At about 11:50 Shrek finally arrived at the cemetery. By now the sun had completely disappeared and a full moon was illuminating the dark sky. Shrek picked up his skateboard and respectfully entered the grave yard's large black gate. He then began the hike to his gang's usual meeting place which was at the top of the hill crowded with tombstones. While he was walking he started crying again because his parents might even be in here, but Shrek wouldn't know. He was abandoned at birth because he was born emo, a sin in the ogre lifestyle. Finally he reached the hill top and bowed respectfully as he entered the Covenant's meeting place.
There was a thick mist resting on the floor covering the grass from view, the only light was from the moon and a few stray lavender candles. The tombstones were arranged into a circle shape like a ring. Lounging on the grave stones were all of Shrek's edgy fairy tale friends. On the largest tombstone was Pinocchio who had a vape pen in his thin hand, which Shrek suspected as the source of the mist. "Hey Pinocchio why are we having this meeting? Like I could be doing something better like learning how to see my toes."
Pinocchio rolled his eyes and took another puff from his e-cigarrete. "Shrek we know about you joining the normie talent show." Pinocchio said crossing his legs. "I think we deserve an explanation."
Shrek shifted his disgusting feet, "Whaaaaaaaat...I would never enter the talent show...what makes you think that?"
Pinocchio reached into his back pocket and pulled out a folded pink piece of paper, immediately there was hissing and whimpering from the others because of something so fair in their midst. Pinocchio carefully unfolded the paper and smoothed out the creases. "I have spys all over Far Far Away, anything they see I see. And it happens they were in an elementary school at the time when they found the annual talent show's schedule. And what surprises me the most is that your name is on it. Why?" Pinocchio then tossed the paper at Shrek's feet in disgust.
"Well I mostly did it for the money."
"That's the same excuse that prostitutes make!" Pinocchio said standing up. "Your presence has disgraced this site, your death will return this site to its past glory!" Pinocchio then pulled a machete out of nowhere and charged towards the ogre. Shrek screeched and jumped over the wooden puppet which caused Pinocchio to stab the wolf's heart with his blade. The wolf immediately started gushing blood and Pinocchio started drinking it with a mad rage. "This will make my blood magic stronger!" Pinocchio screeched with insanity. He then put the machete between his teeth and ran at Shrek on all fours with blood lust in his eyes. Pinocchio stabbed Shrek in the dick which caused Shrek to howl in pain. Shrek then held his skate board with both hands and slammed it down on Pinocchio's head causing a huge crack to form, but Pinocchio was not dead yet. Pinocchio pulled out a dozen ninja stars and threw them at Shrek all of them impaling into his back. Shrek screamed in pain and grabbed the puppet by the throat and started slamming his head into a grave stone. All of a sudden his nose grew 5 feet and stabbed Shrek in the eyes causing the ogre to drop him. Shrek stumbled back holding his eye in pain.
"That's it you piece of shit! TIME FOR YOU TO MEET THE FIRE'S OF HELL!" Shrek reached into his pocket and pulled out hairspray and a lighter. Pinocchio gasped and tried to run away, but it was too late. Shrek unleashed his ogre fury and used the two as a makeshift flamethrower to burn the little boy wannabe in a scarlet light. Immediately Pinocchio ignited like a piece of paper screaming savagely as he was dying. He attempted to escape, but he stumbled a bit and fell off the side of a cliff plunging to his death. He was still screaming until there was a loud cracking sound then there was silence.
End of Chapter Six
