The morning sun shined bright over Gohan's small little home. It was a beautiful day today, a perfect day to make friends at school, or at least Gohan thought it was. He was woken up early to the sounds of Goten cussing someone out over Xbox Live.

"No way! You aimbotting piece of shit!" Goten shouts at the TV. "I swear to god I'll find out where you live and turn you into a fucking pile of ash."

Gohan yawns, rubbing his eyes. "Ugh, Goten, have you been playing this shit all night again? Jesus, you know I'm not a NEET anymore, I need to sleep at normal hours now." Gohan says groggily.

Goten completely ignores him, and continues cursing at the TV.

God this kid makes me hate dad so much. Gohan slowly rises out of bed, and begins to get ready for the day.

Chi-chi was up early as well, not because she wanted to greet Gohan before school, but because her hangover kept her up most of the night. She was in the kitchen staring at the microwave when Gohan walked in.

"Morning mom, what's for breakfast?" Gohan asks cheerfully, taking a seat at the table. "Also, Goten was up all night again. Can't you set a curfew for that kid? It's already hard enough to sleep at night with your loud masturbation habits."

Chi-chi sluggishly turns around to him. "Huh? Did you say something?" She rubs her head. "Ugh, I thought being an alcoholic made you immune to hangovers." The microwave dings, Chi-chi takes out a soggy, limp, frozen burrito.

"Here's your breakfast. Bon appetit." She tosses the plate to him and rests her head on the counter.

"Wow mom, you went from that amazing homemade breakfast yesterday to this frozen shit?" Gohan pushes the plate forward in disgust.

"That's all we got. We're poorer than a black family with no welfare."

"You can leave it for Goten. I'll just have a Monster for breakfast."

Chi-chi lifts her head up slightly, glaring at Gohan. "Grr, I hate gamer culture."

Gohan looks in the fridge to find his energy drink gone. "What the hell?" He begins fuming. "Goten!" He marches back into his bedroom.

"Ugh, what do you want, fag?" Goten asks after taking the last sip of a Monster and tossing it on the floor near Gohan.

"God damn it Goten, that was my last Monster! I told you I needed that shit, now I'm gonna have caffeine withdrawals in class!" He kicks his trashcan, knocking down a bunch of tissues he jerked off in on the floor.

"Chill, bro." Goten tries to calm him down. "Look, this guy challenged me to a 1v1 money match, and I needed the extra boost. The winner gets $100! I'll buy you a whole pack when I win, I promise I'm good for it." Right after saying that, Goten gets sniped in the game. "Fucking cunt! This guy has to be aimbotting."

Gohan glares over at him. "You better keep your promise, Goten."

"Don't even worry, I got a secret weapon." Goten gestures over to his lag switch device.

Gohan sighs, and grabs his backpack so he can head out for school.

...

Gohan flies off in the air to school, high in the clouds as he looks down at the city.

"Wow, that's pretty funny. I could destroy this entire city if I wanted." Gohan shrugs. "Good thing I'm not Vegeta or something."

Orange Star High is right in the distance. He decides to land on the roof today. He stands at the very edge of the building, enjoying the view and the morning breeze.

"Ah, gotta love the little things in life." Gohan says, taking a deep breath. Suddenly, a female voice reaches his ears.

"Woah kid, it's the 2nd day of high school and you're already calling it quits?" She says. Gohan turns his head behind him. It's Videl! Her cute pigtails gently sway from the breeze.

"Huh?" Gohan gives her a confused look.

"What are you... some kind of loser or something? I thought people were being ironic about suicidal thoughts in the 2010s." Videl folds her arms. "Do it if you want, I guess, but if you survive don't tell them you saw me up here. My helicopter should be here any second now." She scans the sky.

"Oh, I'm not suicidal, I was just looking out at the view." Gohan hops off back onto the roof floor. He felt nervous as he never really talked to a girl before. "U-um, so you're Videl, right?" Gohan asks her, but can't even make eye contact.

