Heyo! Sorry it took so long to get this new chapter up, been a little busy. And I know all of you are dying to see this.

Chapter 9: Hunting Nakyama

Deadpool sat on the landing inside the lodge and watched everyone mill about. Axton and Hammerlock were looking over a map trying to figure out where on Aegres Nakyama could be. Maya and Gaige sat in the chairs and talked. Zer0 and Domino had walked out a few minutes ago. Krieg sat in the corner and looked like he was having an internal argument.

"Everyone looks so busy." Crazy pointed out. "That's because we're on the job." Sane commented. "We should be helping somehow." Deadpool grumbled. He jumped down and went to the radio to see if there was any chatter. He spun the dial until he heard some strange chatter.

It sounded like some kind of weird chanting and he only caught one clear word, "Hyperion". Deadpool shouted "Hey guys! Come listen to this!" Hammerlock and Axton ran over and started trying to pinpoint its location. "Got it!" Axton proclaimed. "That looks like it's coming from Scallya's Grove." Hammerlock pointed out.

"To Scallya's Grove ho!" Deadpool cheered, causing everyone to bust out laughing. "I honestly believe you are mocking me." Hammerlock grumbled.

"That would be horribly ungentlemanly of me to mock one of your stature."

"Why do I feel you are still mocking me?"

"Because I am… okay I'll stop."

Hammerlock had a frown on his face as Deadpool walked out. He found Zer0 and Domino sitting on the edge of the platform hand in hand. "Let's go love birds." Deadpool mocked. Domino shot him a dirty look and he was sure Zer0 just had a smirk on his face, but since Zer0 was wearing his helmet he couldn't tell. Deadpool travelled the path to the Catch-a-ride and found it wasn't operational just like the other one.

"Allow me to fix the Catch-a-ride so you may spawn yourselves a dingy." Hammerlock proclaimed. "He he he." Crazy chuckled. "He said dingy." Sane agreed "It is a pretty funny word." Deadpool giggled "He he he he. Dingy." Hammerlock laughed with him "Yes. It is a funny word." Both of them laughed for a minute and sighed.

Hammerlock continued to work on the Catch-a-ride when there was a loud whirring noise. "Prepares yourselves!" Hammerlock announced. "I fear things are about to get hairy!" As soon as he finished his statement, two large fan boats rounded the corner and started shooting at them. Deadpool rolled to the side as one of the projectiles landed where he was and erupted in a splash of acid. Deadpool drew his Dual Pythons, but the fan boats drove out of range.

He was about to lower his weapons when a group of savages dropped down from the ledge and charged them. He unleashed a wave of bullets that struck the savages, but they seemed to have no effect. The bullets seemed to just bounce off the savage's shields. The savages created a wall of shields and moved as a group. "Dear god we're fighting Spartans." Sane commented.

"The Spartans fell." Crazy laughed. "Then we must be the Persians." Deadpool pointed out as he sheathed his guns and drew his swords. He charged the shield wall and jump kicked the shield wall. He broke through and started slashing at the savages. The wall broke and the others began shooting at the savages.

Deadpool cut and slashed at the savages. "This is for not bowing to the god Xerxes!" Deadpool shouted as he stabbed a savage that had an SMG. He swung and was about to slash one in half, but the savage blocked his swing. Deadpool reassessed the savage to find out it was a badass savage. Deadpool jumped back and charged again.

This savage was more combat effective and blocked Deadpool's blow with its shield. The badass swung his blade and struck Deadpool in the side and sent him flying. Deadpool landed on his feet but fell to one knee. He looked at his wound to see his entire left side had been sliced open. He looked up to see the badass charging him and Deadpool forced himself up to defend himself.

The badass was almost on top of him, when it was shot several times from the side and Zer0 kicked it in the head. Zer0 clashed blades with the badass while Domino put a few rounds into the badass' back. The badass dropped to its knees, where Zer0 proceeded to decapitate it. "Thanks for the save there." Deadpool groaned as he gripped his side.

