Hey guys, FlareDragon here with the THIRD CHAPTER for this story. I never thought of doing another chapter for this supposed one-shot but I loved the reviews and attention it received so here's another one for you guys!
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Baby Mamas Pt. 3
It has been about a week since Fairy Tail found out about Natsu and his girlfriends along with the news of two of them, Lisanna and Levy, being pregnant. Over that week, the pregnant girlfriends left their man to his new girlfriend, Juvia, to a romantic getaway for a few days since they promised to let them have a chance to know each other better, and no doubt going at it like rabbits, or in Lisanna's kinky nights, like rabbits and kitties, if you know what I mean.
Anyway, over that week, Lisanna and Levy have been chatting with the other girls of Fairy Tail and talking about babies.
"Have you thought of any names for the babies yet?" Lucy asked.
Lisanna giggled, "Of course we have, though it's kind of tough to stick with one when we don't even know the genders of the babies."
Right then Levy pulled out a stack of paper from Kami-knows-where and said, "Let's see…we were thinking about my name or Lisanna's, then Igneel, Nashi, Natasha, Lily, Kayla, Allison, Mavis, Natsu Jr., Amara, Alessia, Clea, Eileen, Moka, Killua, Suu, Miia, Dante, Gou, Rin, Emma, Rose, Lila-"
"Okay, I see you thought about the names for quite a bit of time," Erza interrupted when she realized that Levy wasn't going to stop until she read all the names, and she swore there was about fifty pages in the stack…
"Anyway, I wonder when Natsu will come back with Juvia from their little getaway." Kinana thought aloud. Right then everyone heard a loud CRACK! And saw Lisanna breaking the table from her killer grip.
"That water hussy and my man together…" Lisanna growled as her eyes shined red. All the girls flinched from the killing aura and wondered what happened to the sweet and kind Lisanna that they all knew.
"L-Lisanna…" Levy stuttered, "Remembered that we all agreed to share him." She tried to reason with the pregnant woman.
"What's wrong with her?" Evergreen asked.
Levy sighed, "It's most likely her magic. Most animals are either protective of their mates or possessive about them it could be the same with Lisanna and since her magic include taking over animal souls, it can most likely affect her in a psychological way if she doesn't control them well."
Most of the girls nodded from the bluenette's theory, but that didn't make it any less scary.
Cana took a sip from her drink and said, "I wouldn't worry about it too much since your boyfriend just came back."
Both of the pregnant women's ears perked up, "REALLY?! WHERE?!"
"Being dragged by a happy Juvia."
It was right then that everyone in the guild hall see Juvia, who seemed to be glowing and smiling like there was no tomorrow, dragging a limp Natsu behind her with rope tied around his legs and body.
"Natsu!" Levy wailed as she ran towards the duo and snatched her boyfriend away from the water mage,
"What did you do to our boyfriend?!" Levy shrieked when she noticed that Natsu's eyes were completely white and he wasn't making any noises or responding. In fact, he looked like he's seconds away from meeting his maker!
"Juvia didn't do anything to him, we were just making tender love." Juvia said dreamily with a blush as she recalled all the time he and she went at it.
"Then why is my Natsu-san like this?!" Lisanna demanded as her hand turned into tiger claws and had fire in her azure eyes.
Juvia looked confused, "I don't know. All we did was make love all week; hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours and hours of loving making!" Juvia declared without shame as the girls were blushing beet red while the guys, who were eavesdropping, were growing pale when they realized that Juvia pushed the poor man beyond his limits.
'Damn…' The men thought, 'They pulled a snu-snu…'
"We need to bring him to Porlyusica!" Lisanna yelled and Levy agreed as they grabbed their man and ran away from Juvia, who began chasing the trio.
"WAIT FOR JUVIA MY LOVE!"
There was silence in the guild, the spectators were still processing of what Juvia said and wondered if Natsu's 'little solder' have survived…
~Two Hours Later at Porlyusica's House~
"What on Earthland have you three done to this poor boy?!" Porylusica, Fairy Tail's best healer and eldest doctor, couldn't help but imagine at what the boy went through to be in his current condition.
