I will not mend expelled students' wands, no matter if they were framed for the thing for which they were expelled.
I will not pretend to sob when informed that Rita Skeeter is retiring and moving to a remote island where they don't have a Daily Prophet building.
I will not glamour myself to look like Tom Riddle just to see who notices the difference.
I will not dare my friends to grovel at the feet of every teacher they come across.
I will not encourage younger students to purchase History of Magic notes off of a Ravenclaw or a Slytherin older year.
I will not start a petition to exorcise Professor Binns.
I will not put up posters asking to hire the Ghostbusters.
I will not permanently destroy Hogwarts property, even if there happens to be another powerful curse on a teaching position.
I will not compare lycanthropy to premenstrual syndrome in the hearing range of any woman, werewolf, or especially female werewolf.
I will not claim to be a fairy godfather, even if I have managed to produce my wand from a chasm in the air I made that follows me around and is connected to a wizardspace I created.
