It was summer time-and you know what that means~? Yes. It was effing BOILING. Especially for Veigar since his fur was pitch black. Luckily he was friends with the person who owned a pool. Down side was that she was crazy. But hey...she had a pool.
When he showed up to see this pool she'd been talking about...it was a shitty kiddy pool... "VEIGAR!" lulu yelled excited and pushed him into the pool unexpectedly. So much water got in his mouth. He gasped for air and spat the remaining water out of his mouth."this water better be clean!" "HEY! What's that suppose to mean?!" "...doesn't your bub friend get in here?!" "WHAT?! Oh no no no no he isn't allowed anywhere near this pool! It's for just you...and me" "and us!" Behind her was kennen Tristana and...teemo! He waved and his ahoge waved as well...creepy.
'Maybe because lulu is my friend, I can make her make teemo leave' "lulu!" "Yes veigar?" "Can you make teemo leave" he did the shooing gesture with his hand "yes master Veigar" 'WAIT?! MASTER?!' Lulu was cheerful then turned to teemo with a cold dead face " teemo leave!" He anime sighed and walked away with his head down. "Ninja bye" kennen joked and teemo punched him in the arm "ninja Ow" "so kennen...do you like Christmas?" He shut his eyes and breathed in heavily. He was ninja pissed, the only Christmas he celebrated was ninja Christmas. He was now an Emo ninja too so he was super cereal serious about his love for ninja Christmas. How dare Teemo be mean sarcastic back, only he could be mean sarcastic because he is ninja.
He ninja ran back to his house and ninja ran back with a Christmas tree and thew it in the pool making the pool all dirty making everyone get out. "Dude! Why the fk did you do that?!" NOW WHERE GONNA BE COOKED ALIVE!" "MmmMMmm" "no lulu, gross" she was sad. "Don't worry guys rumble and Ziggs have a pool, and since I'M the lucky lady of one of them you guys for sure would be allowed in. "Wow trist...that's actually really sweet!" "Shut up fairy fker" she gasped loudly. "also don't you mean lucky lady of both?" "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HANDLESS ELF BITCH!" So they made their way over to the millionaires house.
Tristana kicked the door "LET ME IIINNNNN!" Ziggs opened the door and immediately closed it but Tristana put her foot in the way. There was a long pause of her biting her lip. She thought it wouldn't be as painful because so many cartoon characters to that. "PLEASSE LET US IN! Or so help me! I will make rumble beat you up!" He groaned "okay okay!" "yay-" "BUT..Lulu go home" she snapped her fingers disappointedlyand Left. "Yeah fairy fker go home!" "Please stop yelling Tristana" "いいえ!" "You weeb" "Eierlikör!" "Shut-UP!" "愚かなお尻のホー"
When they got to their backyard...they too had a tiny pool. Veigar was so confused "Yo wait i thought you guys were millionaires or something?!" "yeeeaaahhh about that, we spent all our money in like 1 day and now he have non" he joked trying to change to subject "well whaddu spend it on?" Tristana budded in and put her hands on his hips sexily "..." ziggs hid in his shoulders "WELL?!" "we may or may not've had all our money taken away to pay for fines and shit" "the fuck?! You guys could've bought me something!" Veigar just went outside so he wouldn't be caught in the argument. Everyone else followed because tristana argues with backup if you are her 'friend' and are close by. Veigar found it odd that there was no rumble around...it seemed weird that ziggs were home and was able to even think about shutting tristana out even if it was because we had company. Then the door opened again, it was tristana doing her smug face again and in the background ziggs going into a corridor. "Hey tristana, wheres rumble" "eh probably sleeping!" "sleeping?! But It's 2 in the afternoon!" "yeah if you can't find him he is 99% sleeping 1% watching anime and/or showing off to someone" "eww, that sounds fandom-ish" she sighed "i know...the writer is running out of ideas"
They all got in the pool and slept there until the next morning. They all woke up at the same time lol how convenient?! Hahaha rumble was standing next the pool "what the fuck?...I mean WHAAATTT THE FUUUCCKK?!" he put his hands on his cheecks and said it very dramatically...This was definitely some kind of deal with some dangerous person...possibly even satan knowing rumble. Maybe that's why he sleeps so much, so in the day he wouldn't have to do that and at night it must not be in the contract to do it. "Whhyyyy are you people in MYY house?! Let alone *twirls* in my POOOLLLL?!" his hands were in fists. "Because logic" then they all flew up into the sky and rode on a rainbow like a slide to their houses then all of a sudden veigar was in a hospital bed with lulu in his face crying then screamed with happiness when she realised he was awake.
"lulu...I" "shh bebe don't speak! save your energy for drinking your 'delicious' Pepsi max later" "oh..ok" He couldn't argue with that, he was a slut for pepsi max so...HMmmmmm Tristana walked over to his hospital bed, she spoke between cries "Je peux monter 12 pommes dans mon cul" He looked at her angrily.
Veigars face RN ^ only yordle bcause dat Tardar sauce not a yordle XD
Veigars face RN ^ only yordle bcause dat Tardar sauce not a yordle XD
Then spoke his sweet soft words "Essen Sie meine Shorts!" she smiled as he played the recording again and shed a single tear "i will never forget you veigar!" "the fuck?! i'm not dying baka!" "oh...hey could you say that last word aga-" "NO! NOW GOODBYE!" "WAAAAIIITTTT!"...she waved her hands around "...what?!" she was just silent for some reason "i learnt a new language and i would like to show you 3 and ya gotta guess what the language is!" "ugh...fine but then you have to leave"
"oki doki...*breathes in heavily then releases*...So this 'sarvo imma gonna drive up to tha servo a little ways pahst tha billabong in mah mates ute since i'm livin' off cenah link an buy some fags and a Vb! Then when i come home to tha misses we're having a barbie where we cooking prawns and the ankle biters will be fishin' for yabbies"
A.N: THAT'S MY NATIVE NINJA LANGUAGE BY THE WAY! GO THE MOTHER FUCKING BLUESSSSSS!
she stood stiff smiling, proud of her language learning work, lulu and veigar stared at her strange...it was like she was speaking some form of alien language, they both knew she was speaking English but couldn't understand a single word...then veigar broke the silence with yelling "what? What the actual fuck did you just say?! I didn't understand a single word you just said...ugh anyway, i heard your speech now leave" as she was getting pushed out the door by lulu she was STILL speaking "it's aussie, y'know it'-" "LEAVE!" lulu slammed the door and then tristana left grumpily (again yordle like not like tardar sauce) now it was only veigar and lulu left in the room...alone...awkward!
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