"Watching the view? What are you, a lesbian?" Videl glances back at him. "And how do you know my name? Oh god, you're not another Mr. Satan stalker are you?" She steps up to him, grabbing him by his shirt collar.

"N-no! I saw you walk by the hall the other day, some people mentioned your name." Gohan replies. Holy shit a girl is touching me. He starts to tremble a bit in fear.

Suddenly, Mr. Punani and a few other teaches bust open the rooftop door.

"Gohan!? Gohan, are you still alive son?" Mr. Punani shouts out. "Ah, there you are, Gohan. Thank god we got you before you jumped." He sighs in relief, rubbing his brow. "Ah, Videl is here too. So this is where you hide to sneak out of class!"

Videl shoves Gohan in anger. "Damn it! Because of you I can't skip class and go to the mall and spend my all my dad's fight money." She clenches her fist in anger. "This is why I fucking hate depressed people, the weak deserve to be killed."

"Well then, Videl, since you talked Gohan out of killing himself I'll let this slide, but you WILL come to class normally from now on, you understand, missy?" Mr. Punani grabs her and Gohan by their arms and drags them down to the class halls.

"Suicide? Wait Mr. Punani, you got it all wrong!" Gohan tries to explain.

"Look Gohan, I know you're misunderstood and that it's hard to fit in when you're from Pakistan or whatever, but suicide is not the answer. We'll call your parents later so they can have you see a therapist, you're in safe hands Gohan." Mr. Punani goes on.

Gohan sighs, while Videl continues to glare at him in anger. Damn it, I just met her and I already fucked up. How can this day get any worse?

They finally arrive back in class.

"Let go of me you creep!" Videl shoves Mr. Punani off of her and dusts herself off. "Pedophile stache looking freak." She mumbles under her breath, and walks back over to her desk.

"VIDEL!" Erasa jumps in joy and runs to hug her. "Oh my god it's been, like, such a drag without you. What were you doing on the roof with that loser?"

Videl folds her arms angrily as she sits down. "I was trying to ditch this joint when this fuckboy showed up and tried to kill himself."

"Wow, Gohan tried to kill himself, he's an even bigger bitch than I thought." Sharpner and his crew laugh. "Hey Queerhan, got any more Cars memorabilia you wanna share with us today?" The whole class starts laughing at Gohan. Gohan growls in anger.

"Alright, now that's enough, class. Gohan is a sensitive boy." Mr. Punani puts his arm over Gohan's shoulder. "Gohan had a rough first day yesterday, on top of the fact that his country is getting bombed and shot up on the daily. You need to have a bit more sympathy for him, alright everyone?"

The whole class is silent for a few moments.

"Uh... isn't Gohan, like, fucking gay, though?" Sharpner's buddy asks, and the whole class begins laughing again.

"Ah yes, that reminds me, club signups begin today." Mr. Punani announces. "Since Gohan is in fact gay, I'll sign him up for the LGBT club." He says as he begins writing down in a piece of paper: 'Reminder: Gohan is gay.'

"What!? I don't want to sign up for that! I'm straight!" Gohan pleads.

"Now that's enough, Gohan, go take a seat so we can begin our first lesson." Mr. Punani says sternly.

Gohan sighs and takes his seat. He was so frustrated, he couldn't seem to catch a break. It's like the universe was plotting against him to make his whole high school experience miserable. Gohan glanced over at Videl, who was still visibly pretty pissed off. He had to find some way to apologize and make it up to her. As the class went on, Gohan could feel himself get pretty restless from his caffeine withdrawal. He craved a Monster drink so bad...

...

"Alright class, now hopefully you have a keen understanding of how abortions work in Future West City." Mr. Punani finishes just as the bell rings. "Now get outside and enjoy PE, you hooligans!"

"Ah, fuck yeah! I love PE!" Sharpner shouts, and downs an entire can of Monster in like 30 seconds. Gohan licks his lips in envy. That bastard... Goten better have won that money match or I might have to rob a 7/11 later tonight.

