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Chapter 2: The assassins meet

Deadpool woke up tied to a chair in a dark room, the only light coming from the fixture above his head. "Real original narrator." Deadpool groaned.

Shut up and go with it

"What's next? Are people going to show up an interrogate me?"

I said shut up!

"Whatever. I better get some awesome moments in this rag."

Either shut it or I'm going to make you shut it!

"You're losing it you know. You are sitting here, yelling at a computer screen."

I hate you

He heard a door open and shut. "Is the torture going to begin?" Deadpool sighed. "Only if you talk, cabrone." A voice responded. A short guy walked out of the darkness. He stood as tall as the chair Deadpool was tied to.

He had spikey blue hair and beard to match. He looked like he was doing steroids since his muscles were huge. "Do you want to do this the easy way?" The midget asked. "Or the hard way?" Deadpool snickered and then busted out laughing. "This is some kind of joke right?" Deadpool laughed. "OH MY GOD! This is hysterical! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA! Shouldn't you be working at a chocolate factory somewhere?"

"I think he's serious." Sane pointed out. Deadpool stopped laughing to see Sane was right. The dwarf had a serious look on his face. "Oh, right." Deadpool replied. "Yeah, I'm not talking."

"Suit yourself."

The dwarf walked out, leaving Deadpool alone. "Where am I exactly?" He wondered out loud. "Am I in space? Or maybe K-mart…. Pretty sure I'm in space…. Or K-mart." He shuffled in the chair and yelled "Are we in space?" More lights came on to reveal him to be in a small square room. There was a door and a one-way glass window.

"I'm not f#$king stupid!" He shouted. "I know you can see me!" The door opened and a woman walked in. She was the same height as the one in Lynchwood. She had short red hair and wore clothes that looked like she was attacked by an animal. She was showing a decent amount of cleavage, which he thought was pretty good.

"This is going to be your last chance." She warned. "You can talk to me, or deal with the little guy who was really angry at you for laughing at him." Deadpool had his eyes locked on her boobs. "Maybe if you cooperate with me," She tempted. She put her hands on his shoulders and leaned closer. "You might get to see a little more."

"What do you want to know?"

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Zer0 walked from Marcus' gun shop. He was seeing if there were any good guns on sale, there weren't. He saw Axton and Krieg talking by the Black Market. "What news do you have?" Zer0 haikued. "I have become very bored/ what is there to do?" Axton answered "We caught so assassin trying to kill Krieg. Bastard never knew what he was up against."

Krieg bellowed "RED MAN IS CRAZY! HE HEARS THE VOICES!" A"?" appeared on Zer0's helmet. "Red man?" He thought. "Hears voices? Please don't be him." Zer0 responded "Where is the man now? / perhaps I can find something /let me at this guy." Axton shrugged and responded "Sure. He's at the HQ interrogation room."

Zer0 nodded and went straight for the HQ. "Please don't be him." He pleaded in his head. The interrogation room was on the second floor. Zer0 ran up to see Maya by the window with her hand over her eyes. Lilith walked out, adjusting her shirt.

"I can't believe you did that." Maya sighed. "What?" Lilith laughed. "He talked when the girls came out, so there isn't a problem." Zer0 groaned in his head "Yep. It's Wade alright." Zer0 walked past Maya and Lilith and went straight for the door. He cracked the door open, pulled the pin on his Bonus Package grenade and tossed it in.

He watched Maya and Lilith freak out as the grenade rolled in front of Wade. "What the hell?" He managed to get out before the grenade went off. Blood covered the window and the girls screamed. "What the hell Zer0!" Maya barked. "Yeah! Who knows what else he would have told us!" Lilith chimed in.

"You need to relax." Zer0 responded. "Wade is perfectly okay / he has been through worse." When Zer0 finished, a hand cleared a spot of blood and Deadpool looked in. "What the hell was that for?" He cried. "I would have kept talking if the pretty lady came back!" Maya and Lilith were speechless. Zer0 opened the door and walked in.

"Zer0!" Deadpool cheered. Zer0 pulled out his revolver and shot him in the head. The girls screamed again. They ran in to see Deadpool standing back up. "I forget." He groaned. "What was that for?"

