Own Nothing.

"I'm more of a niece-in-law!" Magi turned to the boys, "I think you should leave now."

They nodded.

When they got down, the demigod didn't even notice them. Leo sat on the couch with Cadmus, talking about comic books. Howard and Alabaster must have to the study to talk about something. Silently, Magi walked over behind Leo and hissed in his ear, "Tell me where the children are hiding, fire-user."

Leo stood up and grabbed a hammer from his tool belt. "Touch them and I'll send you to Hades the hard way!" Leo, then, saw who it was. "You know, if you keep doing that, then I might actually hurt." They started talking.

Jaime, Bart, and Virgil just stood there like idiots. Then, Bart rudely interrupted them. "We're going to leave."

Leo looked at his watch. "We need to leave, too."

Cadmus ran to get the gifts. Then, the six of them left. They parted on street level. The three superheroes stared at the limo the demigods got in. "Wanna ride?"

Jaime and Virgil were about to hop in, but Bart stopped them. "No, thank you." He growled.

Leo shrugged and they drove off. Jaime slapped the speedster. "I've always wanted to ride in a limo. But, noooo."

The older two started to walk to the zeta tube. Bart ran to them. "It felt like unfamiliar territory."

Later… at Casa de Valdez

Esperanza, Sammy, and Festus ran down the hall. Esperanza and Sammy raced ahead "Wait. Espera. Attendre." Festus called. He raced forward and grabbed Sammy to the ground. "Tag!"

"Stop!" Their father called. Esperanza ignored the boys and ran to her father. Leo kissed his daughter's cheek. "How's my little seahorse?"

"Dinner's ready!" Charity called from the kitchen. Magi and Esperanza went to help, while the boys went to the table. "Wait, Magi. Don't spill anything." They heard.

"I can do it, I need the practice." they heard the magi say. "Etativel eht doof ot eht elbat." Levitate the food to the table.

Sure enough, the food landed safely on the table. Except, Sam's food landed in his hair. But he didn't mind. Everyone started eating, even Sam, except Festus. He just stared at his plate.

"What's wrong?" His mother asked.

"There's no sauce in my spaghetti!" The other teenagers snickered at him.

Charity smiled. "I want you to spin it around with you silverware, and then see if it's in there."

And, of course, the sauce started to appear on the plate. Because, when Magi levitated the food, Festus's ended up upside down. Festus stared at it. "Es mágico. I thought only Maggie could do that."

Charity glared at her son. The latter tried to climb under the table, but his sister grabbed him. Cadmus tried to change the subject. "Sooo, where's de others."

Leo, also eager to change topics, said. "Perce finally got Annabeth to agree to go to Paris with him for the weekend. The kids are hanging with the friends and/or sports teams. And Andy is out with him."

Esperanza looked up "With who?"

"With whom?" Her mother corrected. The five kids and Leo groaned. School hasn't even started yet, and she acting like English teacher.

Magi rolled her eyes. "Ya know, the only reason she thinks Annabeth won't like him is because of the costume."

The two men laughed. Leo smiled. "I'd love to see that reaction."

"Ya know, I think I'll go and see if she wants cake."

Cadmus nodded. "I'll come too."

"Leo, don't eat our cake. Won, S'tel og." Now let's go. And they were gone.

Home of the Jacksons 10:25

Magi and Cadmus climbed side of the building… and they were the best at it. Magi carefully opened the window. "Hold 'er steady."

"Roger that." Her brother said. Alabaster had taken the unnecessary risk of training them to be assassins. At least, until Howard put his foot down, after that it became silent. But this came in handy, because they were about to interrupt Black Spider and his date.

Magi climb in and dropped down. Cadmus followed the suit. They creep down the hall to Andy's room. Cadmus opened the door. He took one look inside and closed the door. "I hate you." He handed her the money.

Magi slowly turned the door handle, and then pushed it open. "Hi ya, cuz!" Then, she quickly shut it.

There was a scream and the knife impaled itself halfway through the door. A minute later, Andy pulled the knife out, and opened the door. "What!?"

Magi laughed, "Like you were scared…"

Andy aimed to throw the knife. "It wasn't funny. And Eric screamed, not me."

Eric rolled off the couch on to the floor. He painfully got up and walked over. "Yeah, because all Shadows scream like little girls. Next time, we go out. If I get caught in one of your mom's traps again…"

Andy shrugged, "They're more for keeping Luke and Freddie inside, but as you can see, it doesn't work right. And you said you wanted to watch Dad's old horror movies."

"But still, next time we go somewhere they can't find us. I don't care who your brother is, next time… I aim to kill." Cadmus jumped behind his sister in fear.

Andy laughed, "What will you do, Purple Spider?"

Eric crossed his arms, "Just because my costume is purple, doesn't mean its funny, Kelp Owl."

"Wow, sooo clever." They all laughed at him.

Just to be clear:

Percy & Annabeth Jackson- (adopted mortal) Andromeda 24, Frederick 17, Luke 16, Zoe 15, Rachel (RJ) 15, Thalia (TJ) 15, Ethan 14, Silena 9 & Elizabeth 7

Nico & dead wife- Bianca di Angelo II 13

Jason & Piper Grace- Tristan 16, Amore 15, Venus 12, & Max 10 (To catch that reference watch Batman the animated series episode "Fire from Olympus" or something like that, It's about this guy who thinks he's Zeus and he thinks Bats is Hades… in the end he's at Arkham and he sees the others and compares them to the gods.)

Frank & Hazel Zhang- Emily 16, Michael (he was named after that roman guy that lost the eagle) 15, Marie 9

Leo & Charity Valdez- Esperanza 15, Sam 14, Festus 10

I love it when teenage that aren't you act like idiots. When I first wrote the scene with the Valdez kids; they were ten and under. Then I wanted them to be older so they were Magi's age.

So long, farewell, bye, arrivederci…

-Kassandra