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Chapter 15

That very Night

A plane touched down in an airport, Columbus-Lowndes County Airport to be exact, and from the plan was none other than Raven Darkhölme the principle of Bayville high school. Waiting for her was a limo and Irene Adler.

She made her way quickly down the ramp into the car where her friend was waiting, the driver opened the door to reveal her friend.

"You make good time Raven." She said starting the conversation as the other woman buckled her seatbelt

"Our organization mysterious founder has certain resources Irene." She changed into her true form bright blue skin, red hair cut to her shoulders, extending slightly in the back, and yellow eyes with black iris. She had a triangle shaped gem on top of her forehead. She wears a sleeveless white dress with a high neck, thigh high white boots, and white gloves which reached nearly to her shoulders without covering her fingers, "WHAT HAPPENED?! I left my adoptive daughter into your care in what I thought was YOUR safe keeping!"

"No need to shout Raven…" Irene explained that Rogue was attending at a school dance and made physical contact with a local boy.

Mystique laments that the two kept her hidden for five years and in only a few minutes, it all falls apart. She then tells Irene that they cannot lose Rogue, especially to Xavier and stress to her that Rogue has the potential for limitless power. She massaged her temples, "Irene tell me since you can see the future where will she go?"

"Home or what she thinks is home."

Somewhere else in Mississippi, Rogue came walking up to her 'home' though her head was buzzing and trying to separate her actually memories from the memories she has now. It was very confusing not to mention very painful to discern which memory was real and which was not, finally a memory of a man walking through the door that she was standing in front of won out.

"Mom, dad I'm home" She whisper

She reached onto the roof where the key was making her way inside.


30 minutes later

The same limo pulled up to the house, "You won't hurt her will you? After all she is your only-"

"I know Irene, I know." Mystique placed a reassuring hand on her friend shoulder as the door opened, she transformed herself into the image of Wolverine, "She'll come to us willingly given the right incentive."

Meanwhile Rouge was going through old photos of her or what she thought was her, "Is this me?"

She couldn't believe it she got up to the bureau mirror trashing the trophies to the floor. She looked in the mirror it was too confusing, "Which me am Ah!"

Suddenly the door was kicked opened causing her to jump in fright, she turned to be met with a man with an orange and black spandex suit with a belt buckle that had an X on it.

"Who…are you and what do you want?"

The man stepped into the room unsheathing knives from the back of his hands, "You girly…I want you!" He ran towards her with a flying kick, Rogue managed to jump to the side in time as he soared to the closet breaking it to pieces.

She looked up from side in fright as the man confronted her, "Stand still so I can make it quick! You're dealing with the X-Men now bub! And you don't have a chance!"

She quickly picked at broken piece of the broken wooden closet, "X-X-Men…I…I don't understand! I just want you to leave me alone!"

She quickly bashed the piece of wood on top of the man head as she ran away for her life, the man howled as he got up chasing out of the house.

Mystique soon changed her form to Storm as she smirked in victory, "I'll make sure that come running into my arms my daughter."


In a nearby alley

Angelica, Kitty and Logan walked in alleyway, the team decided it would be best if they separated to cover more ground. Angelica and Kitty had not said anything due to the fact that she was still sore about being capture, try as she might Angelica gave up with trying to be friendly with her.

The silence was deafening, "Does this like bites or what."

"Something we can agree on then." Angelica said, "Where exactly is Rogue anyway?"

Kitty gave her a death glare in response Angelica shrank down muttering something under her breath.

"The Prof. said that the girls mind is confused and difficult to pinpoint." Logan opened a dumpster in hopes of finding Rogue, "So keep looking…" He sniffed the air something was not right.

Despite the fact that Angel was not with the X-Men no more than a few hours, she already knew that when Logan sniffed the air there was bond to be trouble, "Hey um Wolverine …what's up?"

"I smell fear…"

A small explosion caught their attention, "Let's move girls!"

Back with Rogue, she jumped the high wooden fence as an explosion happened over head, there she was met with her guardian, "Rogue it's me Irene try to remember!"

