Sorry for not updating this for so long. I got too excited for Ghosts of Pandora and Zer0's D3m0n. I'm still going to give this story some love and keep it going.

Chapter 10: Adorton Station

Deadpool groaned as he walked up to Claptrap. He pulled out the shotgun Salvador gave him, the Conference Call Deadpool thought it was, and practically shoved it into Claptrap's face. "I am NOT going to listen to your annoying ass voice!" Deadpool growled. "Yeah!" Crazy shouted. "There are enough annoying voices already." Sane grumbled.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"It means you're annoying."

Deadpool shook his head to quiet the voices and returned to Claptrap. He suddenly felt two people grab his arms and started pulling him back. "Just let me shoot him!" Deadpool cried. "Just once! It's all I need!" Zer0 stood in front of him and argued "We need him! You can't just shoot him!"

"What exactly do we need him for?"

"We… um… that's a good point. Why do we need Claptrap?"

Maya argued "He might know about Nakyama." Deadpool pleaded "And when we get everything from him, THEN I can shoot him?"

"We'll see."

Deadpool sighed in acceptance and asked "What the hell are you doing here you annoying piece of wiring?" Claptrap was cowering in the little shack of his and emerged slowly. "I stowed away on Nakyama's ship after you killed that jerk wad Jack." He proclaimed. One of the savages worshiping Claptrap barked "What you say?!" Domino urged "Shut up Claptrap!"

"What? I'm just saying that if you could measure a person in douchilocities, Handsome Jack would be off the scale!"

The savage barked "He say bad things! Get him!" Deadpool pointed his shot gun at one of the savages and pulled the trigger. He watched the rounds hit the savage, then shoot from side to side. "That is awesome!" Crazy cheered. "Indeed." Sane agreed. "Some of the weapons on this planet are pretty cool."

Deadpool continuously pulled the trigger until the clip was empty. "Nice work minion!" Claptrap cheered. "I am NOT your minion!" Deadpool barked. Claptrap flinched back as Deadpool urged forward. "Yeah, YOU HEAR THAT YOU STUPID JACK LOVERS!" Claptrap shouted.

"Blasphemer's screamy screams are over there!" A savage shouted. They started to emerge from the huts and buildings around Claptrap. Deadpool pulled out his swords and charged. He sliced the first savage warrior that swung at him. Deadpool used the warrior's shield as a platform and jumped into the middle of the savage horde.

He spun around and sliced three savage's heads off. He plunged his blade into a hunter's chest before a badass struck him and threw him aside. Deadpool caught himself and prepared for the badass savage to charge him. The badass was about to run forward when a blade shot out of his chest. The badass fell forward to reveal Zer0.

Deadpool couldn't see Zer0's face, but he knew there was a smug look in his face. "Better wipe that smug ass look off your face before I cut it off." Deadpool chuckled. "I'd love to see you try." Zer0 proclaimed. "We have other things to worry about right now!" Sane barked as another badass emerged from a hut. Deadpool charged forward and clashed blades with the badass.

The savage bellowed something in a strange language, but Deadpool just laughed "That was probably the worst shit talk I've ever heard." Crazy laughed "It sounded like gibberish!" Sane groaned "That's because we don't speak his language."

"I hope he speaks shot gun!"

Deadpool whipped out his Conference Call and put a few rounds into the badass. Deadpool looked around to see Domino and Maya fighting side by side. Domino was railing savages in the heads with her pistols while Maya was shooting them with her fire SMG. A large group of savages surrounded them, but were making no headway towards them. Soon, every savage that as in the village was filled with lead, sliced in half, or torched.

"Nice work everyone." Deadpool complimented as he sheathed his swords. Zer0 went over to Domino, who proceeded to wrap her arms around his waist. Deadpool saw Maya walk away uncomfortably and he thought "This is starting to get painful." Crazy suggested "We should set her up with Wolverine!"

"I'm not setting Maya up with short stack."