"Remember Tactron? / You left me there for the cops / while you got away."

"Oh yeah."

Maya was the first to speak up "What the hell is going on?" Deadpool answered "Well, me and Zer0 here go way back. We used to work for Boss Lady together. Until we went our separate ways. We've had our run in's and bad moments."

Lilith questioned "But the grenade… the blood?"

"Yeah. I can't die. I regenerate as you've seen from the grenade and Zer0."

Zer0 shot him again and "LOL" popped on to his helmet. Deadpool got back up and sighed "What was that for?" Zer0 responded "That was just for fun."

"I don't think it was very funny."

Deadpool rubbed his forehead where Zer0 shot him. Maya and Lilith had shocked looks on their faces. "What brings you here Wade?" Zer0 questioned. "Who is the target you seek? / What will you be paid?"

"I've been hired to kill Krieg and for 5 mil. Plus some other stuff, but its more for me. Then there are others after I finish this one."

"Who hired you Wade?"

"Some guy from Hyperion, Blake, I think his name was."

Zer0 brought a hand to his blade. "Easy there Zer0." Deadpool urged. "I'm not here to kill you."

"True, but for how long? / I'm probably a target / Along with these two."

Deadpool had a worried look on his face. "I don't want to kill you, you're my friend. And I definitely don't want to kill pretty lady." He looked at Lilith who had an amused smile on her face. Maya suggested "Why don't we keep him downstairs. He won't be able to kill anyone if he's locked up."

"That's a great idea! Lock me up and throw away the key!"

"Good to see you haven't changed Wade."

Maya and Lilith took Deadpool downstairs and locked him in Roland's old armory. Zer0 went back to his home and crabbed a case of beer. He was passing the bounty board when he ran into Maya. "Can I ask you something?" She questioned. "Sure." He responded.

"Do you really know this freak?"

"Yes, I do know him / He has saved my ass a lot / And I've saved his more."

"And you're sure he won't cause any trouble?"

"I can't guarantee/ He is unpredictable/ I don't think he will."

"Okay. What's with the beer?"

"A drink with a friend/ Catch up on what we have missed/ Just normal friend things."

"Neither of you are exactly normal."

They both laughed at her joke. "I'll catch you later." She sighed as she went to Moxxi's. He went into the HQ and pulled up a chair to the cell. "You brought beer!" Deadpool cheered. "Yep. Catch." Zer0 responded as he tossed a beer at him.

He cracked the beer open and took a swig. "Still with the haiku s #t? Stop censoring me!" Deadpool shouted in the air. "Yeah, and you're still yelling at nothing." Zer0 chuckled.

"Only because you haven't realized what you are yet."

"Yep. You haven't changed a bit."

"Neither have you, old friend. So what have you been up to?"

They sat, talked, and drank for a while. Zer0 could definitely feel a little buzzed. "Hey," Deadpool slurred. "Hey, can I ask you somethin'?" Zer0 shrugged.

"Which a these fine ass ladies you tappin'?"

Zer0 laughed "None. I'm not like you, Wade. I don't want to sleep with every girl I meet."

"Aww, come on man! There has to be one at least."

"Nope."

"You even got your eye on one?"

Zer0 crushed his empty can and tossed it into the empty beer case. "You do." Deadpool urged.

"Shut up."

"You do! I knew it! I knew ol' Zer0 couldn't resist the ladies! Which one?"

"None."

"You can lie all you want! I can tell! Ha, hand me another beer?"

"We're out. Damn, I could use another one."

They both looked up and thought about what to do. "Let's make a beer run!" Deadpool suggested. "I don't know man." Zer0 groaned. "I'm not feeling like getting up."

"Come on man! Isn't there a bar here? We could hit it up!"

"Yeah! That's a great idea!"

Zer0 stood up and wavered a little bit. "Yer wobblin' man." Deadpool pointed out. "I know." Zer0 groaned. "I don't know if I can make it to the bar."

"I got another idea! Let me out, and we can support each other to the bar!"

"You are on fire tonight! Gimme a sec."

He stumbled over to the key pad and punched in the code. The door opened and Deadpool staggered out. "Party time!" He shouted. Zer0 joined in "Party time!"