Gohan and the rest of the class begin to head outside to the field. Their PE teacher greets them as they arrive.

"Hi there kids, my name is Mr. Freddie Mercury, and I'm your PE teacher." He greets himself, he really did look like Freddie Mercury, except a lot more pedophilic. "We're gonna start you girl scouts off with some good old fashioned, American baseball. Get your game faces on! Videl and Sharpner, you'll each be team captains, now go ahead and pick your teams."

The two begin picking out teammates until only Gohan and Willy are left.

"Hmm," Sharpner rubs his chin, thinking carefully. "Gohan's pretty built, but he's also a huge pussy, so in that case, I pick Willy!" He grins, as Willy walks over to his side. "Darn, guess we gotta play against each other Gohan!" Willy shrugs.

"Oh come on! Give me a break, I have like 4 chicks on my team already, I don't need a 5th one." Videl protests.

"He can't be any worse than that dweeb Willy," Erasa says. "Plus didn't he say he was, like, a gamer or something? Maybe he knows some strategies or something." She shrugs.

"Grr. Fine, whatever." Videl concedes. "Just don't try to kill yourself or something during the game, alright?"

Gohan nods his head. "Videl, I won't let you down." Gohan says passionately. Gohan actually had no idea how to play baseball, he'd only seen a few games once or twice on TV.

"Alright, Gohan, go to the right field. Keep your eyes peeled for that ball." Videl tells him. She grins as she tosses the ball in her hand, Sharpner on the batting square. "You won't be dodging this one!" She cocks her arm back and gets ready for the throw. "Here it goes, the Mr. Satan strike shot!" She tosses the ball with miraculous strength, sending it flying across the field in the blink of an eye. Sharpner readies himself, swinging with perfect accuracy as he sends it flying.

Alright, Gohan, take it easy, try not to show off your powers too much. Gohan can see the ball easily as it zips through the air, and jumps up to grab it, flying almost 20 feet in the air, it goes right in his hand.

"What the hell!?" Sharpner's jaw almost drops. "How'd that queer manage that?"

"Got it! How's that for a catch?" Gohan grins proudly. But he realizes everyone is staring at him in shock.

"Wow Gohan! How on Earth did you jump that high?! You must've watched Like Mike a bunch of times." Willy shouts, his eyes shining in admiration.

"Uh, hehe. Guess my Air Jordan 11s gave me a nice boost..." he scratches his head nervously.

Sharpner growls in anger, rubbing his nose in frustration. "I thought those were bootleg Nike's. This kid is definitely a fucking try hard."

Videl jumps up in joy, pounding her fist. "Fuck yeah! Way to go, Gohan. I guess you're not a complete loser after all!" She grins, and gives Sharpner the finger. "Bet you wish you picked Gohan now, huh?"

Sharpner walks over to Gohan, shoving the bat in his chest. "It's your turn to bat, Faghan. I'm not gonna give you an easy throw, so get ready."

Gohan takes the bat with confidence. "Heh, I got this in the bag. I'll try and hit a homerun."

Gohan readies up, getting into striking pose.

Not too hard, but not too soft either. We want to stick it to this douchebag.

"You ready, loser?" Sharpner asks, readying his arm. Gohan nods his head.

"Alright, here it goes," Sharpner spins his arm like a helicopter. "This throw made my dad leave us! Sharp-ner THROOOOOWWW!" He launches the ball blindingly fast, even faster than Videl's, however it's still no trouble for Gohan's quick eye. Gohan yells, with similar tone to an enraged Down's kid, and hits the ball with slight force, causing it to launch straight into the sky. It goes so far up it crashes straight into a Mr. Satan promotional blimp, causing it tumble down from the sky.

"Oh shit." Gohan sinks into the ground as the blimp bursts into flames.

"What in the fuck..." Sharpner looks at the sky shocked, then back to Gohan. "Jesus christ, this kid has some insane retard rage."

