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Chapter 3: Party Night!

And the morning after

Zer0 let Deadpool out of his cell. Deadpool stumbled out and cheered "Party time!" Zer0 laughed and cheered "Party time!" Both of them looked at each other and cheered in unison "Party time!" Zer0 laughed and proclaimed "Let's get moving."

Deadpool stopped him and asked "You wanna go out like that?" Zer0 looked at his suit and back at Deadpool. "What's wrong with this?"

"You ain't gonna get any ladies looking like that."

"Again with this shit?"

"What! You gonna let him curse but I can't? Its bulls$#t!"

Zer0 laughed at Deadpool's outburst. "Alright," He sighed. "Let's hit my place first." Deadpool cheered as he stumbled out the door. Zer0 laughed and stumbled after him.

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Maya sat outside Moxxi's smoking a cigarette. She didn't usually smoke but today was an insane day. First she went with Krieg on a mission and that made her uncomfortable since he was always staring at her. Then that psycho Deadpool shows up, hitting on her more than a baseball player does a ball. Then figures out he can't die.

Maya laughed at the thought. It was pretty funny when Zer0 shot him in the head, twice. She took a drag and thought about Zer0. He was on the same level as Captain Crazy. They worked together, hell, Zer0 knew Deadpool's real name, Wade.

"I wonder if he knows Zer0's name?" She wondered out loud. "Who knows Zer0's real name?" She heard Lilith ask. She turned to see Lilith walk out of the bar. "I didn't know you smoked." She stated.

"I usually don't, but today was pretty crazy."

"Tell me about it. Mind if I have one?"

Maya gave Lilith a smoke and lit it for her. Lilith took a drag and asked "So what do you think about our new friend?" Maya laughed "I think he's a joke."

"He is pretty nuts."

"I think he's more of a danger to himself. I still can't believe you flashed him."

"I was wondering how far I could go before he started giving me his personal information."

They both laughed at the joke. Maya sighed and asked "How much do you think Deadpool knows about Zer0?" Lilith laughed "Give me a little more time with him. I think I might be able to get something out of him." They both laughed again until music started blaring from inside the bar. They looked in to see Deadpool holding an empty bottle in the air.

"Hell yeah!" He shouted. "That's my mother f$%king jam!" Gaige ran over to him and started head banging to the beat of the dub step. Maya noticed a guy at the bar she didn't recognize. He was tall and skinny with short black hair that darkened compared to his pale skin. He had blue eyes and scars on his face.

One was a vertical scar going down his left eye and the other was a burn scar on his right cheek. Maya and Lilith ran in and confronted Deadpool. "This guy is awesome!" Gaige cheered. "Can we keep him?" Maya barked "He's an assassin! Not a pet!" Lilith asked the clearly drunken Deadpool "Who let you out of your cell?"

He basically leaned on her with his head almost resting on her boobs. "Hello again Lilith!" He slurred. "I haven't seen you in a while!"

"How much have you been drinking? You reek worse than this bar."

She took the bottle from him and looked at the label. It was vodka. "Damn," Lilith laughed. "Did you drink this by yourself?"

"Naw! That'd be ruuude. My main man herlped me!"

Maya looked at the man, who was pouring shots. "I am not a doctor!" He drunkenly shouted. "But I believe it is time for our shots!" Deadpool cheered and took half the shots while the other guy took the rest. They both cheered as they finished their drinks. "You two are hammered!" Moxxi laughed as she took the glasses.

"Who let you out!" Maya yelled at Deadpool. "Why he did." Deadpool laughed. He was pointing at the guy at the bar. "Who the hell are you?" Maya asked. "I don't think she recognizes me." The guy slurred. Deadpool leaned on him and cried "That's a heart breaker."

"I know! After all we'd been through."

"It brings a tear to my eye."

"It really does."

"Wait…. That's right voices! Don't you normally wear a helmet?"

"Oh yeah."

They stared at each other and started laughing like it was the funniest thing on the planet. "Zer0!" Maya gasped. "The one and only!" He cheered and continued laughing. "She figured you out!" Deadpool laughed. They were both laughing their asses off.

"Dear god you're drunk." She groaned. "I am not drunk madam." Deadpool replied in a fancy voice. "I. Am. Hammered." Zer0 acted like he was holding a monocle and proclaimed "Indeed." They both started cracking up. Deadpool grabbed Lilith's hand and pulled her close.

