AN: Thous is off topic but i fucking love monsters inc and monster university! I LOVE MIKE! anyjuan who diss is piss! :(
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"Ég sjúga rass"..."the fak are you even saying?" She shrugged her shoulders smugly, she was so annoying...and loud...walls are too thin!1!1!1!3!2!1!1!1!111! She stuck her tongue out kawaiily and slapped her (butt) cheeks "не! Јас не реков дека сте имале премногу ликови и не знаев што направи сето тоа така shush!" "WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?!" "Idk people online were speaking another language and I thought it was cool so I'm re saying what they said, I'm cool now!" "Well I've gotta word for you!うんち hahahahaha" "noice thanks!" She recorded me saying it and kept replaying it and trying to mimic what I said and stopped after she got it. "Veigar is this German?" "What?! No! It's Japanese!" "Ohhh thanks x 10000 now I can speak my boyfriends native language!" Lulu walked into the kitchen to finish cooking dinner "hello friends dinner should be ready in 5 mins-" "うんち!" Lulu looked at her disgusted and unimpressed "Tristana...don't say such fowl things in my kitchen!" "Lmaoooo!" Then she started making chicken sounds...a ha ha haaaa fowl = chicken...
everyone else walked into the kitchen, "OI! Tristana git outta mah chair!" teemo said throwing his arms up in the air playfully. She smiled and rolled her eyes and sat in her usual spot and teemo sat next to veigar. Gnar came up to veigar because that's where gnar sits but teemo growled at him so they switched seats. Veigar was happy the messy and loud baby was no longer sitting next to him but he was angry that TEEMO was next to him, he is giving off perv/stalker vibes also Tristana and him were eyeing each other trying not to laugh about something! I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS BEHIND THIS I SWEAR TO GOD! Then tristana did a head signal to teemo indicating he should talk to veigar. However Veigar saw this but pretended not to. Lmao
"Heyyyyy veigar! Guess i'm sitting next to you for dinner" veigar got up and sat in lulu's chair, they are friends so he knew she wouldn't be too mad. Lulu came back and grunted with her hands on her hips then went and sat in veigar's chair. Poppy took over for dinner because she is an amazing cook 10/10 would eat here again. She served Panini also turns out that whole time lulu wasn't doing shit, she was just walking around kitchen moving ingredients from cupboard to cupboard to make it look like she was a 5 star chef like Popster...poetaster "HEY?! What is this?!" Gnar screamed with anger "gnar...that's panini, whaddu expect" "i thought it was rabbit" "raddah raddah" teemo yelled as he stood up in his chair and immediately fell off of it. Veigar covered his face in embarrassment, why of all people did the high and mighty god of sims choose HIM?!11?!/32/1/?!
Teemo then sat back on his chair and out of no where a loud 'twing' sound happend like when a guitar string breaks...and there, on top of teemo's head sat a fucking Ahoge. Everyone gasped in fear, teemo poked it with his tongue out "coool" he said as he tried to flatten it down but it kept sticking back up. OH GOD bad enough weirdo perv but now he is baka too?! "OH FOR FUCK SAKE!" Rumble-o kawaii kohai desu yelled "I WANT ONE!" "fuck off weeb no one cares what you have to say" Rumble-o kawaii kohai was anime mad and summond his gigantic sword twice the size of him and sliced veigar in half. But then Veigar came back to life because he is satan magic but also mainly because he is sexy protagonist.
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