She forced herself to calm down as she did what she was told, "Who…*pant*, *pant*, wait Ah remember now but I'm so confused! Too many thoughts in my head, people chasing me…Ah…"

Irene extended her hand towards her explaining, "Easy, easy honey, the police are coming the X-Men won't risk confrontation with them."

She panicked at the mention of the X-Men, "The X-Men!"

"Yes mutant hunters, now quickly there isn't much time." Putting two fingers in her mouth she did a high pitched whistle, soon a limo screeched to halt in front of their original position, "I have a friend who can help now let's go!"

"Ah don't know all of this happening too fast and-"

Glass was heard shattering as a familiar orange ran towards her with two other people besides him the striped haired girl quickly grabbed Irene's hand quickly making their way to the limo getting away 'safely'.

Wolverine screeched to a halt as the limo sped away, he let a growl as he made contact with Xavier, "Chuck we've lost her some lady managed to make off with the girl before we can even get to her and for some strange reason she looked at me like she recognized me."

"Return to the jet Logan and we'll debrief there."

"Right." He turned to face Angelica and Kitty, "Pack her up ladies we're going home."

"Well that was a waste of time."

Logan stopped sniffing the air again he growled at the familiar scent but said nothing as he continued to leave. All three heard police sirens getting close and decided to rush back to the jet. From the shadows of the alley Mystique smirked at her victory.


Three days later

As he swung through New York City in the mid-afternoon Peter mind went back to what Xavier had told him the three days ago, even if he wanted to join the team would he risk his Aunt to his other life? How would she react if he told her that he was Spider-Man? There was no way that he risk her life, deep down he hated that he had to lie to her about his double life. Not mention Xavier had given him permission to train in the danger room with the other X-Men.

'The less she know Parker the better…'

'It still doesn't feel right I lied and said I was going to visit Har…'

A child voice interrupted his train of thought, "Come back! Balloon come back!"

He sighed, "Kids and their balloon…."

He landed on a nearby building scanning the horizon for the missing balloon, honestly he didn't know why he rescued balloon in distress but hey it gave him something to do while he was not fighting thugs or a random super-villain.

Something blue with a Hello Kitty caught his eye, he quickly sprang into action as he dived for the balloon luckily for him that it was only 120 feet away from his current position and thanks to the enhancement the suit gave he quickly dove for it grabbing it by the string.

He grasped the lamppost by the neck swinging twice before somersaulting in the air then landing on his two feet in searching of the child. He heard a child crying on the other side of the street the parent was trying to calm the child promising to buy the little girl a new pink balloon.

Clearing the jump he landed in front of the busy people of New York surprising them with his presence.

"Yikes he came out of nowhere." A woman said

"Ah get a job you menace!"

"If you only knew…" He said, he walked to the child kneeling down with the parent staring right at him in surprise, "Hey buddy did you lose something?"

"Balloon….w-went up…aaand no down." The little girl said she no older than four years old

"Aww that's too bad because I have something that might cheer you up."

"Really?" She girl said wiping her tears

"Yeah…does this look familiar?" He handed her the balloon and the girls face lit up like candles on a birthday cake, she squealed happily as her frown turned into a smile, "Try to hold on to it next time."

"What do we say?"

"Thank you Mister Spidey!" She gave a hug before she marched happily away from him with her mother hand in hand.

"Ah kids…" He chuckled he leapt into the air web swinging away. Two hours have passed and he was on the edge of the Empire State building, he was on all four looking over the horizon of the city.

"Well today was an easy day stopped 6 bank robberies, 4 muggings, 2 attempted rape assault in a dark alley, and a crazy drunken driver. What an easy day why can't everyday be like this? Now it's time to go home and relax."

BOOOOOMMMMM!

"So much for going home and relaxing." He muttered under his breath as he fell off the building in a free fall heading in the direction of the smoke.


At the scene of the crime

Spidey crouched on all fours in a catlike stance watching the panic brewing on the streets below as he saw man in a rhino suit tearing up the city coming from the Science Expo. He watched as he tore up cars like Swiss cheese, people screamed in terror but that wasn't the worst part, he had some sort of briefcase in one hand and a funny thing that looked like a bomb in the other.