Sane muttered "It's the thought that counts." Deadpool moved to the cowering robot and growled "Start talking you worthless little shit." Claptrap stammered "H-h-h-he has a lab. Adorton Station. He's working on genetically engineered Jack clones."

"Are you sure?"

"Positive!"

Deadpool stood up and looked to the others. "Ready to go shut this freak down?" Deadpool bellowed. Everyone smiled and replied "Hell yeah!" The group jumped down and landed at the Catch-a-boat station. They walked around the village and started down the path towards the station.

They ran into a few scorpion looking creatures (Deadpool assumed these were scallions) but they were easy to kill. They moved towards the station and Deadpool got a chill down his spine. "This place gives me the creeps." Deadpool murmured. "I don't like this place either." Maya added. "Let's get moving." The group moved towards the station.

Once they reached the gates a group of savages with a witch doctor attacked them. Deadpool pulled out his Dual Pythons and was about to turn them into hamburger when each of them were shot in the head. He turned to see Domino with her pistols still smoking. "Can't let you have all the fun." She chuckled as she holstered her guns. Deadpool shrugged and they continued moving deeper into station.

"Domino and Zer0 are really cute together!" Crazy exclaimed. "They do seem right for one another." Sane admitted. Deadpool looked over his shoulder and saw the two of them walking hand in hand. Deadpool had to admit that the two seemed happy together, but he thought it was sad that Maya, who loved Zer0, had to see them every day. Deadpool sighed and thought "I wonder how Lilith is doing?"

"I'm sure she's fine, right now we have to worry about Nakyama."

Deadpool walked through a doorway that lead the group to an open area. "The tool has three stashes of Jack DNA hidden around the compound." Claptrap announced. "I'll mark them on your ECHOs." Deadpool looked at the ECHO device that Lilith gave him and he turned right. "I'll go for this one with Maya." Deadpool exclaimed. "Zer0 and Domino will go for the other one. Meet at the stairs and we'll get the third together." Everyone nodded and went for the DNA stashes.

Deadpool walked with Maya until they were attacked by scallions. Maya phase locked a big one while Deadpool shot it down. "How are you holding up?" Deadpool questioned while he sliced a scallion that jumped at him. "I'm doing fine." Maya replied as she shot an armored scallion with her caustic pistol. "These things aren't that tough."

"That's not what I mean."

The fighting stopped for a moment and Maya hung her head down. "I just wish I could stop." She sighed. "But I still love him. It makes me happy to see him happy, but I…"

"You want to be with him, making him happy."

"Yeah, but that isn't going to happen."

Deadpool put a hand on her shoulder to comfort her. She shook her head and declared "Let's break this DNA and get out of here. I really don't like this place." She moved ahead with Deadpool chasing after her. They found a cage with a safe inside of it and a small Jack statue on the top of the safe. Deadpool opened the safe to find a container with a small picture of Jack.

The container exploded in a splash of acid. Deadpool saw Maya holster her pistol and proclaim "Had to deal with Jack once. I'm NOT doing it again." Deadpool shrugged as Nakyama proclaimed over the ECHO "Did someone just open one of my DNA safes? Hello? Anybody." Deadpool chuckled "Not much of a villain. Archlight and Vertigo are worse villains." Maya laughed "I don't know either of them, but they don't seem like much of a threat."

"They aren't. Only reason they were villains was because I blew the budget for my game."

"I have no clue what you're talking about."

"It's not important. I'm guessing you don't have Xbox or Playstation here do you?"

"Do we have what?"

"Again. Not important. Let's keep moving."

Him and Maya went to the stairs and sat, waiting for Domino and Zer0. They heard Nakyama shout "Wait! Wait! Wait! Have you thought about NOT foiling my plans to clone Handsome Jack? Just think of all the upsides! There's…um…yep… I got nothing." Deadpool couldn't help but bust out laughing "This guy is a HORRIBLE villain! He's more of a fanboy!" Maya couldn't help herself but start laughing as Domino and Zer0 walked over to them. "What's got you two laughing so hard?" Domino questioned.