Videl comes marching towards Gohan, grabbing him by his neck. "Gohan, what the FUCK!?" she screams. "That was my father's blimp, he makes money by the hour with that shit! You know how many sports bras a girl like me tears through each week?" She shoves Gohan to the ground.

"V-videl, I'm so sorry, I-" Gohan tries to apologize.

"Wow Gohan, that was quite a hit you did there. Guess we should've put you in special ed PE." Mr. Freddie Mercury scratches his head. "Well, that was our only ball. The school cut down our budget pretty hard after I molested some of our cheerleaders a while back. Guess you'll all have to sit around like a bunch of deadbeats for the rest of class. I'm off to.. uh.. smoke a cigarette." He heads off as he quickly pulls a condom out of his back pocket and walks off into the school building.

"Way to go Gohan, you ruined PE for everyone!" One student shouts, throwing his glove on the floor. Everyone starts ridiculing Gohan as they walk off the field.

"Good one, Gohan. You just had to show your retard strength." Sharpner shoves him as he passes by. Videl glares at him too. "I wish you did jump." She says coldly. Gohan bows his head down in shame. Willy places his hand on his shoulder.

"It's alright, Gohan. I know having autism can make it hard to control your emotions sometimes," Willy says with a friendly smile. "I'm on the spectrum myself."

Gohan sighs and walks off to the bleachers where the rest of the class is. "Yeah, whatever." Gohan mutters shamefully.

"Ugh, great, what am I supposed to do for the rest of PE?" Sharpner complains.

"We could watch Worldstar videos on my iPhone." suggests Sharpner's mohawk friend.

"Nah, that only makes me want to beat up some nerds, and I can't fight anybody until at least the 2nd week of school, that's when the teachers stop giving a shit." Sharpner says, then shoots a quick glance at Gohan. "That's the only reason why Gayhan over there doesn't have a broken nose."

"Oh come on Sharpner, it was just an accident," Willy tries to defend Gohan. "He didn't mean to destroy that blimp and kill 2 people."

"Huh? How do you know they died?" Gohan asks. Willy shows him his iPhone with the news article.

"Jesus... I really fucked up." Gohan says with guilt.

On the other side of the bleachers, Videl and Erasa are doing some stretches.

"Damn, Videl is so hot." Sharpner says. She bends over, giving a nice view of her perky butt.

"Damn..." Gohan whispers under his breath, making sure to take a mental screenshot for later.

"Man, I'd so take her out to Wendy's." Sharpner's friend says.

"Fuck a Wendy's, Videl is a classy girl, she's the type of chick you take to an Olive Garden." Sharpner leans back, taking in the view.

"God, I want to sniff her feet so bad..." says Willy. The rest of the boys just stare at him for a few moments. "...did I say that out loud?"

Sharpner cringes. "Fucking weirdo."

...

It was finally lunch time, Gohan and the rest of the class congregated over to the cafeteria. He brought five dollars with him to buy something. He waited in line, as a fat cafeteria lady laid down some slop on a tray. Gohan couldn't tell what it was, it looked like that time Goten threw up after eating nothing but Hot Cheetos for a month.

"Um ma'am, is this kosher?" Gohan asks politely. "I really can't justify supporting captialist meat slaughtering methods. I signed an online petition for it a few months ago."

The cafeteria lady growls at Gohan, then spits a huge loogie into his slop. "There, now it's kosher. Pussy. NEXT!"

Gohan grabs the tray and walks off. "Jeez... I can't even buy a decent meal at school. I'm gonna be skinnier than an Asian kid in Africa by the end of this school year." Gohan's stomach grumbles. Sharpner walks by and shoves him, almost making him drop his tray.

"Hey Gohan, what's for lunch? Cock?" He laughs, and high fives his bro. "Here let me add an extra topping." Sharpner spits a fat loogie onto his slop, right on top of the cafeteria lady's.

"Aw, come on, man!" Gohan says angrily.

"Those are some sick Jordans, Gohan, would be a shame if they got dirty." He says, and then knocks Gohan's tray right on top of his Air Jordan 11s. "Oops!" He walks off laughing back to his table.

