Deadpool: Insert disclaimer here
LXD: GET OFF THE STAGE!
Deadpool: Bite me in the he ass, I dare you!
LXD: *Hands DP note*
Deadpool: *reads the note* Eyes bulge out his head then races off towards some random location
LXD: *snicker evilly* Sucker! *Ahem* Enjoy
Chapter 16 Meet Peter Parker
Bayville the X-Men Mansion
When they met in the professor's office Logan, Ororo, and Xavier eyes were set watching the Breaking News taking place in the City. The teens watched as Spider-Man battled a guy in rhino suit as well as a man in red tights wielding two katana blades trying to hack at the wall crawler while they both dodged the rhino suited man.
Logan was on edge as he viewed the red mask assailant he started to sweat, his breathing becoming ragged. Then suddenly images of this man and few others flashed through his mind, without warning he let out a feral shout startling the X-Men while unsheathing his claws.
Panting he looked around himself, the teenagers took four giant steps back from while Ororo looked at him in worry. The professor looked at him sternly but in concern, "Logan are you alright?"
"I…I need some air…" He left without other word
"What's his deal?" Scott said
The Professor looked back at the screen at the man in red, "Apparently looking at that assassin has brought back some suppressed memories to the surface for Logan. I'll have to speak to him later about this for right now X-Men suit up and get ready to go back to New York, Spider-Man may need our help."
In New York City near the Science Expo Spider-Man and Deadpool were in a predicament, Rhino managed to overpower the two with his brute force. Now he had them by the head ready to crush them into oblivion.
"Listen author guy, when this chapter is done you are going to die! I mean it when I get out of here I'm going to…"
"Would you shut up?! Good grief do you ever stop talking, your worse than me when I talk and I'm not bad when comes to conversation but you take the cake."
"Only when I'm asleep do I stop talking."
"Even in your sleep you still talk!" Voice number one said
"That means we're still thinking but out loud."
"Enough talk I'm going to squash you like bugs right now." Rhino started to squeeze their heads "It's a shame that I have to kill you without knowing your name."
Deadpool suddenly called out, "ANTI RHINO SPRAY ACTIVATE!"
"What?" Rhino and Spidey said simultaneously
Deadpool took out a spray canisters spraying Rhino in between the eyes Rhino screamed in pain. The next thing they knew they were both on the ground, confused as he was Spidey quickly got to his feet looking for the Rhino.
"Not that I appreciate it but um…where's Rhino?" he asked
A high pitched scream was heard, "Help me, help meeeeeee!"
"I think I'm sitting on him." Reaching behind he took out the 7 inch tall Rhino, "Awww ain't he cute I think I'm going to keep him and call him Tubby! Who's a good tubby? Who's a good tubby? Tubby want a cookie, tubby want a cookie? Come on say it, say it DAMN IT."
"I don't know what worse Deadpool is or the fact Rhino is his personal plaything."
He looked around for the brief case lucky it was next to the bomb Rhino managed to put own when he grabbed him on the other side of the abandon street. He was about to pick it when Deadpool teleported before he could do anything else.
"TELEPORT!"
"Wait moment…if the author put that we could of teleport how come we didn't do that before?"
"Good question and once this chapter is done and get our answer we'll kill the author later for being a D**********d. F***** censors! WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU, CURSING IS ALLOWED IN EVERY OTHER FANFICTION I'M IN BUT NOT IN THIS ONE I'M REALLY GOING TO HAVE TO KILL YOU WHEN THIS DONE YOU HEAR ME LEVIE! KILL YOU THEN REVIVE YOU AND KILL YOU AGAIN!"
Spidey turned around just in time to see Deadpool on the other side of the street he was confused about his ranting that is when Deadpool cellphone started to ring.
"I didn't know that was even allowed in this." The voice of reason said
"Oh…is it Samantha who calling about her glorious tacos ready to be eaten?" The crazy voice said
"Yellow."
"Merc with the mouth what's up? It LXD what's popping?"
"Do we know anyone by the name of LXD?" The crazy voice said
"I do believe that's author."
"Hey Levie I'm running around in your story trying to get a package for the big boss or whatever it was I was coming for and suddenly I realized that um some shit was F*** up! What's up with that?!"
Now as the author tried to explain to Deadpool why cursing was censored in this story as well as certain curse words, the two got into a heated debate which led to a shouting and cursing at each other. Spidey web yanked the briefcase filled with Promethium X towards him, as he did a jet's shadow flew overhead and down came a few of the X-Men Wolverine, Night crawler, Shadow Cat and finally Firestar then it flew away nearby.
