Blended - Now with added Hook!

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea

Everything was going wrong. Firstly, Leroy had invited Hook to a cannery, where lobster and fish were processed and stuck into strange little metal tins. How that could be food was beyond the captain, but the town seemed to make a lot of money off it.

Now, he was being dragged along walkways and told to stare into large cauldrons.

It was incredibly strange, when Emma appeared, seemingly out of nowhere. She smiled, but it did not reach her eyes.

And then she pushed him away.

He had not expected this turn of events and stumbled. His foot caught on one of those strange black ropes that carried the electrical magic to 'technology', and he tripped. The momentum sent his body over the metal bar lining the walkway and he dangled off it by the hook.

In that moment Henry came out of the shadows and approached him.

"Ah, lad, if you would be so kind to fetch your mother?"

Instead, the unexpected happened. Henry reached for him. And quickly turned the hook.

The pirate went plunging down into the big metal container below.

He watched as Snow came up above him, and pressed a large button.

The blades below him started spinning and sucking him under to a gruesome death.

Had he been alive, he would have seen Mr Gold leaning on his cane in the corner of the factory, laughing manically, watching as his body was liquefied and sorted into little tin jars labelled "Lobster tail in tomato sauce. Now with added Hook!"


Rumplestiltskin woke up feeling happy and refreshed. He stretched out, being careful not to sprain any more muscles in his foot, and looked towards the open window. In the distance, he heard Henry's voice calling out what sounded like the pirate's name.

The Dark One turned away and sighed. "Such a pity all that was just a dream."

AN: This one turned out to be a bit strange. I thought of this after Hook stabbed Rumple - after all, he set off a lot of truly evils things that happened later. Bad Hook - go sit in a corner. And dread me coming after you with a blender for the blunder. Thank you once again to all the reviewers. I have been given some truly great ideas that I plan to go with. The story prompts have been finalised, so it is unlikely that any will get in now - however, if you have one you would like to see, I can always start a new series ;)