"No!" Gohan yells, desperately trying to wipe the slop off his shoes. "I just cleaned these last week!"

Everyone in the cafeteria begins to laugh as Gohan walks over to his table in shame. He slams his tray on the table as he sits down.

"God damn it!" he shouts out in frustration.

"Oh hey Gohan." Willy greets him , as he takes out his earphones which is playing some really loud hentai audio. "Another rough lunch day, buddy?"

"That Sharpner guy is really getting on my nerves." Gohan clenches his fist. "If only he knew who I was, he'd treat me with a little more respect!"

"Um, I think he does know who you are," says Willy. "You're Gohan, obviously. The poor, suicidal kid from Iraq who dresses like he grew up in an all white, suburban neighborhood, listening to rap music despite never having a black friend in his life."

"What's that even supposed to mean?" Gohan asks.

Willy shurgs. "I dunno, just repeating what I heard everyone else saying."

"So that's what they think of me? Damn it, no wonder Videl doesn't like me!" Gohan sighs.

"No, actually, I think Videl hates you because you blew up her father's blimp and made her get caught while skipping class. You probably have no chance at all!" Willy smiles.

Gohan sighs again. "Thanks Willy, that really helps."

"You're welcome, Gohan!" Willy smiles innocently and goes back to watching his hentai.

Fucking autist. Gohan grabs some napkins and tries to clean up his Jordans during the rest of lunch.

...

Finally school was over. Gohan made sure to stay quiet the rest of the day, he couldn't bear to draw any more embarrassment to himself. He already screwed up hard with Videl, she already hated him. And the guilt of him killing two people during that blimp accident weighed heavily on his conscious. He almost threw up on his flight back home, but he wasn't sure if it was the guilt or caffeine withdrawal. It had only been two days, but Gohan was already fed up with school. He never wanted to go back, but he knew his mother wouldn't let that happen. Gohan let out a deep sigh as he opened the door.

"Gohan!?" Chi-chi yells as soon as the door opens, her words slurred. "Oh my little Gohan!" She runs up to hug him, clenching him tighter than a 90s freestyle cypher.

"Jesus, mom, you smell like a liquor store that just got fucking leveled." Gohan pushes her off.

"Oh, Gohan, your school told me you tried to kill yourself! I was so worried." she said with tears in her eyes.

"No mom, it was just a misunderstanding." Gohan sighs. "Can I just go to my room, I don't feel like talking about this."

"Oh, thank goodness!" Chi-chi says in relief. "I was so worried I had to pay for your funeral expenses. I'm going off to buy more wine then." She stumbles off out of the house.

Gohan opens his bedroom door to see Goten still being a deadbeat.

"Oh, Gohan... you're alive." Goten says, rubbing his head.

"Of course I'm alive you jackass." Gohan tosses his bag on the floor and collapes on his bed.

"Well mom said you jumped off a building during school or something." Goten shrugs.

"Look, I'm not even going to bother explaining this shit to you." Gohan sighs. "So did you win that money match or what? I need a Monster bad, I feel like a recovering heroin addict."

"Uh, yeah, see that's the thing," Goten begins. "I was kind of hoping you were dead, because..."

Gohan grits his teeth in anger. "Goten..."

"Well, I kind of have some bad news." Goten laughs nervously. "So I lost the money match 10-0, and I also lost 400 dollars of your account, and like half of your anime figures when I tried to rematch him. I mean, I thought you were dead, after all... he he..?"

Gohan begins fuming with rage, he almost turns into a SSJ2.

"GOD DAMN IT GOTEN!" he screams, and chases him out of the house around the country side, fighting as Saiyan brothers do, and up destroying several small villages and killing a few people in the aftermath. Gohan ended up robbing a local 7/11 in West City for a Monster 6 pack. It's not something he would ever normally do, but the stresses of recent events have changed Gohan in a way. Unfortunately for Gohan, this is just the beginning of his tragic tale. Stay tuned for the next chapter of TOSHSM!