"To what do I owe the pleasure of the X-Men gracing me with their presence?"
"We came here to help yer sorry ass web head." Wolverine snarled
"I'm flatter but as you can see you're a little late for the party. Right now all I have to do is get Rhino to prison and stop this maniac from killing people."
All eyes turned to Deadpool as he hung up the cell phone muttering, "Stupid author once this chapter done I think it'll be time to pay him a visit and then we'll kill him."
"I don't think will be possible to do so for he still needs to update this fan fiction as well as other fan fictions by the way the newest will be with Spider-Man with Captain Universe powers." The voice of reason said, "According to my sources it's call cosmic spider or was what captian spider…any it's in his profile cabinet…"
"Pfftt…what's so special about getting hook on cosmic steroids we're more awesome than that Spider-"
"Did I forget to mention that he hooks up with Ms. Marvel?"
"WHAT?! We're so getting in that story no matter what but first to say hi to an old friend!" Deadpool turned to face the X-Men then teleported towards Logan, "Hey Logan ol' buddy good to see again. I haven't seen you since our days at Weapons X, we missed you! Weapon X just hasn't been the same without you. Nobody calls me "bub" anymore, and Omega Red's a bed wetter..."
"WEAPONS X!" Logan got the ground on his knees clutching his head form pain as images began to flash before his eyes.
"You know Wolverine?" Asked Firestar
"Yup me and Logan go back a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time." Deadpool turned to be faced with the redhead girl getting up and personal and caressing her cheek, "Say cutie what's your name? I'm Deadpool, I would so like to get in between your legs."
Firestar blasted Deadpool with a fire stream coming from her hand, "PERVET!"
"HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT!" The Merc with the mouth started to run around in circles as he behind was on fire, "Water, Water, Water, Water, Water, Water, where's the water? Somebody call the fire department my ass is on fire!"
Night Crawler teleported to the Merc kicking him the face.
"Foul that's cheating you don't attack a man who's on fire and smoking hot!" Quickly Deadpool saw a fire hydrant, teleported to its location ready to cut the hydrant cap off, "Remember kids never open a fire hydrant unless it's an absolute emergency or unless you're extremely hot or on fire without adult supervision."
After putting out the fire he turned to the teenagers examining them for a potential hostage. "Let's see now who to kill? Who to kill? Who to kill?"
"Hey those kids are still needed in the story!"
"Aww I want to see some blood no fair."
"Nope moves too much, negative shiny thing warns of danger, teleports to much don't feel like chasing, phases through anything so that just leaves hotness over there and boy is she hot."
"Dude she is underage! We get in so much trouble! Besides isn't that Spider-Man future girlfriend?" Deadpool calls a timeout confusing the teenagers as he pulls the script from out of his pouch, he skims through, "Aha, it definite, they become official in…"
*BRINNG*
"Excuse me for moment kiddie's uncle Deadpool has to take this, hello…"
"Deadpool! Are you out of your mind!? That's major spoiler, you know how I how feel when it comes to spoilers!"
"Yeah, yeah that's great, talk to my cock Levie." He said hanging it over his crotch, hanging up he turned his attention to the teens, "Now who wants to die first? Hey after this who wants to get chimichangas?"
"Like he can't be for real can he?" Kitty groaned
"Trust me a few minutes with him and you be going insanehe doesn't knowwhen to shut the hell up." Spidey commented
'As amusing as this is we must protect the Promethium X.'
'I agree…'
The X-Men and Spider-Man huddle closer ready to attack. Logan recovered from his sudden mental attack as he stood up he unsheathed his claws calling off the teenagers, "This guy is mine stay out of this."
The teenagers looked at each other deciding it would be best to stay out of this.
"Oooohhhhh, we're about to fight Wolverine! Hey author guy you better make this fight flipping awesome or I'm coming after you if you don't!"
First thing Deadpool was to do a backwards flip into midair as Logan lounged at him, as he in midair he took his AK47 submachine guns staring to shoot everything on site but mostly he was shooting at Wolverine.
"SCATTER!" Spidey yelled grabbing Firestar by the waist pulling her away from the crossfire, Kurt did the same thing with Kitty teleporting them away from the fight and cross fire.
Deadpool kept firing as Logan kept dodging his gunfire, a few bullets made their marks on him, Thanks to his healing factor though the bullets came right out of him. Wolverine then lounged at the Merc with a mouth slicing his guns.
