QUICK WARNING: YES, THERE'S SEX, BUT I'M GOING TO KEEP THE RATING ON T BECAUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GRAPHIC. I DO NOT DESCRIBE ANYTHING THAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HEAR. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO READ IT, I WON'T PUT ANYTHING TOO IMPORTANT IN. THIS IS MOSTLY TO DESCRIBE EACH COUPLE'S SITUATION. SO READ THE GOSSIP GIRL BLOG, AND PM ME IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN THE REST SO I CAN TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENS, K?


Is it true that celebrities are so much more interesting than real people? I mean, they're just normal human beings, maybe with an uncanny ability to sing, dance, act, whatever, but on the inside, we're all the same. Nawt only that, we have our own personal celebrites right here in Westchester. M, A, D, K, and don't forget the goody-goodys' favorite girl, C are hawt, smart, and loaded. What more could anyone ask for? And Gawd knows they have enough drama in their lives to fill up any tabloid.

A word to the wise: don't bother studying for midterms. If you know everything already, you'll do fine, and if you don't, it's too late to learn it. So party all day, every day, to your heart's content, because soon you'll be a responsible adult, with a car, a job, and a family. But first you have to survive college. Good luck!

SIGHTINGS

M and D spotted storming off in opposite directions. Lovers' spat, or something more? A admiring a brand new ring, which just happens to be encircling the fourth finger on her left hand. Is that what I think it is? D trying a new diet, like 17 others before that haven't failed. Am I the only one who thinks she should give up and get more exercise instead? K in the passenger seat of a strange car, seeming oddly intimate with the driver. C and C naked on his couch. Are they finally going to attempt the greatest milestone of their teenage lives?

You know you love me,
Gossip Girl


"Ehmagawd, I missed you," Massie said, her voice hoarse and her chest rising and falling rapidly with emotion.

"I only went to put on a condom," Derrick whispered back, cuddling his girlfriend. "You must really love me."

"I do," she assured him.

"Now, are you sure you're not going to back out this time?" he asked. "Because I don't think I can stand that again."

"Of course nawt." She rested her soft hands on his chest, leaning in for a deep, passionate kiss.

Carefully, he pulled down her panties. Gripping the edge of the matress tightly, he slid himself into her.


With that quirky smile she loved so much, Josh lowered himself to his knees and withdrew a square box from his pocket. "Alicia Rivera, will you marry me?"

She threw her arms around him, resting her chin on his shoulder. "Of course," she whispered. "Now get back in bed."


Dylan scrolled through various websites on dieting. She found almost 20 that she'd already tried, and about another 50 that she just knew couldn't possibly work for her. Finally, she found the tried-and-true diet that had worked for Massie Block years and years ago. South Beach.

She clicked on the link and read through the reviews and comments. Then she set a new goal for herself. Who says resolutions are only for New Year's?


When Kristen woke up, she found herself in the backseat of a car, traveling into the pitch-black night. "What's going on?" she stuttered, her voice hoarse from the alcohol.

"You fainted," someone told her from up front.

"Stawp the car!" she ordered. When the driver obliged, she climbed over the glove compartment and settled into the seat next to him. "Dempsey?"

"The one and only." He smirked and turned the radio down. "I couldn't just leave you there, so I'm taking you to my house."

"Are you sure you don't want... something else?"

"Not yet," he replied, reaching for her hand. "But maybe soon."


"Come on, Cam," Claire urged as he rummaged through a pack of condoms.

"Here!" he exclaimed, holding one up in triumph. He admired his naked girlfriend before rolling the device on and positoning himself on top of her.

"Cam," she whispered, wrapping her legs around his torso, pulling him closer to her. "I'm ready."

"So am I."

Knowing that couple, they'll want some privacy right about now.