Classic Villains episode 3: Cobra
(Anthony, Ren, and Drake are at their lockers.)
Drake: So finally the big football game is this afternoon. It's about time. I really just want this to be over with so people can shut up about.
Ren: You've been whining about this thing ever since it was announced. What's the big deal?
Drake: I'll tell you why. Because of this crap, guys like us just get ignored while everyone adores the football team. It's stupid!
Anthony: Stop being such a big baby about it. And besides, football is great. I can't wait to see the game. If only I was on the team.
Ren: In your dreams. Come on, let's head out to the fields. We've got to finish putting up the banter.
(The three then head down to the field and catch Ryo and Jaden finishing up the paint, while Cody is supervising.)
Cody: Finally, were almost done. I just want to go home and use this disc I bought off the internet.
Jaden: What kind of disc is it?
Cody: I don't know, that's why I want to try it.
Ryo: Okay, now this banter is done with the paint. We just need to put it up-
(Just then paint is splashed on Ryo).
Ryo: What the hell!?
(There is a sound of laughter, and they turn to see 3 members of the football team laughing).
Ren: Of course, the football assholes. I bet it took them all night to think of that prank.
(The members walk over to them).
Member 1: Nice going klutz,
Member 2: Yeah, you losers can't be trusted with anything.
Ryo: Shut up Jake.
Jake: Oh, you're so scary.
Ryo: Seriously shut up.
Jake: Make me.
(He shoves Ryo. Ryo grabs his arm, and twisted it. Jake screams in pain).
Jake: Stop, please.
Ryo: Okay.
(Ryo lets him go. He then regroups with his two friends and then they leave.)
Cody: I think I might root for the other team.
Jaden: Can we just put this banter up already? It doesn't take a hundred years!
(The three finally put up the banter.)
Cody: I better get going now.
Anthony: No, don't go now man. Just stick around for the game. After that you can go put the disc in. Wouldn't you rather hang out with your friends?
Cody: Sure, I guess this thing can wait.
Drake: Good, now I'm hungry. Let's get some snacks if we are going to be here for a while.
(The group head off to get some food for the game. Just then in a secret base which is modelled after a snake, a group of criminals are tracking something stolen from them.)
Leader: Have you located the disk yet?
Member: Yes, commander. I have traced it here to this location.
Leader: Good, now we can being retrieving it. Let's head out.
(The criminals pile into an aircraft and fly off to their destination. Back at the school, the game has finally started. The six friends are sitting in the bleacher with their snacks.)
Cody: I should have just stayed home. This so boring!
Anthony: What, the game has only been on for ten minutes. Trust me you'll love it, right Drake?
(Drake is checking out the cheerleaders. He is almost drooling.)
Jaden: Are you really only here just to check out the cheerleaders?
Drake: So what if I am. You guys check them out too once in a while.
Ren: Maybe, but not to your level.
(Drake just shrugs and goes back to staring. The game is getting more intense with the home team starting to lose.)
Ryo: Man, these guys suck!
Cody: You know what, I'm going to call my dad up and ask him to pick me up. This was a waste of time.
Anthony: C'mon Cody. We can't leave now. Maybe it'll get better.
Announcer: The opposing team, the Soaring Eagles, are ahead by 10-0. It looks bad for the Raging Lions.
Cody: See? Even our team name sucks. I'm out.
(Cody leaves, and the others follow. They walk to their locker).
Drake: Cody, you should lighten up. Who cares if the game is boring? At least we have cheerleaders.
Jaden: You're obsessed with the cheerleaders.
Drake: I am. But listen Cody, that game was the only exciting thing happening at the school. Nothing else is coming, so we better just enjoy it.
(Just then, a black helicopter, with a red cobra symbol on it lands near the group. The door opens, and out comes the Cobra Commander, Storm Shadow, Baroness, and Destro. They approach them).
Cobra Commander: Is this where you're getting the strongest signal from the disk, Destro.
Destro: Yes sir. It appears to be coming from that boy.
(He points to Cody. Cobra Commander then walks up and grabs Cody by his shirt.)
Cobra Commander: Listen here, punk. You will give that disc otherwise you will take a nice landing from that helicopter!
Cody: But I bought it off the internet. Why do you want it so badly?
Cobra Commander: Simple. That disc contains data that will allow me to control all of earth's technology. With that, Cobra will be unstoppable. No one can stand in our way. Now that you know this, you must be eliminated!
Cody: What? No, I promise we won't tell anyone!
