Good Evening, people lucky enough to have a special somepony
Duper Ink's story in this actually happened to me.
Soon, the morning sun shined onto the princess of hope's face. Due to being Celestia's child and Earth's human realm school hours, she was used to waking up at 5 am. She was dreaming too well, her body allowed her to sleep in a little longer. She softly yawned and opened her eyes. She whimpered a little to herself.
"It was only a dream," she sighed.
She quickly took notice that she was in her coltfriend's bed from their date yesterday. She then turned around and noticed that Duper Ink wasn't on the bed anymore. Pure Hope got worried as she flew off the bed. The Alicorn softly flew out of the bedroom.
"Hello," Pure Hope called out.
She flew down the hallway. She took notice that the bathroom light was off and it's door was open, so Duper Ink wasn't in there. She flew into the living room and saw the green unicorn moping on the black couch. She landed on the floor and walked over to him.
"What's wrong," she asked.
Duper Ink finally noticed the princess. His ears perked up as he softly looked at Pure Hope. He gave her a weak smile.
"Nightmares, as usual," Duper Ink slowly said.
"Why doesn't Luna help you," Pure Hope said.
"I think she only helps ponies that want help with their nightmares," Duper Ink stated.
Pure Hope crawled up and sat next to him. She was surprised to see him scoot down away from her. She sighed as she stared at him.
"What happens in them," the princess asked.
"Me going out and killing more ponies. Call it like a Tantubus effect."
"But you haven't even killed one."
"A few years ago today, I killed somepony," Duper Ink said.
Duper Ink then began to explain how he once killed somepony. Pure Hope did her best to understand and visualize the story.
Two years ago, Duper Ink was in his old house back in PonyVille. He just ate dinner before sitting down in his room. He pulled up his notebook pages of Sesame Street fanfiction onto his brown desk and got to work. It was an action adventure with Mr. Noodle turning evil. A few hours later, he got to the next page turning chapter.
"And then Mr. Noodle resurrects Mr. Hooper," Duper Ink said with a big grin.
He lit up his horn with yellow aura before zapping the 2 notebook pages that were opened. He mastered a unique way to turn his magic into Ink, which is where he got part of his name from. The notebook pages were now filled with words that seemed to be written in pen.
The green unicorn rubbed his front hooves together. He snickered evilly at his work. Suddenly, he heard a gunshot come from outside his bedroom window. He softly got up and walked over to the window. There was no streetlights, so the block he used to live on was pitch dark. He looked down at the street from the second floor.
All he could see was a jacket in the road. Duper Ink shrugged it off and sat back down. The window was shut, so he didn't hear the owner of the blue jacket groan out for help. As the unicorn finished drafting the chapter he was making, the Earth pony outside slowly bled to death. Minutes later, Duper Ink gasped loudly.
"Wait a minute, something's not right here," Duper Ink said.
He stood up and frowned. He face-hoofed himself in grief. He shook his head in disbelief.
"Cookie Monster eats chocolate hip cookies, not oatmeal," Duper Ink groaned.
The unicorn flipped back a page in his notebook. He zapped the page with his magic. The yellow beam shot at the words 'oatmeal' and quickly changed them into 'chocolate chip'. The magic flow quickly stopped and the green unicorn smiled at his work.
Soon, his pet puppy came into his room. Sunny barked as she clawed at his back legs. Duper knew this sign and walked towards the front door. She would always do this if she needed to go outside and take a dump.
Duper Ink opened the front door. Sunny scrambled outside. His front lawn didn't have a fence, but he knew that she wouldn't run off. As Sunny walked around to find a place to squat, the unicorn noticed the street. His eyes widened as he realized something.
"I knew I should have wore my glasses today," he muttered.
He walked closer to the street and stared at the blue jacket. Once outside, he got a clear view of it. He noticed that a deceased Earth pony wore the jacket. The pony lied in the street and looked like he was shot.
"Fuck this shit I'm out," Duper Ink shouted in panic.
Back in the present, Pure Hope couldn't help but hold in laughter. Not at the fact her coltfriend ignored somepony's call for help, but because he used to write Sesame Street fanfiction! Duper Ink finished telling his story to his marefriend.
"I packed my bags and hit the train. I couldn't risk living in PonyVille with that under my record. I read about this house opening in a news article and instantly bought it," Duper Ink explained.
"So yeah, I killed somepony," Duper Ink said.
He held his ears down and looked back down at the ground. To his surprise, his marefriend blissfully hugged him.
"It wasn't your fault," she said. "It was dark, you had no idea. Anypony could have done that."
"Thanks, I guess," Duper sighed as he hugged her back. "So, what did you dream about?"
Pure Hope squeaked and blushed. The two ponies stopped embracing. The princess shyly turned her head away from the green unicorn.
"You being a giant," she whispered.
"I thought giants creep you out," Duper asked.
Pure Hope took a deep breath. "I have a fetish for them," she said.
"Oh, OK."
"You're not disgusted over it?" Pure Hope softly turned back to her coltfriend.
"No, it's unique. Unique things are awesome," Duper Ink said.
Pure Hope's confession at the end of the chapter is actually true of what PureHope125 has. Her post on DeviantArt explains it.
I was actually writing total drama at the time. But, in Elementary I did write Sesame Street fanfictions before I knew what fanfictions were. They were for English class, because the assignment was to write a story using the spelling words.
For more My Little Pony fluff duff, check out Equestria Girls: A loyal laugh.