"Well there's something you don't see every day a rhino man with a briefcase." He said to himself, "Better get down there before he starts ripping New York a new one."

A high pitched screamed caught his attention as a woman was about to be trampled by the man in the Rhino suit, springing into action Spidey web zipped quickly to the woman grabbed her in the nick of time then setting her down somewhere safe, "Go call the cops I'll take care this bozo."

The frightened woman only nodded taking off, Spidey turned his attention to the rhino man with his back turned to him. Web zipping again he landed perfectly on Rhino's back, "Hey get off!"

"I got a question for ya what are the two types of rhino in Africa?" Spidey asked

"Uh…I don't know?

"Live and poached!" Spidey punched Rhino in the face but he didn't budge, meanwhile Spidey clutched in his hand in pain straining it in the process, "YOW! OK not the best idea I had in the last 60 seconds….Ow… ow…ow…ow…ow…"

Rhino grabbed the wall crawler throwing him off his back throwing him across the street into a building, "Spider-Man, huh? Finally! I've been dying to see what you can do! Let's go! Just try to break through my armor!"

"Rhino, I'm gonna take a wild guess that you're strong, but dumb."

Rhino charged him, Spider-Man dodged to the right by cartwheeling away. He hand flipped backward landing on a telephone booth. He saw Rhino was stuck between the walls of a building.

"Aww. Did you hurt your little tusky-wusky?" Spider sense flared as he dodged incoming bullets from out of nowhere.

"Dang Skippy that's some moves you got there but I can totally disco better than you can." The man laughed, "Then again EVERYTHING BETTER WHEN I'M HERE!"

"I do believe the readers get the point no need to yell." A calm voice said

"But it's fun to over exaggerate, it makes us sound cool!" Another voice exclaimed with glee

Peter turned to be faced with a man with red and black spandex suit with katana in his back and guns pointed straight at the web head.

"Seriously author guy, 'a guy with red and black spandex suit?' Is the best you can come up with! I should feel insulted by the way you described me, ME THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH!"

"You can't really blame the writer as he tried looking up at the description for our costume, it's very hard to find good description these days."

"I'm sorry who are you again?" Questioned Spider-Man

Deadpool looked at the wall crawler, "Now before the festive can begin officially again-you have heard of me before right? The Merc with a mouth? Ring any bells?"

A moment passed between the two as Rhino continued struggling to get his horn out the wall.

"Oh goodness. Shameless"

"Pandering!"

'This guy cannot be for real.' Peter face palmed his face

'Apparently he is.'

"Hey you got voices in your head too! Awesome, that's makes us brothers, are you my long lost brother? I always wanted a brother to teach him the way of Deadpool-Fu!" Dramatic tears streamed down his face, "THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!"

A sweat drop from Spidey's head, "Are you always like this?"

"Well, moving on. I'm on a mission to finding something called Promethium X or something like for the big boss, I haven't read the script fully because it got boring to read."

"Maybe if we read the script we have more information about it." The calm voice reasoned

"No way reading is for losers and we are not LOSERS!"

"Anyway, we do know it going to make a big BANG! HAHAHAHA, Get it BANG!" Getting serious now, "Now…hand it over or do we have to get physical? I don't mind getting physical if you know what I mean."

Spider-Man didn't know what to make of this situation, this lunatic or the other guy in the Rhino suit. Wait did he say Promethium X?

Speaking of Rhino he finally managed to get his tusk out of the building he scanned for Spider-Man, "There you are!

He charged at the wall-crawler but thanks to his Spider-sense he managed to dodge Rhino slamming into Deadpool. The Merc with the mouth shouted as he flew into a building, "NO FAIR I DIDN'T GET TOO FIGHT!"

"Whoa, toro, toro!"

"I'm gonna you squash like a bug." He came in and this time he started to spin with the bomb looking thing towards Spider-Man, Spider-Man dodged leaning back and back flipping towards the street, Rhino was dizzy from the spin.

