Case File: Diary of Ernest Nightray

Day 8

Ah. Not one, but six lovely ladies of various highborn families came to visit me today, and to express their dearest regrets that I was injured. One saucy fox even dared to say that the Mad Hatter was the greatest cad Pandora has in its employ!

Their beautiful, bouncing bosoms makes all of my deep pain seem far easier to take.

Yours truly,

Ernest Nightray