"Not a problem." Zer0 beamed as he help Deadpool up. "I've finished repairing the Catch-a-ride!" Hammerlock announced. "Good show!" Deadpool mocked. "Jolly good show!" Hammerlock shot Deadpool a dirty look and proclaimed "Of with you all to Scallya's Grove." Deadpool spawned a fan boat and hopped into the driver's seat, calling "All aboard!"

Maya jumped into the gunner seat while Zer0 and Domino clung to the sides. Axton spawned his own boat and Gaige, Salvador and Krieg jumped on. Deadpool followed the map and drove to the small cave beneath the area where they originally travelled. Deadpool jumped out of the boat and stood in front of the cave entrance. He felt a cold wind utter from the cave.

"I've got a bad feeling about this." Sane exclaimed. "Yeah. That place looks scary." Crazy agreed. "We're going in." Deadpool muttered as he moved into the cave. It was a small path that led to another clear part of the grotto. "Which way should we go?" Deadpool questioned.

"This way." Maya exclaimed as she moved towards a ridge. Deadpool followed her with the rest of the group behind him and they made their way to Scallya's Grove. Hammerlock popped onto the ECHO and exclaimed "I just remembered something. There is an unusual specimen in the grove. You should go kill it." Deadpool looked to the group and asked "Who wants to go hunting and who wants to investigate the strange chatter?" Axton, Salvador, Krieg, and Gaige decided to hunt what Hammerlock was talking about while everyone else went to investigate the chatter.

Deadpool moved onto the dock and admired the massive civilization that resided in the grove. "Amazing." Deadpool gasped. Domino pushed him and exclaimed "Quit gawking and get moving." Deadpool went up the stairs and ran into a group of savage hunters. "Here we go again." Sane proclaimed as Deadpool pulled out his Dual Pythons.

He started shooting the hunters, but they were quick and jumped out of the way. "Sit still you little bastards!" Deadpool shouted as the hunters continually dodged the shots. One hunter tripped and Deadpool lit the bastard up. "Got you mother fucker!" Deadpool cheered. The remaining three all raised their spears and were prepared to throw them.

Suddenly one of them was picked into phase lock while the other two were pulled closer. A wave of bullets slaughtered the hunters and Deadpool looked back to see his companions. "Is us saving you going to become a regular thing?" Zer0 mocked. Deadpool waved him off and continued moving through the structure. He made it to a path with huts lining it and a mess of savage gun man walked out.

All of them saw Deadpool and raised their SMGs at him. The group jumped behind cover, protecting themselves against the wave of bullets. Deadpool pulled out his pistols and started laying rounds into the gun man. "Where do all of these guys come from?" Domino barked. "It is easier if you don't think about it." Zer0 answered as he used his Jakobs sniper rifle and sniped the gun man.

Several of the gun man went down when four badass savages ran out of the huts and charged them. Deadpool drew his swords and charged the badasses. He kicked one in the shield and dropped him onto his back. "I'll show you a badass!" Deadpool barked as he drove both his swords into the badass' face. He looked up to see Zer0 showing off his skill as a swordsman and slice another badass in half.

Maya had a third phase locked and lit him on fire. Domino jumped around the last one and lit the badass' back up with her pistols. "Nice work babe." Zer0 complimented as he sheathed his sword. "Thank you dear." Domino replied as she wrapped her arms around his waist. Zer0 looked to see Maya's reaction when the two kissed; she was looking away.

"Can someone say jealous?" Crazy chuckled. Deadpool ignored Crazy and exclaimed "Let's get a move on! We haven't got all day!" Deadpool took the lead and ran along the path until they reached an elevator. "I do say," Hammerlock announced over the ECHO, "what in the devil's name do you think they could be worshipping up there? Some kind of Hyperion murder bot?" Deadpool made a mocking face and followed along with what Hammerlock was saying.

"Just prepare for the worst." Hammerlock warned. The elevator reached the top and the group moved into the clearing where a small shack stood and a group of savages bowed down to it. Deadpool watched as a horrifyingly familiar bot rolled out of the shack. "Hello traveler!" Claptrap proclaimed. "Bloody hell." The group seemed to groan together.

Sorry if this chapter seems short, Big Game Hunt was a really short DLC and I need to separate it a bit. Anyway, review it or PM me what you think. Thoughts or suggestions are welcome.

-Chief