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UPDATE: ?Found a crab emoji that works on computer!

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Veigar woke up from his midday nap. He looked outside and he saw that it was snowing "AHHHHHH!" he started to cry because of his deep hatred for snow, it's just so eww. "Ew" he said cringing. BOOM! ANOTHER YORDLE DOWN it wasn't because of his secret or anything...*shifty eyes* ✨ He hated snow anything, snow in general, snow cones, john snow ect.

I decided to just close the window and then to binge watch a show rumble commanded me to watch, he even gave me the cd instead of a USB with it burned onto it. If he has the cd that means he must really love it...I put the disk into my precious blu-ray player... people get mad at me for still using blu ray and be all like "who uses blu-ray anymor?!11?!/1/1/1?!" "Me i guess! LMAOOO!"✨

It spat the fucking cd out! And said "i taste a vegetal!" Veigar groaned "BITCH EAT IT!" But it didn't want to so he decided to just watch it in rumble's room, he barged inside his room, wasn't even locked! His walls were painted manly pink and every shelf in his room was covered with these girl dolls with big eyes and unrealistic body proportions. Although Veigar also second thought this as a bad idea to just barge down RUMBLE'S door...the guy with the sexy girls plastered all over his room✨...who also is the only one in this house who has a full time girlfriend...but nah, veigar wanted to watch what ever the fuck this was and anyway the deed has been done and no one was in here so...But he did feel sorry for other dimension him...oh well...

He walked over to his tv that had those girls again but instead in sticker form, all over it, he kept seeing the same 3 girls in each cluster of chicks. A black haired girl with a red streak and a sword that looked like a broken half of a scissor, a school girl idol singer with 2 blue pony tails and a goth angel that wore blue and black stockings. He didn't comment tho because he isn't one to judge other people's...kinks(?) anyway enough about character development!

He put in the cd and began watching. It started off very boring "ugh...what is this?! Boku-no-pico? What kind of title is tha- AHHHHHHH!" he was scarred for life, the yaoi had begun. His cheeks were painted red by bob ross himself from shock and embarrassment at what he was watching, "WHY THE FUCK IS RUMBLE MAKING ME WATCH A MOTHER FUCKING SHOTACON?! YAMETE!"✨

️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️LMAO VEIGAR RIGHT NOW ️ ️ ️ ️ ️ ️

He looked at the door as the door knob started to rattle and rumble walked in "the fuck you doing in my room?" he was like a completely different person...not posing...who was this night time imposter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? "Oh...you're watching boku-no-pico, that's okay then" veigar's face was pale if he didn't have black fur "wha...what is this?" he said trembling, of course he knew it was a fucking shotacon but really was speechless about the whole thing. "That my friendorino is yaoi" and that kids is how veigar found out that he was gay...Gay-gar. ( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)✨

Veigar never realised how thin the walls were between rumble and tristana's room, he watched as rumble left the room and immediately heard him walk into tristana's where for a solid 30mins they were just talking shit about veigar and how much they hated him. OH MY DUDE YOU JUST GOT PRANKED! IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!

That was the last fucking straw veigar had had enough and was PISSED! "That's the last time that infidel says something mean about me or my black rooster ever again, for fuck sake sweet revenge is coming your way boi! be prepared boi! i will be watering my beloved plants with your blood boi, i don't fuck around boi!" He was speaking to himself, uh oh first sign of yordle crazy!

He got up and then barged into Tristana's room this time "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU INSULT ME YOU FUCKING MIDNIGHT LOLI SHAKER!" Rumble gasped at the true and well thought out insult then decided to fire back with his own superior one "SHUT UP YOU COTTON HEADED MINI MUFFIN!" it was super effective and got Veigar down to half HP. Veigar was running out of time and health, he desperately needed an attack so fierce it would blow rumble out of the water, he took a breath and released then finally spoke the roast to end it all fair and square..."Yeah well you're a fat slag and ain't got no tits" It was a critical hit draining all HP from rumble, he DID have no tits and now felt really sensitive about it. "fuck you mage-" "NAH! i won this battle fair and square now BEGONE THOT! This battle is...OGRE" "yes master..." but dawdled "FUCKING HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE OR I'LL GIVE YOU A KANCHO!" Rumble was scared of kanchos so hurried up and got the fuck outta there.

LMAO AGAIN! PLEASE ACCEPT HIS KAWAIINESS AND INOCENCE TO HATING KANCHOS THANK YOU!

Veigar had forgotten about Tristana being there "Uhhhh sorry about destroying your boyfriend..." "shut up you skinny ass mother fucker that tunic get any smaller and you would classify as a full time slut" then left, veigar just got slayed by tristana "damn...she right, i need to get my fucking shit together...dayum...fuck me"

#likeifyoucryeverytime!

#veigardidnothing

#theatrekidshavenoshame

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