Thinking quickly he saw a sewer cover and smirked. He stamped his feet causing the cover to pop up into the air using webbing, he managed to air spin towards Rhino while spinning the sewer cover in his direction slamming it against his face causing him to be snap out of his daze but to send him back 20 feet from his original position.

"Ok I'm mad now!" He charged him again, Spidey dodged him somersaulting over him. "You're pretty quick for a small fry."

Spider-sense flared again, "Spider-Sense!"

A rocket came from out of nowhere straight at them Spidey webbed it using the momentum to spin it with his entire body towards Rhino. The rocket hit rhino exploding on contact bit "Oh Yeah, so did I get him? Did I get him? Tell me I got him because I love the smell of rhino burgers in the evening! And YOU AUTHOR GUY thought you can get rid of me? I'm DEADPOOL B*****…what the F***? DID YOU JUST F******* CENSOR ME! YOU'RE F****** CENSORING ME! WHAT THE F*****!"

He grumbled under his breath mutter something about killing the author later once this chapter was done.

What came next was jaw dropping to Spider-Man Rhino pounded his chest with the hand with the briefcase, "No good small fry! I'm the Rhino and nothing can hurt me!"

Guns cocked and fired, "IT RHINO SEASON! TAKE THIS BANG, BANG! Seriously author dude you have to come up with better lines for me. This is not going to work out!"

"Just go with it besides he's paying half-million dollars for this anyway."

"Spider-sense!" Peter dodged on coming bullets, as his Spider-sense went crazy!

"Oh, shiny. What is that?"

"You can see my spider-sense? It's this thing in my brain that warns me of danger, like right now!" He dodged more oncoming bullets

"I'll give you a $1000 bucks for your brain." Deadpool said, he switched over to his katanas, "Now this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you! More you than me… BANZAI!"

Overhead a News helicopter flew overhead as they began to broadcast what was happening on the streets below, "Yo Chuck get a load of this! Are you even filming this?"

"Oh look we're going to be on TV, Hi mom!"


Bayville the X-Men Mansion

Angelica sighed bringing her knees to her chest, she made a decision to stay with the X-Men since she had nowhere else to go, she sat alone in the living alone watching the discovery channel TV, the other X-Men wouldn't look in her direction. Even when she tried to make friends with them they would give her the cold shoulder, only Ororo, Jean and the Professor were nice to her, Logan as she found his identity out later really had grudge against her though was able to tolerate her for the time being.

The truth is the man scared her to death, she started school with the X-Men three days ago and was happy about that, though three days later she was being bullied by other girls in the school. It wasn't anything new really going on in her life as she recalled dreadful memories of her bullying years. She wonders if she was going to make new friends though she doubted it.

"Mind if I sit with you?" She looked up to see Jean with a smile on her face

She nodded scooting over for her to sit, it was a few moments of awkward silence.

"So what's bugging you?"

"Nothing…"

"Angel don't lie especially to a telepath because there are other ways to find out what's going on with you, but because we are friends and I respect your privacy." Her tone was gentle yet firm, "So I'll ask again, is something the matter?"

"When are Kurt, Kitty and Scott going to give me a chance?"

"I can't answer that, it's up to them to accept you but I guarantee it will happen soon it just…" The older red-head chose her next words carefully, she placed a hand on her shoulder, "It takes time they are still sore over the fact that you are now an ex-hellion and not to mention they got captured is still raw in their memories."

The younger red-head was about to say something when the Professor spoke to them in their mind, 'X-Men gather in my office.'

"Let's go we don't want to keep the professor waiting."


LXD: And I will stop it there for tonight. Well chapter 15 for all you readers and…

Deadpool: WHATS UP READERS YOUR FAOVTIRE MERC WITH THE MOUTH IS HERE!

LXD (face palm): You've got to be kidding me, must you interrupt me while I monologue?

Deadpool: Don't care about your stupid monologue all I want for using my serveries today is TACOS and LOTS OF TACOS AND GIRLS!

Voice #2: And Boobies!

Vocie#1: Mostly we want our money.

LXD: …

Deadpool: Well are you going to cough it up? Or do we have do this the hard way? Please I recommend doing it the extreme way. (Points gun at my head)

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