Cobra Commander: Lies! Storm Shadow kill them!
Anthony: Wait stop. I promise if you let us go, we'll join your organization!
Cobra Commander: Cobra doesn't need losers! Storm Shadow!
(Storm Shadow draws his sword and then starts walking towards him. The group then runs as fast as they can.)
Cobra Commander: Don't let them escape!
(The group rushes back to the field with Cobra troop's right after them. The group runs on to the field and interrupt the game causing many people to boo loudly. )
Football captain: Hey get off the field. This is our game!
Jaden: Uh we really can't do that right now.
Other football captain: Then looks like we're going to have to teach you not to mess with our game. Get them!
(Both Football teams start to run towards the group and then Cobra arrives and see's the riot.)
Cobra Commander: They're in that riot. Charge!
(Cobra then joins the chaos along with the football charging towards them.)
Cody: I really should have just stayed home.
(The group and Cobra run around the field with the team. Ryo dodges 3 tackles from the football team, before Storm Shadow punches him the face, and he rolls on the ground. A football player throws a punches at Ryo, but he grabs his arm, and flips him on the ground. Ryo punches another one, and he crashes into Storm Shadow. Jaden kicks Destro in the gut, and does a roundhouse kick, sending him crashing into Baroness. 4 football players tackle Jaden. He pokes one in the eye, knee's another, and he grabs the remaining 2 heads, and smashes them together. Cobra Commander punches Anthony many times, and punches him on the ground. Anthony trips him, and elbows him in the gut. Cobra Commander punches him, and they try to choke each other. Cody rushes to tackle the Cobra Commander, but a football player head butts him in the gut, and another punches him in the back. Cody grabs the helmet of one, and takes it. He smacks those two with the helmet, and runs while hitting others as well. Drake is trying to get close to the cheerleaders, but Baroness kicks him in the face, and flips him on the ground. Drake hits her legs, and shoves her onto the bench. Ren is running toward Destro, and Destro lifts him up, but Ren chops his neck, and knee's him in the back. Destro does a punch, and Ren dodges it, before tackling him to the ground. A football player punches Ren, and Destro hits the player. Ren then uppercuts Ddestro in the face. Storm Shadow gets his sword and elbows one football player. He throws shuriken but Ryo kicks a football player and takes his helmet to catch the shurikens. Then Storm Shadow tries to slash him but he manages to dodge some before he gets cut on the arm. Then Storm Shadow then comes in for the kill, but Cody tackles him from the behind and covers his eyes. Ryo grabs his sword. Storm Shadow throws Cody on the floor and then chases Ryo who cuts a leg of the electronic scoreboard which comes down and crushes Storm Shadow. Baroness has Drake in a lock and draws a knife but he steps on her foot. He then pushes her and she rolls down the field. He pursues her. She tries to slash him but he holds her arm and then kicks he and she crashes through a car glass and hits the accelator. The car then drives off with her inside it. Destro picks up Ren and throws him on the ground. Jaden punches him in the face sending him back. He then starts to smack away football members. Jaden and Ren run and they start to enter the helicopter.)
Ren: Do you know how to fly a helicopter?
Jaden: No clue.
(Destro comes in and starts to wrestle with Jaden and Ren. During the struggle the helicopter turns on and starts to lift off the ground. Destro tries to choke them but Jaden punches him in the gut. Ren then smashes his face against the glass breaking it. Jaden picks up a piece of broken glass and jams it into the helicopter controls. Destro gets up and punches them out of the copter but they manage to be caught by the banner and land safely. The copter is not working even as Destro tries to resume control. It then goes out of control. The Cobra Commander punches Anthony so many times. Anthony dodges the last one and punches him the stomach four times before slamming him on the ground. The commander tackles Anthony and they roll on the floor. Two football guys pick up the commander but he elbows them. Anthony throws a punch but the commander ducks and he punches Jake in the face sending him on the floor. The commander kicks Anthony on the floor.)
Cobra Commander: Any last words?
Anthony: Run!
(Anthony and many other football players run away. The commander is confused until he sees the helicopter with Destro still in comes crashing down.)
Cobra Commander: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(The crashes on the floor into the commander and then explodes sending Anthony and the others back. The grass is on fire.)
Anthony: Uhhhh!
(Cody, and the others run up to Anthony. Ren helps him up).
Anthony: We did it, We saved the world. Were heroes.
Jake: Ahem.
(Both Football teams are glaring at the group. They then charge at them).
Jaden: Oh crap.
THE END
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