was only silence for a few seconds before we both burst out laughing. "'Sup, Ind?" Michael asked after sobering up.
"Nothin' much, sup wit choo?" I replied goofily.
"You giving me the third degree here, Carter?" He asked in a grungy convict voice. I smirked.
"Just give me the answer, Mr. Carter, and we don't have to use extreme measures…" I said doing my best 'good cop' impression.
He sighed. "Fine. The jewels are all yours, Taichou." He grumbled begrudgingly. I smirked, knowing that I'd won our strange conversation.
"Good. Arigatou gozaimasu, Ototo-chan!" I squeeled happily. I could practically hear him roll his eyes.
"Really though, Nee-chan, what do you need?" He asked in his patient voice. He calls me 'Nee-chan' and Sam 'Nee-san', a habit he's had since he was little.
I smiled. "Is mom there?" I asked as Denmark recovered from his confusion at mine and my brother's conversation.
"When is she not? Do you wanna talk to her?" He asked calmly. Michael was a really good kid, only a year younger than me, putting him at fifteen. He had a heart for others and it made everybody love him.
"That would be the bee's knees!" I replied cheerily. He quipped a quick 'gotcha' and then there was nothing but shuffling noise for a good forty-five seconds before I heard my mom.
"Hey kiddo! Sup?" My mom's bright voice asked on the other end. I smiled.
"I just wanted your permission to go somewhere for about a week!" I replied excitedly.
"Where?" She asked skeptically. My mom has always been protective, but also very lenient, so I knew I shouldn't worry.
"Sweden." I replied normally. I could hear my mom chuckle a bit on her end.
"Should I assume it has to do with your new job?"
"Yep!"
"Is it actually job related?"
"Nope!"
"Will your sister be with you?"
"Mmhm!"
"Alright then, one last question." My mom said slowly. I gulped.
"Um, yeah?" I sneaked a peek at Denmark. I'm pretty sure it's about him.
"Who is taking you and can I talk to them?" I sighed. /eh, could've been worse/
I looked over at Denmark. "She doesn't know. Can you be normal?" I mouthed. The speaker was on so he could hear everything, of course. He nodded and I let out my breath. "Sure! He's the representative from Denmark and I sure he won't mind!" I scooted the Fullmetal Alchemist iPhone closer to him.
"Hej there, Mrs. Carter!" Denmark greeted happily. I could hear my mom giggle.
"Hello. And your name?"
"Matthias Koehler, at your service, ma'am!" He replies happily. I'm just going to assume this isn't his first time doing something like this.
They talked for a while before my mom agreed. She gave me one last warning before going, however. "Just be careful, Indie. We don't want another incident again." She said sternly. I grimaced at the memory.
"I know, I will be." I said seriously as I grabbed the phone from Denmark's hand. /What incident?/ He mouthed. I waved a hand. /Tell you later./ I said.
I was just about to hang up, when my other brother, 12 year old Liam jumped on.
"Why are you going to Scandinavia?" He asked after taking control of the phone.
"Because I do what I want!" I replied.
"Why? What's so great about Scandinavia?" He pursued the question. Why are boys so nosey at this age?
"Death Metal." I said at the same time Michael did from his end. Sam rolled her eyes at our choice of music and Denmark burst into laughter. While he was busy holding up the walls, I bid my brothers a good night and hung up. "Dude, chill." I said looking at Denmark in an attempt to get him to calm down. He did and sat down on one of the random end-tables.
"Sorry, Ind! You guys were just funny!" He laughed a bit, but I'm pretty sure he's of his humor-high.
I shrugged. "It was the truth." I said honestly before pulling him up by the arm. "Alright. Leave. I want to sleep." I said pushing him out the door.
"See ya later!" He called as he jogged back to the Nordic car, which had been honking at him in annoyance for a while now.
I turned around and walked up the stairs to my room to see both Sam and Marie sitting on my bed. "Hey!" I shouted throwing pillows at them. Where did the pillows come from? For some reason they were next to my door. Whatever.
"Ouch! Whawhazat for?" Maria asked, her arms crossed firmly. I pushed her over and sat at the head of my bed.
"Y'all are room creeping. You're room creepers." I said turning on my laptop. "Therefore, as punishment, I pillow pelted you." Maria frowned as she hopped back into her spot. I grinned in victory before remembering something. "Oh yeah, Mar? I'm gonna need you to watch the house while we're gone." I said, knowing full-well that Sam would have already told her.
"No! I don't want to stay in your house all by myself! There's ghosts!" She whined. I rolled my eyes.
"You know I already exercised them!" I pointed out. She shook her head.
"Don't care."
"C'mon! Please?" I asked giving her the puppy dog eyes. She ignored them and leaned forward, enough that we were face-to-face.
"Take me with you." She stage-whispered, gripping the front of my shirt. I pushed her off.
"No! You don't even like cold places!" I protested. She tilted her head in a 'Guess that's true." sort of way before letting the matter go.
"Still, ask someone else." She huffed decidedly.
"Really? You're not gonna take the offer to stay in our house with full access to all our food, anime and cats?" Sam asked in her genius way she does. She could convince anyone to do anything if she tried hard enough. That broke Maria.
"Deal. When do I start?" She asked as though she had just applied for a job. Sam smirked.
"Tomorrow. Seven A.M. sharp." She told her smoothly. Maria saluted before we all laughed.
"Oh!" Marie exclaimed. "Bee are bee!" She ran out of the room and came back with her messenger bag. "I picked this up today~" She cooed and pulled out an InuXBoku dvd.
I laughed. "Dude, as awesome as that series is, the chick is a serious perv! And the fiancé is a freak!" She shrugged.