"Oh man those were my favorite guns to kill people now I got to buy a pair of new ones. Thanks for nothing Logan."
"Bub worry about yer hide that's about to be torn to pieces."
"Oh I'm soooo scared the big bad wolverine is going to get me."
Wolverine let out a feral rage roar, leaping towards Deadpool again. The Merc with a mouth teleported away as Logan claws stuck to the wall, bringing his feet to the wall he jumped when Deadpool reappeared unsheathing his katanas, they did a one two combo metal clanged against metal.
When Deadpool slashed backhanded in a return blow, Wolverine thrust his claws vertically catching it before it cut him in half. Deadpool blinked as if coming out of a daze but continued to go for blood. Wolverine smirked for almost a minute before the Deadpool's attack began to increase in its brutality. Their weapons caught each other high in the air, and they stood belly to belly, face to face.
Deadpool head-butted Logan in the head however soon found out the hard way why no one should be able to hit Logan in the face.
"Damn it what the hell is skull made off steel? That shit hurt!"
"You forget idiot my skull if not my entire body is made of adamantium!"
"In that case…" Before Wolverine could react Deadpool let go of one of his katana blades quickly took out another gun blasting Logan underneath his chin blowing his head off.
"Dude you just killed Wolverine!" The crazy voice said
"That's a negative Wolverine has a healing factor and he can regenerate his face. By the way I do believe Spider-Man has the Promethium X."
"SHIIITTT I'm not about lose my contract to some wannabe look alike. Strike a pose!" Deadpool pulled out Kingmaker Shotguns!
"Hell yeah now that's what I'm talking about! Now let's go kill us a spider!"
Before he could move an angry Shadow Cat and Night Crawler tried to attack him, Kitty from the front and Night Crawler from behind "Ohh come on really?"
He merely blinded them out with a Flash bang grenade.
"My eyes!"
Teleporting away Night Crawler crashed into Shadow Cat rendering them both unconscious.
Spider-Man and Firestar location from the rooftop
Spider-Man and Firestar peered over the edge of the roof as they saw Kitty and Night Crawler rubbed their eyes desperately trying to clear their vision.
"Damn he going to be trouble." He was low on his stomach making sure the mercenary did not spot them he looked back into the sky where the jet was supposed to be, "When the Professor going to send out reinforcements?"
"Who knows maybe he's waiting for the right moment to strike."
"That's not good enough we need help now!"
"What do you want me to do about it I don't have a radio to make contact and there is no way I'm communicating telepathically again either!"
"Then we're screwed."
"Got that right shorty!" Bothteens turn around to be faced with the Merc with the mouth, "Do you feel lucky punk? Well do ya? In case yer are dodge this! BANG!"
Spider-sense went crazy as Spider-Man leapt the opposite direction, "Move!"
Poor Firestar was grazed with a bullet on her thigh causing her to fall to the ground. "Goodie I got a prize…well a smoking hot teenaged prize that is."
"We are so going to get in trouble for this but WHO CARES!"
Deadpool roughly pulled Firestar up to her feet by her hair. Crossing his arm over her throat holding Firestar in headlock position and his other hand with the gun pointed at her head, "So how do you like your brains splattered or scrambled?
"Spidey…help..." She whimpered
A flashback of what happened to Uncle Ben flashed within his mind he was not going to let that happen to this girl "Okay how about a trade…"
"Oh I like trading, what do you have baseball cards, tacos, magazines XXX?"
"Umm…the case for her life." He stated simply
"Okay I would hate to see my contractor take his frustration out on me and kill me not that he can because of my healing factor…can't she do the same? Let's test that theory out…"
"Let's not Deadpool…" He threw the brief case up in the air towards the Merc, Deadpool pushed Firestar towards the web-slinger. Spidey sprung a web line towards the red-head using his spider strength to make her fly towards him then another towards the packages.
"Spider-sense!"
"SHINY THING and BANG!"
A shot rang, Spidey had no time to grab the package as Firestar flew into his arms the moment she did he wrapped his arms around her dodging the incoming bullet to the right twirling in the air to make it would not hit them.
"VICTORY! OOF-" Deadpool got hit with Cyclopsoptic-blast followed by Jean sending objects towards him using her telepathy. Wolverine now recovered charged him for pay back.
"You know author guy I really hate it when you do that but I know when I'm beat but I'll BE BACK BABY! Hasta la vista, baby!"
Dropping a smoke grenade to the ground Deadpool disappeared while Logan lounged into the smoke. When it cleared Logan was the only one standing in rage, "I'll get him im' next time!" He sniffed the air, "I smell blood!"