"W-what do you men exactly?" Levy asked with worry.
The old healer looked appalled, "The boy's dick is bruised purple, his hip is dislocated, no reaction from any contact whatsoever, more bruises around the groin, scratches and bleeding marks all over his back and shoulders, more bruises all over his neck and shoulders, bite marks everywhere, bruises and cuts from what seemed like from rope or handcuffs are around his wrists and ankles and so many other things that I can't possibly say!"
Lisanna and Levy were shocked and scared at what they heard and looked at Juvia with disbelief.
"Actually," Juvia said with a blush, "Those aren't bruises, all of those are hickies…well except the ones around his wrists and ankles."
Wow, how kinky…
Porlyusica's eyebrow twitched and growled, "Get out! All of you get out!" She grabbed her broom and started swinging it around like the crazy old lady that she is.
"What about Natsu?!" Levy asked as she dodged one the old lady's swings.
"I'll heal him but I want you three out of here! NOW!"
By then, the three girlfriends were kicked out and the old doctor slammed the door shut. She looked at the poor dragon slayer on his bed and sighed,
"She really pulled a snu-snu on you didn't she?" She thought aloud before hearing the door from the back opening up. She looked and saw Wendy bringing out some small boxes from the back closet, most likely supplies.
"Ah Wendy, I'm glad you're here. I need your help with this one."
The young dragon slayer nodded, "Who is it this time- what happen to Natsu-nii?!"
"It's a long story, but right now I need you to grab me some cotton swabs, a scalpel, some disinfectant cream, my stitching kit, my healing vial from the rack behind you, some opium and marijuana and two bottles of aphrodisiac."
Wendy nodded and went to get all the stuff, but not before looking at her confusedly, "Why do you need opium and marijuana for?"
"Just go get them!"
"And why the aphrodisiac?!"
"JUST GO!"
~Two Days Later~
Erza was enjoying her morning and was just about to finish her strawberry cheesecake. Everything was going all good and relaxing. There were no fights and there wasn't anything wrong, all but three worried girls who were pacing near the front door of the guild and were mumbling something about 'too harsh' and 'snu-snu' or something.
"What's taking them so long?" Lisanna said while chewing her thumbnail in worry.
Levy looked at Juvia, "What happened Juvia? I'd expect you to be more gentle, not some monster in the sack; I'd expect it from Erza or Kagura but not you."
Erza's spoon snapped in two when she heard this and had the sudden temptation of snapping the skinny bitch in two, but held in her temper when Mira handed her another strawberry cheesecake. Mira knew her kryptonite so well…
While this was happening, in another guild Mermaid Heel, Kagura suddenly felt the urge to kill the person that just insulted her. May Kami help anyone that got in her path of sudden rage.
Anyway, back to Levy's statement, Juvia looked embarrassed and began explaining, "Well…Juvia was worried that she couldn't be able to satisfy Natsu-sama in bed last week so Juvia tried some advanced herbs to increase her sexual stamina."
Lisanna and Levy looked at Juvia with wide eyes before their gazes softened, "Juvia, were you really worried about not being able to satisfy Natsu?"
Juvia even more embarrassed but nodded nonetheless. Levy gave a small smile to the water mage and placed a gentle hand on her shoulder,
"Juvia, you know Natsu. When it comes to him, he accepts his nakama, and especially his lovers, as they are. I can understand the feeling of being self-conscious," Levy looked at her barely B-Cup chest before looking at Juvia's E-Cups, "but remember that Natsu wanted us as we are; without any drugs or herbs to affect us."
Juvia smiled at her fellow bluenette and had the sudden urge to cry into her friend's flat chest if it wasn't for the shouting of their certain love,
"I'm back and still alive!"
Everyone turned to greet the dragon slayer a good old fashion 'Welcome back!', but flinched when they saw him in a wheelchair and saw him covered in bandages everywhere.
