So this weird but awesome little reader of mine had this hilarious idea (involving angry birds) which I couldn`t help but integrate into the story, and since I generally really appreciate her reviews and everything :D this chapter is dedicated to aehm (that's her username... fascinating, is it not?)
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Quinn
It was morning, Dean had brought breakfast and we were sitting down to eat when I realized Ella was still asleep. So considering I`m such an awesome, caring, fabulous friend; I decided to go wake her up. As I got close to the door I could hear the unmistakable sound of an angry bird game, so curiously I opened the door to see Lucifer lying on the side of her bed, his forked tongue slipping out of his mouth in concentration as his fingers held up a sleek black object I realized to be Ellas phone.
Well this isn`t generally what you see every day.
"Ahem..." I cleared my throat, catching his attention as he quickly rushed to put the phone down and sit up as if nothing had happened.
"I see it isn`t only demons that don`t knock..." he muttered to himself then glanced at me "What do you want?"
"Excuse me?" I scoffed "I should be asking that. What the hell are you doing in her room? Oh my freaking gosh, did you guys actually have sex or something?"
"That`s actually not a bad idea..." his voice trailed off in thought.
"You`re kidding right?" I muttered in disbelief.
"Of course I am." he rolled his eyes and stood up "As id I`d waste my time... you know what. I don`t need to explain myself to you."
"Oh yes you most certainly do." I demanded but he gave me a challenging look and zapped away. Gosh, I hate him.
Quickly I scampered over to Ella who was still asleep, and easily shook her awake.
"Uh, what?" she grumbled, her eyes opening slowly.
"What`s going on here?!" I demanded, forcing her onto her feet.
"Hey, let go." she pulled her arm away and gave me a tired look "What`re you talking about?"
"Oh nothing... just the fact that I found the freaking devil lounging around on your bed." I replied sarcastically.
"Oh, that." she was so calm it was driving me crazy "Look Quinn, it`s alright." she continued, standing up off her bed and heading towards the washroom "I was having some nightmares, he helped me out, nothing to worry about."
On that note she disappeared into the washroom, probably to brush her teeth and get ready for the day. Which by the way is also the day the brothers intend to get the knife, which means they day we kill Lucifer is getting closer... which means the day she might hate me is getting closer...
After breakfast, the boys went on their way to retrieve the blade, but of course they said it was a hunt so Ella wouldn`t get suspicious. Afterwards, Lucifer showed up again and swept Ella away, saying something about northern lights in January. Now I was all alone and in the bunker, and frankly I didn`t mind. I considered calling Castiel for company, perhaps he could use some help with something? Unlikely, but it`d be something to do.
Regardless I took a seat and began to pray to him when I felt a new presence in the room. That was fast.
"Oh, hi Ca-" I stopped when I noticed the dark suited demon in front of me "Crowley?!"
"Hello yourself, love." Crowley greeted me with his signature smile "Where`s moose and squirrel?"
"Busy." I replied, unimpressed.
"Ah, a shame." he glanced at the ground then back at me "So, I`m sure you can fill me in love. How do you hunters intend to deal with the devil?"
I was a little pleased when he referred to me as a hunter.
"None of your business." I snapped, turning my attention away from him.
"Come now, that`s not very polite." he stated "But truly it was just a formality, I already know you plan on using Gabriels blade against him."
"How`d you know?!" I blinked at him.
"Small world love." his eyes twinkled for a second "Demons talk. Anyways, point is there is no way you`ll be able to knife Lucifer that easily. Luckily for you; daddies got a plan."
"And what would that be?" I scoffed.
"We need to surprise him." he replied "Make him feel completely safe, if we want the advantage. And no offense love but he`s always on guard with hunters around."
"So what do you recommend?" I suppose he`s right.
"Get his most beloved pet to stab him in the back." Crowley grinned viciously "Just think how poetic that`d be?"
"You`re insane." I muttered "There`s no way Ellas stabbing anyone in the back, especially Lucifer. If you haven`t noticed, their practically besties, heck they even trade necklaces."
"But luckily for us." Crowley said slowly " It so happens the little human owes me a favour."
"She won`t follow through with it."
"She won`t have a choice."
Ella
I was currently sitting on top of a half frozen river in Iceland with the devil right beside me, the northern lights dancing above us as I sipped the cheap hot chocolate he got me. And frankly, I didn`t find it weird.
"So..." I said as the lights started to fade "How do they work?"
"What?" he blinked at me, his eyes breaking away from the sight above us.
"The northern lights." I repeated "How do they work?"
"Eh, I don`t know." he shrugged.
"I thought you were supposed to know everything."
"Never paid attention in heavenly science class." he retorted.
"Let me guess, you were the guy setting of firecrackers and interrupting the teacher?"
"That was Gabriel." he smirked a little.
"Oh."
"Hey Ella?"
"Hi Lucy."
"What do you want?"
"Excuse me?" I glanced at him, his eyes were serious again.
"I mean." he took a deep breath "You treat me like a person, when I`m supposedly the devil. I don`t really understand why. So what do you want from me? Power? Riches? A life time supply of Oreos?"
"Those Oreos do sound tempting." I note and he chuckled "Is that how you get answers from people? Bribe them with Oreos?"
"Well back in the old day." he smirked "I used to have a slogan like that: 'Join the dark side, we have Oreos.'"
"How devilish." I snort.
"Oh you have no idea." he replied "But seriously, what do you want?"
"Well... if I tell you something, promise not to laugh?"
"No, but you`ll tell me anyways."
"I hate you." I grumbled "But back in my dimension, when you were just part of the show. You used to be my favourite character, with your stupid, funny little moments. And I was a serious fan girl, heck I used to read fan fictions about you, so like every other fan girl I craved to be part of that world. So I guess it must`ve been my lucky day when Castiel made the mistake of dragging me and Quinn here. I got the chance to get to know this world, to get to know you and frankly I love it. So what I want... is just to be part of your world."