"Yeah, but you're gonna watch it anyway." Maria said as she popped the disc into my laptop.
"Yeah, I am." I agreed as the first episode started.
I THINK TIME HATES ME FOR ALWAYS SKIPPING IT AND NEVER LETTING IT TALK. SERIOUSLY. I'M, LIKE, CANADA LEVEL IGNORING IT.
Canada: Hey!
Me: Don't you mean "eh!"?
Canada: Seriously? America does that to me enough!
Me: What? It's not like I'm out and a-boot just to hurt your feelbads!
Canada:... JC.
JC: Yup?
Canada: Punch your sister for me.
JC: Gladly~
Me: Gah! Canadia! Since when are you violent?!
Canada: Since now, fish.
Me: LANGUAGE •^•
um. Back to le story.
We watched the entire first season last night before heading to bed. It's morning now, and Maria helped us pack before I got a text from Denmark.
[Hey girls! Rise and shine! I just wanted to give you the address of where the jet is! Here ya go: P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney. ((Deal with it B) )) ]
"Jet?" Sam asked after reading the message over my shoulder.
"Yep! Jet..." I looked at her nervously. We both hate planes. Like, freaking hate them. Me more so.
"Well, let's get a move on it, Dubs!" She grinned and skipped to her car. I rolled my eyes and hugged Maria before hopping into my sister's bug.
"Why do we have to take your car?" I whined. She looked at me smugly.
"Cuz mine is a lady killer~" She giggled before driving off.
It took us an hour to get to our destination, and when we did, Sam had to wake me up. Because I fell asleep. But I guess you could've guessed that.
I walked across the tarmac to the dark blue plane. Sam let out a low whistle. "Dang. Now that's a jet..." She said wonderingly as she mentally circled it once.
We walked up to the pop-out stairs leading to the main cabin. Norway was standing there and nodded at us. "Hello." He said in that adorable way of his.
I saluted. "Sup?" He smirked-wait, I don't think he did. Trick of the light!- and led us up the cold metal steps. "So how long is this ride gonna take?" I asked as I took a seat in one of the uber plushy chairs.((Yes Symphony, I used "uber" specifically to bug you :D ))
Norway looked at me as he took his own seat. "Half-an-hour." He replied. I almost did a spit-take on the glacier water I had just started drinking.
"What? No way!" I yelled after swallowing my dangerous water. "Just a flight from Virginia to Florida was two hours! That's just impossible!" I protested. Norway was rather unfazed, of course, but he seemed a little smug.(I really didn't want to use that word again so soon, but I couldn't think of anything else m(_ _)m )
"Travel is different for us nations. Quicker." He said. I raised an eyebrow and he explained further, his tone taking on a more teacher-like quality. "It's like entire countries are literally right next to each other, like you would walk across the yard to a friend's house, we move across our land to get to the country next to us."
I looked at him for a moment more before shrugging. "Whatever. If I try to understand then my brain is just going to hurt." I concluded as Sam walked over and sat in the chair next to mine.
"Indieeeeee." She moaned. I looked at her questioningly. "I'm booooooored!" She cried in despair as she face-planted my shoulder. I sighed and patted her dark head.
"There, there, Sammy-chan." I said comfortingly. "We already took off, see?" I said pointing out the window. She squeaked and ran to the window to see the view. I rolled my eyes and looked at my watch. 10:30 exactly. Well, let's see how this goes. I thought before grabbing the second volume of "The Disappearance Of Nagato Yuki-Chan" that I had brought with me. I opened it up and began reading, giggling at how often Nagato blushed.
I hadn't even finished my manga yet when I felt the plane descend. Too bad, too, we were just getting to Yuki's confession! I took another glance at my watch. 11:00? Seriously?! That's craze balls! I internally freaked as Norway calmly walked up to me.
"We will be going now." He instructed. I sighed and swung my 'Harajuku Mini' messenger bag over my shoulder, throwing my manga back in as I did. Because I'm a generally shy person around new places, my stomach was doing nervous flips; but I ignored them as best I could as I followed Norway out of the plane, my sister right behind me. I pulled my black snow jacket tighter around myself so it made me feel like I was being hugged, as I was absolutely freezing and everybody likes a snuggle when they're cold! Luckily, Norway soon brought us over to a sleek, black SUV that was obviously built for this terrain, and we climbed in. I swallowed a bit harshly as we took off.
Here we go…
Right now you're probably thinking, "Seriously? Like, that was it?" Yeah, it was. Oh well.
Seriously though, dudes, I am so crazy sorry about this chapter! Yes it was rushed and no I haven't started the next chapter yet, BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT! I am starting on this new, slightly horror fic that is a gender nuetral guy or girl reader insert 0w0 Interested now? Good! You should check it out when I post it!
It's a mix of HetaOni, Mad Father, Amnesia, Slender and Misao. I've been creeping myself out just coming up with ideas for it w Seriously though, it will be fun!
Alsooooooooooooooo, I started this one-shot the other day when I woke up at 1:30 and was up til 4:00. Why these strange sleep habits? I've had a cold '_' It's almost over though! The one-shot is based off/ is a song-fic of the song "Firefly" By Owl City and I will hopefully finish that up soon too!
Well, I guess that's all for now! Please review/favorite/follow and tell me what you would like to see more of or less of! Be honest, Jacob -,-
England: *poofs in-screen* I'm back ;-_-
Iggy~ *glomp*
England: GET OFF ME YOU FIEND!
But I love you ;;_;;
England: *sigh* Yes, well, I love you too... *blush*
Yay! I'm snuggling with Iggy tonight!
Love you all so muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch. Goodnight!
England: NO! THEY'LL GET THE WRONG IDEA! SAVE MEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeee...
;D
