POOH GETS SHOT BY AN ARROW

One day... Pooh was walking to his house. He met a weird Chinese dude. The Chinese dude smiled and took off his pants and underwear turning around. He bent over.

"See zee moon!" he yelled and pulled up his pants again running away. Pooh gasped. The Chinese dudes but was all wrinkly, and the Chinese dude was only 20.

"Good beavers." Pooh said. All the sudden... Poof! A a Chinese sidekick named Poof appeared. Pooh froze when he saw a rusty knife.

"Imma kill you mutha-!" Poof was interrupted by the other Chinese dude.

"Your knife is rusty idiot!" the Chinese dude yelled. Poof growled at the Chinese dude and threw the knife at him.

"Whoa." Pooh watched the knife. It stabbed the Chinese dude. The Chinese dude jumped on Poof and they got into a cat fight. Pooh couldn't help but cheer on Poof.

Poof stole the Chinese dudes bow and arrow. He pointed it at Pooh and shot him. Pooh fell, his fluff falling out of his mouth.

"My honey!" Pooh screamed. Poof stole Pooh's honey while the Chinese dude ate Pooh.

THE END... Of that adventure anyways