Shrek turned back to see the others staring at him. Shrek immediately thought they were going to kill him for murdering their master, but they sat in silence just staring at Shrek. Finally after a long time of standing in silence a gross voice said, "Thank you Shrek." Shrek looked around and realized the voice was coming from beneath him. He moved out of the way to see Gingy the gingerbread man, now dressed with black icing because he's emo too. "Pinocchio was holding us hostage. He became the leader of our group through violence and trauma. All we could do was cry and follow his orders. He tried to form us into a cult and kill everyone in Far Far Away, but we wouldn't do it so he tortured us, he licked my eyeball off so that's why I have this eyepatch now." He said tapping his new eyepatch which looked like shit. Shrek turned away from him and walked over too the gravestone that the Wolf used to sit on. He was now dead in a crumpled heap at the bottom covered in blood.

"Well I think he's dead. I'm envious," Shrek said prodding the corpse with his black converse covered feet. "You know he actually asked me to write his obituary a long time ago, but I didn't do it because I don't care."

Ginny then started crying, "He was too young to die!" He then covered his eyes and fell on his knees.

"I think we need to bury him yeah," said one of the 3 little pigs. "He was a good friend, even though he ate our cousins. They were stupid anyway."

Shrek nodded in agreement, "He deserved better then this. We'll bury him at sea, because I've always wanted to try that

So they then dragged Wolf's body down to the beach to have the ceremony. Not caring if he got muddy. They dressed him in a short lacy black dress with ginormous tit implants, Gingy insisted he would've wanted this, and placed him in an old canoe. "Well goody-bye old friend," Shrek said sadly. "Even now, you dread and dressed like a slut you still were a good acquaintance. "With Shrek's final send off still hanging in air he tossed the torch into the boat setting it all aflame. "Damnit we should've put it in the water first!" They then shoved the burning boat into the ocean setting themselves on fire. They screamed and jumped into the ocean extinguishing themselves. The emerged back onto the sand and stared at the small boat floating into the beautiful sunset. They gave a salute and started retreating because morning light is pretty lethal to emos.

End of Chapter Seven