"It just doesn't make sense!" Leo exclaimed loudly.

"Leo, I'm tired, can we just-" Jason was cut off again as he gave up, slumping in the bed.

"Just hear me out. Why did the crocodile dude-"

"Kronos." Jason interrupted.

"Don't interrupt me! Yeah, whatever, so his name is Kronos. Why did he eat his children? What if they didn't taste good? Why would he make himself suffer? And couldn't they like, start a tornado or something? I mean, they're gods!" Leo ranted.

"You're right Leo, why don't you go tell him that next time you see-" Leo cut him off, again.

"And what's with his wife? She's just like 'Here little boy who can barely walk! Take this sharp and incredibly dangerous knife and slice your father with it. Then you can have extra dessert!'

Jason sighed exasperatedly, but Leo was too far in his speech of criticism to notice.

"Really, Leo?"

...'Sup guys... Yeah, sorry about the wait, I drowned in homework and stuff, so I didn't have time. Anyway, this was another idea assist story. Thanks to: Fantasy137