"Firstly." he purred "What type of human wastes time writing a fan fiction about me? Secondly, I don`t believe you. Thirdly, what do you really want?"
"Well." I folded my arms "In that case. I`d like a pony, a mansion, a few trillion dollars and to never have to pee again."
"The pony, I`m finding, is a common request."
"Well, wouldn`t you want a pony?" I considered that for a moment "Actually, what do you want? Other than human and demon extinction of course?"
"Well you`re not giving me any real options then." he pouted then his expression relaxed again "Other than that, I did notice how empty your room is, I would like to help you decorate? To return the favour of course. I`ve got some fabulous idea for your walk in closet."
"I actually wouldn`t mind." I noted "To IKEA?"
"Sounds like a plan." he agreed "But in all seriousness, what do you want?"
I looked away, what did I want?
"Ella, look at me." his hand pulled my head upwards so that my eyes were locked with his calm ones "What. Do. You. Want?"
"I..." I hesitated a little "I don`t know."
He looked at me for a moment, not allowing me to break away from his cold gaze until finally sighing.
"I miss when the world made sense." he muttered in defeat, lying back down against the snow.
Rolling my eyes, I turned my attention to the sights before me; the sky was dark but twinkled with stars which reflected against the pure white snow that layered the mountains in the distance. It was a sight I`d have to show Quinn, so easily I pulled my phone out to take a picture, but instead of opening at the home page, it opened where I last left off: which for some reason was my angry birds game.
"Weird.." I muttered.
"What`s wrong?" he asked coyly.
"There`s a new high score on my angry bird game..." I glanced at him.
"Ah, well you see..." he trailed off before finishing "The green pig would not stop mocking me."
Lucifer C:
After dropping Ella off to the bunker, I headed to Fiji.
Quite random, I know, but apparently that was where Abbadon was. I never lost track of her, I could sense her position quite easily, and I intended to make her pay. And no, I don`t accept cash.
Ahead of me was a beautiful beach, people were all lying around it, bathing in the sun while others played in the water. It seemed quite ordinary, and apparently everyone was oblivious to the knight of hell that was coyly lounging on a towel, dressed in nothing but sunglasses and a bikini. Instead of walking over, I zapped to her side and to my surprise none of the people noticed.
"You`re in my shade..." she grumbled, looking up to see my un-amused expression "Oh, Lord Lucifer? I`ve been expecting you."
I raised an eyebrow but didn`t bother speaking.
"Well, I`m not stupid, I know there`s no running from you." she stood up slowly, removing her sunglasses.
"You`re not stupid?" I repeated her words "I beg to differ. You`re very, very stupid. You dared to disobey me."
"Well you`ve always known I`m not the obedient type." she smirked knowingly "My lord please, don`t you see what`s happening to you. Forget about that human, you know she needs to die if you are to succeed in your mission. Why not come back to me?"
"You see Abbadon." I scowled "The thing is, frankly I. Don`t. Give. A. Shit. About you. Never did, never will."
She looked at me with mixed emotions: fury, sadness, pain. In a strange sense I could see myself reflected in those eyes. I suppose this is what she was born out of, what all demons were born out of. My fury. My sadness. My pain.
Easily, I wrapped my hand around her throat and zapped us out before a single human could glance at us. We were in hell now, well specifically in Crowleys torture chamber in hell. Speaking of the demon, he was already there; cleaning his equipment.
"Well hello there?" he greeted us, smirking once he saw Abbadon squirming against my hold on her throat. I glanced at the chair in the center of the room and threw her on it. Easily casting a spell to keep her from moving.
"What are you doing!?" she growled as I turned to Crowley.
"I`ve got a job for you." I told him, and he grinned.
"Anything for you?" he replied.
"Make sure she suffers." I said loudly, so that Abbadon could hear "Don`t give her a single break. Don`t stop until she`s begging for death. And once she is begging, keep going until there`s nothing left. And once there is nothing left; I`ll finish her myself."
"Sounds like fun." Crowley gleaned.
"Lucifer please..." Abbadon said suddenly, looking at me desperately "Don`t do this... this isn`t you."
I didn`t bother replying to her, instead I turned to Crowley and said: "Let the show begin."
Curtly, he ran a hand across each of his torture instruments, then picked up one. Suddenly he paused.
"What`s wrong?" I raised an eyebrow.
"Forgot my apron in the other room."
Quinn
I was in the main library when Sam and Dean walked in, looking exhausted as ever.
"Hey guys!" I waved them over "So, how`d it go?"
"Let`s just say the lady was home..." Sam trailed off.
"Never going to get that picture out of my head." Dean complained.
"Do I even want to know?" I raised an eyebrow and they both shook their head "Did you get the blade though?"
"Yeah." Dean glanced around before pulling Gabriels archangel blade out of his bag "We can kill him now."
"Actually we won`t be the one killing him." I said slowly "Lucifer would see us coming at any moment, there`s no way he`d let us close enough to use that thing. But there is one person he trusts..."
"Do you think Ella would do it?" Sam said, catching onto what I was implying.
"Probably not." I replied "But apparently she owes Crowley a favour, one she literally can`t break away from."
"What do you mean?" Dean looked confused.
"When Crowley asks for his favour, she will do it, she doesn`t have a choice. She`ll literally be under his control."
"And you`re okay with signing your friend off like that?" Dean looked a little angry now.
"Of course not." I defended myself "But I don`t have a choice either, I care about her and I want her to be happy, but that`s impossible with the devil intruding on her life."
"She`s right Dean." Sam said.
"The sooner this is over the better." Dean muttered, before closing his bag.
