AN: I just wanted to write more Tony-Percy interactions...
[In Between Drabbles 1] Tony Stark and Percy Jackson Hang Out
Tony Stark may be amazingly smart but he's just as annoying as a kindergartener on sugar.
"Wow, that's harsh." Tony said, giving Percy a faux teary glance.
Percy rolled his eyes and closed his notebook that Ms. Pepper Potts gave him. "Truth hurts, and you're an adult so you can take it."
"Am I as adorable as a five year-old?" Tony popped some bite-size cookies into his mouth and offered the bag to the kid.
"I'm not gonna even answer that…" he said as he stared at the animal crackers, slightly offend. And the sliced apples.
"I mean, I'm much more than that, but I won't say it 'cause you're like twelve. But I bet you're gonna be a catch with the ladies." The bearded man wriggled his eyebrows at the dark-haired kid.
"Again, not gonna answer that…" Percy trailed off, shaking his head.
"Don't be a spoil-sport, say something, do something cool." Tony reached over to prod Percy.
"How about you ask my lawyer?" Percy snapped at him and shoved the glass of milk away from him.
"Kid, you don't got one. I do 'cause I'm rich and awesome." Tony raised his arms, as if to tell Percy it's okay to bask in his gloriousness.
Percy stared, not amused. "What if I told you my mom was a lawyer?"
"Well news flash, Loki's still locked up so he can't do much for you." Tony sassed back, crossing his arms and giving him a look.
"Well, you left me with no choice. Ms. Potts, Tony's asking me weird adult questions!" Immediately, the click-clacking of heels were heard as the red-head rushed to the room Percy was forced to remain in.
"Oh crap—!" Tony let some curses out and he tried to pretend he was working.
"What?! Tony, what the—he's twelve for goodness sake!" Pepper hissed at him, nudging a plate of sandwiches at Percy. The crust was cut off.
"Perce, you little shit, you're definitely Loki's brat." Tony said half-angry, half-laughing.
"TONY!"