"It's nothing. Let's go kill Jack's number one fan."

The group started moving into the large warehouse that held a large number of savages. Deadpool drew his swords and proclaimed "This is going to get messy." Crazy cheered "I LIKE messy! Let's go!" Deadpool followed his instincts and charged an unsuspecting savage warrior. He sliced the warrior in half and moved to the next one.

This one caught on and clashed blades with him. He slid his blades off and kicked the warrior in the shield. The savage stumbled back and a round hit him in the head. Deadpool just assumed that it was one of his friends and he continued cutting the savages apart. The savages started running back in terror as Deadpool roared "I WILL SWALLOW YOUR SOULS!"

He understood what one savage hunter shouted: Red Devil. "Seems fitting." Sane exclaimed. "We have been destroying their entire way of life." Deadpool saw Zer0 open the last safe and fire a revolver into it. "Now let's shut this place down for good." Domino cheered. The group moved outside to see the remaining savages at war with a large group of scallions.

Deadpool decided that the scallions would take care of the savages and moved towards the power core. They made it there with ease and Zer0 grabbed the lever. "Pull the lever Kronk!" Deadpool shouted. Deadpool looked at him with a blank helmet and pulled the level. The power whirred down and Deadpool shouted "WRONG LEVER!"

"Did you just shut down power to my lad?" Nakyama questioned. "No matter! I… uh, I already created my first Jack clone!" Deadpool felt the ground shake as he turned to the cage behind them. A very large borak with a Jack mask and a turret on his back broke free from the cage. "Well shit." Deadpool groaned as he pulled out his Dual Pythons. He started shooting the beast as it charged forward.

The bullets just seemed to bounce off of the beast's armored skin. Deadpool jumped forward and grabbed onto the turret. He spun it around and started yanking on it. "This thing has to break!" Deadpool grunted as he pulled on the turret. A round hit him in the shoulder and he barked "Watch where you're shooting! Are you trying to kill me? Cause that ain't going to happen!"

He finally turned the turret an odd direction and it broke off of the borak's back. "Stop doing that!" Nakyama cried. "I worked REALLY hard on this! Don't just ruin it!" Deadpool ignored him and started shooting the beast in the top of the head. The borak bucked back and threw Deadpool off. Deadpool landed and ran over to Zer0.

"Wanna go for blade storm?" Deadpool questioned. A ": )" popped onto Zer0's helmet as he proclaimed "Let's do it." The two of them charged forward with blades drawn. Zer0 struck first and sliced at the borak's mask. Deadpool struck twice on the beast's side as Zer0 ran along its back, slicing the beast apart. Deadpool dragged his blades along the beast's side as Zer0 jumped off the beast's back.

The beast bellowed in pain as Zer0 and Deadpool did a massive dash and sliced the beast in two at the center. The beast collapsed as Zer0 and Deadpool high fived each other. "Oh my god." Nakyama groaned. "You killed my project so easily." Hammerlock jumped on the ECHO and declared "Good work everyone! Now to deal with Nakyama himself!"

"Okay. I'm really scared right now. I still have my emergency stash of Handsome Jack's DNA on my ship. The only way you can stop me now, is to come and kill me… WAIT! WHY DID I JUST TELL YOU THAT!?"

"Come on man! Have some back bone for the Angel's sake. Throw some devious taunts at us or something!"

"What? No! They just killed some of my best guys! I'm scared out of my mind right now!"

Deadpool shook his head and thought "And I thought I had bad villains. This guy is the worst." Domino proclaimed "Let's get back to the lodge and finish this annoying guy off." Deadpool cheered "Let's go kick some ass!" The group moved on towards the exit, and towards finishing off Nakyama.

Again, sorry for taking so long for an update. Life has been getting very busy. I'll still try and update as much as possible.

-Chief