Before anyone could ask anything, Juvia ran towards the injured pinkette and tackled the poor man into the ground, crying into his bandaged covered chest, "WAAAAHHHHHH! Juvia is so sorry Natsu-sama! She didn't mean for all this to happen! WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Despite the heavy pain he was in, he softly patted her back, "Come on Juves, you didn't do anything wrong."
Juvia looked at her lover's forgiving eyes and her tears fell down harder into waterfall tears, "But look at all of Natsu-sama's injuries! Juvia is a bad love makeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!" She wailed.
Natsu sighed, "This," He gestured at all of his bandages, "wasn't from you Juves."
This confused not only Juvia, but everyone else that heard this,
"HUHHHHHH?!"
Natsu nodded, despite the pain from his neck, "There was a big fight between Wendy and that old bat of a healer and caused a shelf of chemicals and other colorful stuff to land on top of me and then the next thing I knew, BOOM!" He finished with his hands out, showing how big the explosion was.
After a few minutes of Juvia crying and wailing she finally calmed down and help her beloved towards the tables where his other girlfriends were waiting and saw Erza with his favorite drink.
"Here you go Natsu, you probably need this after everything that's happened." Erza said as she handed him his drink.
Natsu smiled and removed the bandages from the area of his mouth to drink his fire whisky, "Thank Erza, and now that this is all hopefully over, now I have to find my missing clothes. I don't know why but half of my wardrobe is missing, and so is some of my personal treasures and even my documents!"
The girls were shocked at the news, but Erza coughed into her hand and patted his injured shoulders, "I-I wouldn't about it right now Natsu, you just need to rest for today."
Natsu frowned but nodded nonetheless, making the thief besides him release a breath of relief. It was by that time the doors to the guild were sliced open to little tiny pieces by a very, very…
…VERY angry Kagura Mikazuchi. Erza's adopted little sister who was wielding her sheathed blade.
"WHO INSULTED ME?!"
~Back at Porlyusica's House, Which is Now Destroyed~
"I have a strange feeling that we are going to see Natsu-nii again soon." Wendy said as she was helping her mentor with cleaning the remains of her home, which was nothing more than the floor and the bed that strangely survived.
"I certainly hope not!" The old healer before pulling out some strange looking herbs from her pocket and wrapping it with some paper.
"I thought you quit Grandine!"
"I need it to calm myself down from all this crap happening today and quit calling that already!"
Wendy pouted before feeling stiff and rigid, "…"
"…Wendy?"
The next thing Porlyusica felt was the strongest wind and the retreating form of Wendy in the sky, no doubt her flying, shouting out,
"I'M COMING NATSU-NNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!"
A/N: And that's the third part! That was fun to write! Well I have to admit, this was a bit rushed and done within a day, so I truly hope that it's good. Anyway,
Please leave a review and if you have any ideas you want to share, please share them with me.
Now about the other stories:
Double Dragneel- I'm working on the plot line for the future chapters to get a clear idea of what to write.
Finding Her Dragon- I decided to do a second chapter because I got hit with the urge to do it.
The Flame and Sky Dragons- I'm currently in the middle of the next chapter and just need some more time to get into it to continue for this story.
I'm Back- I need to do some brainstorming to continue the plot line for this one since it just basically hit a brick wall, but I truly do want to continue this story with everything I got.
The Crimson Dragon- This one was poorly planned, period. I believe I need to redo it if I continue it; also to think of a clear plot line with good materials, but that doesn't mean that I will delete it. I will never, ever, EVER delete any of my stories, ever.
Thawing out a Frozen Heart- I've decided to finally continue this story and most likely finish it up in two or three chapters, with the possibility of a lemon.
Now I believe that's all I need to say for now. Expect the update for Finding Her Dragon soon and as for my other stories…I have to re-read them to feel motivated again. I only have so much extra time for writing in the day and night.
September 15, 2017
FlareDragon out