"If I wasn't drunk!" He declared. "I wouldn't be able to do this!" He dipped her down and kissed her. He spun her to her feet and cheered. "I will drink to that!" Zer0 cheered as he grabbed two beers. He cracked them open and handed one to Deadpool.

He immediately downed his beer while Zer0 raised his in the air. Maya grabbed it and stated "You've had enough." Deadpool grabbed the beer from her and downed it. "You've had enough too." Lilith laughed. "Maya, grab Zer0 and get him home. I'll get Deadpool here back to his cell." Maya sighed and ordered "Let's go Zer0."

He groaned "Fiiiine." He got out of the chair and almost immediately fell. Maya caught him and growled "Drunken moron." Lilith supported Deadpool and dragged him out the side door. "You wanna know something?" Zer0 whispered in her ear.

"What?"

"I think you're pretty."

"Yep. You ARE hammered."

She dragged him to his home. He lived next door to the same building where Daisy shot herself. She was lucky to find the door unlocked. It was a two story building, but Maya wasn't going to drag Zer0's drunk ass up stairs. She was going to drop him on the couch when he stumbled over to it himself.

"Thanks for the help home Maya." He slurred. He fell onto the couch with a thud. "I haven't had that much fun in a long time." He laughed. "I think you had too much fun." She laughed. This was a completely new side of Zer0.

Normally he was quiet, reserved and tactful. Now she was looking at a boisterous, drunk Zer0 who could barely walk. She laughed at the sight of him. "Can you come here for a second?" Zer0 asked as he stood up. She walked over to him and he wrapped her in a hug.

"What are you doing?" Maya questioned. He let her go and kissed her. Maya took a step back and slapped him. "My bad." Zer0 laughed as he rubbed his cheek. "Yeah." She growled. "Your bad."

She stormed out and lit another cigarette. "What the hell was that?" She grumbled as she headed home. "That drunken idiot is lucky all I did was slap him." She lived next door to the HQ and finished her cigarette. "Probably just the booze's work there." She sighed. "He would probably never go for me when he's sober." She sighed and went to bed.

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Lilith dragged Deadpool back to the HQ. "Tonight was legend…" He started. He stood up straight and finished "Wait for it…dary!" He started laughing hysterically at his own joke. "You are wasted." Lilith laughed.

She almost got him back to the cell when he whined "I don't wanna go back in there!"

"Well where do you want to go?"

He wrapped her in a hug and whispered "How about your place?" She pushed him off and laughed "Easy there Big Boy. You were lucky to get the kiss, but that's all you're getting from me tonight." She turned and was about to walk upstairs when he wrapped her in another hug. "Don't be like that." He whispered in her ear. She was about to protest until he started kissing her neck.

"Oh what the hell." She sighed. She spun around and kissed him. He picked her up and carried her upstairs.

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Zer0 woke up the next morning with a splitting headache. "What happened last night?" He groaned as he rubbed his temples. He sat up and smelled himself. "I smell like a bar." He groaned. He went upstairs and splashed water in his face.

"I can't believe I went out like this." He sighed. "I wonder how many people saw me." There was a knocking at his door. "They probably already saw me." He grumbled as answered the door. Maya shouted as soon as he opened the door "Good morning Zer0!" He grabbed his ears and whined "Was that really necessary?"

"Probably not, but it was funny."

"I'm glad you're having fun. What do you need?"

"Lilith called a meeting today."

"Fine, just give me a minute."

He walked upstairs and changed into his armor. He kept his helmet off to spare his headache and booze breath. He walked downstairs to find Maya waiting on him. "Do you know what happened to me last night?" He asked. Maya explained "From what I experienced, you let Deadpool out of his cage and hit up Moxxi's. Both of you got completely hammered and I had to drag you back here."

"Anything else happen?"

"Well, you said you thought I was pretty and then you kissed me."

Zer0 felt his face turn red. "Sorry about that." He apologized. She walked up to him and kissed him. "Don't be." She whispered as she walked away. He basically ran after her and put his arm around her.

They walked up to the second floor and found everyone waiting in them. Deadpool pulled out a megaphone and bellowed "How's the hangover!" Zer0 dropped his helmet and covered his ears. Zer0 stormed over to Deadpool and drove his sword through his forehead. Everyone freaked out when Zer0 pulled his sword out and Deadpool dropped.

"How's your headache?" Zer0 growled. Deadpool got back up and laughed. Everyone was still in shock except for Maya and Lilith. "He can't die." Lilith pointed out. "Anyway, I've gathered you all here for a very important message." Axton asked "And it is?"

"Hyperion has set contracts against us, but we are going to get them first."