*1 minute after lulu and Veigar start terrorizing the whole town*
Rumble woke up inside tristana "Ah what?! Where am i?!" he yelled concerned Followed by a Bloody murder scream, tristana's lower half had chopped off his dicc. "My diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic! I should have stayed a virgin!" sparkly light purple blood went everywhere because rumble's super secret secret-o is that he is actually an alien yordle hybrid with a bit of pastel gore mixed in there
"AH~ wait?! No dicc?! Eww i wanna man WITH dicc :( we are no longer dating, you r friend now go over to the friend zone" Rumble got up and sighed "okay tristana..." and shuffled over the corner of the room called the 'friend zone' because 'everyday we're shuffling' Teemo was also there, he was probably there because he hella gay, don't try to argue, you know he's gay too. "Hey gaymo" "hey cumble" These two were actually friends...maybe the friend zone is meant for friends...it is friend-zone not enemy-zone...of course! I figured it out! © me!
"Has veigar gotten out of hospital yet?' "lmao yes, but i think he would have been out sooner if you still had the lotto money and donated to him" "Shut up!" this was no longer the friend zone, he didn't have to be here any more so he went home and sat in his pool again.
Kennen came running over to him "Rumble thank fuck i found you! Veigar and lulu are terrorizing the town he have to go superb gayaxy" "...i told you i would never do that again...not after last time" *Vietnam flash back* "NO WE HAVE TO NOW!" "okay" "really? your gonna change your mind just like that?!" and snapped his fingers" shut up...NOW LETS T-T-T-T-T-TRANSFORM!" and then they trans-formed into magic loli gurls and saved the day.
*lmao i'm too lazy fuck off they saved the mother fucking day alright?!"
"i couldn't of done it without you!" Veigar was angry at them for stopping him from taking over the entire tri-state area "now we are going to have to decapitate you" Veigar bursted into tears. "fat slag what you crying about?!" "it's just that, this reminds me of my childhood trauma..." Rumble and Kennen looked at each other confused "well then spit it out!" Veigar breathed in heavily "it all happend when i was just a wee lad, my own mother decapitated my dick" They both dropped their weapons in shock and decided to just spare his life.
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