Pooh Gets Eaten By a Zombie

Pooh was having a normal day just walking down the yellow brick road. When suddenly he saw this weird looking human thing. But Pooh didn't think it was human. He was right. He freaked out and screamed in a girly way when it started running after him. He laughed at the zombie when it's leg broke and it tripped. Pooh pointed at the zombie and laughed his stupid round yellow ass off. The zombie groaned and used its arms to crawl over to Pooh. Pooh was too busy laughing that he didn't notice and the zombie started chewing on Pooh's leg. Pooh started groaning like a girl.

"Stop! LET ME GO!" Pooh screamed. The zombie started humping Poohs leg while eating Pooh's arm. Pooh felt violated and punched the zombie. The zombie punched Pooh back and the two got into a huge fight. The zombie won and ate Poohs stomach and them it are his legs and arms. It humped his head before eating that to.

THE END

Of this chapter anyways. Hope you liked it! Sayonara for now.