Jean and Scott rushed towards their newly fallen comrade, Spider-Man held her tightly while she was being carried in bridal style. The red head had her head on his chest in relief though a few tears was noticeable as she experienced a near death.
Secretly Peter liked holding Firestar though if he was wearing his other costume he would not be holding her like this instead he would give her up to the X-Men but thanks to his parasitic costume the urges washed over him.
'You're enjoining this aren't you symbie.'
'Making you squirm is what I live for Parker I know your every desire and thoughts about what you want to do to the girl.'
'You and I are going to have long talk about privacy.'
"We'll take it from here Spider-Man." Scott said
Spidey lashed out, "Don't touch her!"
He walked away from them, still carrying her to the jet. Wolverine narrowed his eyes at the back of Spider-Man something was off about him though he couldn't quite place what and his scent smelled foreign to him.
"What's his deal? One day he's friendly and the next he such a jerk." Jean shook her head
"Shouldn't you be helping elf and half-pint?"
Both senior member dashed to their fallen comrades. Wolverine was alone on the roof pondering about the mention of Weapons X, he had to start looking for clues for this organization and Deadpool was his only lead. Little did he know that eyes were watching him from afar witnessing the battle, "Soon Logan soon we shall meet..."
The next day Bayville High School Wednesday 7:15 Am
Peter arrived to school super early wanting to get an early head start on finding his classes since he starts today. School didn't start until another 15 minutes so he had time to roam the hallways to find his classrooms.
"Not many students were there in the morning so it should be smooth sailing to find homeroom." Spider-Sense flared as he passed a certain hallway, "Smooth sailing when I'm going to learn to keep my mouth shut for once."
He went into the direction of the danger.
Angelica was sentenced to six days on crutches until her leg healed as instructed by the Professor, yet on this particular she wished she was not on crutches. Her tormentors had come to make her life a living nightmare, she was backed up against her locker in front of her was Jasmine, Vanessa, Samantha.
"Well if it isn't the redhead slut." Jasmine sneered, "So what happened to your leg whore?"
"Not today Jasmine it's been a long three days I don't want to start the day out like this." Angelica pleaded, "Please just leave me be."
"Aww the baby gonna cry because mean old Jasmine won't leave you alone?" She mocked "Too bad, you owe me some homework so where is it?"
"You can do it yourself."
SLAP
"Wrong answer honey, hold her!" Jasmine two friends did what they were told, "How does it feel to have no friends to back you up Angel? You're a disgrace and nothing but a failure to society and your also my b****."
The words stung as Angelica lips trembled, tears moisten her eyes why was life so cruel to her? Her tormentor was about to punch her when they heard a voice.
"HEY!" Eight pair of eyes went directly to a male student wearing a jeans, and a black short sleeve t-shirt, "Leave her alone she hasn't done anything to you so walk away right now."
"And who are you her boyfriend? Screw off pipsqueak this doesn't concern you."
The boy narrowed his and quick as he was he grabbed the tan girl's wrist giving it a tight squeeze nearly breaking it, "Listen here bimbo I wasn't asking you nicely I'm ordering you to leave her alone and if you think you do whatever the hell you want you got another thing coming, now get the hell out of here! And if I catch picking on her again you in for a rough day at the principal's office."
There was something very odd about this boy and the atmosphere suddenly dropped a couple of degrees or was it that they were sweating right now. Vanessa and Sam let her go as their leader rubbed her aching wrist walking away in cold sweat, in the back of their minds they thought they saw something move in his shirt.
He turned to a weeping redhead, gently cupping her cheek he lifted her head for her to look at him, "Hey their gone…"
When their eyes met the boy was taken aback with her features but it was her green eyes that caught him off guard, 'Angelica Jones…Firestar…'
'Play it smooth Parker and pretend you don't know who her.'
'No duh Sherlock…'
"Thanks…" She whispered
"Your welcome my names Peter and you are?" He extended his hand with a smile
"Angelica…Angelica Jones…"
"Pleasure to meet you, Ms. Jones." He did a bold move and kissed her hand causing her to blush tomato red.
LXD: Nice place to stop no. Anyway chapter 16 for you. I don't have much to say about this chapter so like always comment, rate, subscribe…
Deadpool: But I didn't get say anything
LXD: Sorry man we're about to close shop
DP: But, but my fans
LXD: Night Deadpool *switches power off to studio*
DP: *weakly in the dark* Hello…anyone…
