A/N: Thank you kagome13cdj for the alert and Thanks a lot for the review AnimeStoryLover I have more chaps to come! FYI I've never been to a convention so I'm might be overdoing the fangirl attacks...
The magenta eyes disappear as soon as Kaylee made eye contact with them. Then there was a sound of metal scraping metal and a blade now only a couple centimeters away from her face. Kaylee backs up fast 'what the heck?' she had almost peed her pants. The blade creates a circle in the dumpster wall, Kaylee and the garbage come flooding out. She looks up to see the man with magenta eyes wielding a three blade scythe and a taller man with green eyes just glaring at her. 'Awkward…' Kaylee then scrambles to her feet but fails when she slips on a banana peel and falls into the pile garbage yet again. She looks back up to the two men still just glaring at her not even bothering to help her up. 'These guys are jerks and seriously would win a costume contest. They're good looking Kakuzu and Hidan cosplayers.'
"What the hell are you doing?" the Hidan cosplayer asked obnoxiously.
"Dumpster diving for money…" Kaylee replied in a sarcastic tone, though he didn't catch it.
"Ha and here I thought Kakuzu was bad." He said elbowing the Kakuzu cosplayer in the side. This earned him a blow to the face knocking him down next to Kaylee his scythe almost hitting her. 'Harsh' Kaylee thought seeing blood run from the man's nose.
"Fucking heathen! What the fuck was that for!" the Hidan cosplayer yelled while holding his nose close to stop the bleeding.
"If you would have listened to me, we would have been done with our mission and had the bounty money." Kakuzu cosplayer said sounding very irritated. 'These guys are taking cosplaying to the extreme.' Kaylee thought and slowly got up.
"Well how the fuck should I know that that scarecrow guy was able to use the sharingan. Hell I thought only Itachi could use that technique" the Hidan cosplayer replied. Kaylee started clapping.
"Great cosplaying of the Naruto characters Hidan and Kakuzu, guys. But don't you think you're taking this thing a little too far?" Kaylee asked, now picking garbage off the back of her black basketball shorts.
"What the fuck are you talking about cosplaying? What the f*** does that mean?" the Hidan cosplayer said getting up, also picking garbage off his butt and glaring at Kaylee.
"What do you mean by Naruto characters?" the Kakuzu cosplayer asked taking a step closer to Kaylee while black threads start sliding out of his cloak's sleeve towards her. 'Okay this is just getting too weird and smelly.' She thought taking a step back the guy was really intimidating. She was getting a bad feeling about these guys and decided it was best not to stick around.
"Well you see umm…see yah!" Kaylee said then dashes off into the crowd of people and down the sidewalk. She looks back to see if they took chase, to her luck they were nowhere in sight so she decides to slow down walking backwards. "Weirdoes" she murmured still looking through the crowd of people until she felt something sharp pressured into her back. Kaylee turned her head slightly to see Kakuzu standing behind her along with Hidan. 'Wow these guys are fast! I'm starting to think they're the real deal here!' Kakuzu leans down to Kaylee's ear.
"Now you're going tell me what you meant back there or I'll make your death incredibly painful." He whispered threateningly jabbing her back showing her his seriousness.
"You're joking right! Yo-You ca-can't k-k-kill me in a crowd like this!" Kaylee stuttered scanning the area to see that no one has taken note of her situation. She was now convinced that these were the real Kakuzu and Hidan and not some Naruto fanatics with really, really good costumes.
"Kakuzu never jokes and he pulls through with his fucking threats too." Hidan said crossing his arms hating the truth to his words. More pressure was added to the sharp object to her back, she winced in pain. 'I'm never going to make it to the anime conve- THAT'S IT!' Kaylee figured out a plan to get her out of this tight situation.
"Okay, you know what instead of telling you, how about I show you! It would be much easier for me to explain and for you to understand!" she exclaimed turning her head more to see them. Kakuzu and Hidan not sure what to do they agreed and they also agreed to let her get some new clothes and fragrance from the store they were standing in front of.
"If I find out that this is a trick I'll rip your heart out in a heartbeat." Kakuzu threatened. Kaylee gulped 'I hope this works.' Kaylee starts walking to the anime convention with Kakuzu and Hidan closely behind her.
There are three reasons to why I want to ditch these guys 1. I don't want to donate my heart to Kakuzu 2. I don't want to be sacrifice to Jashin and 3. I WANT TO LIVE. Finally we were at the convention and they were falling right into my trap. Mwuahahaha-cough- sorry I think their evil aura is rubbing off on me.
"KAWAII COSTUMES!" scream a group of cosplaying fan-girls. They swarmed around the two, like a bunch of fan-girls swarming around two guys. They were surrounded they couldn't go anywhere, ha, ha.
"Hiiiiidaaaaan-kuuun you're such a bishieeee." I heard one of them squealed as I walked away from the crowd. Suddenly there was a scream and that was my queue to dash off towards the building whatever happened it wasn't me. In the background I heard Hidan cuss something along the lines about sacrificing me to Jashin, hopefully we don't meet again. I entered the building and boy was it huge and full of people.
"Now to get what I came here for." After a 20 minute search I find the stand that sold the plushy I wanted to buy, but no one was there but a sign "Back in 15 minutes wonderful…" My tummy starts to growl so I scanned the area to find a food court and there's one at 2 o'clock. I bought myself a large pop, a cookie and nachos with cheese. I take a sit at a small table and started munching down on the nachos. Then I see them walking in the crowd towards me. "Oh crap, oh crap, oh crap!" I duck my head down hoping that they won't notice or have notice me yet, but all failed when I hear chairs moving at the table I am at. I slowly look up to see them giving me the death glare. Hidan was without his cloak and Kakuzu without his mask. I couldn't help but let out a small giggle, they look like they went through hell.
"Why the fuck did you leave us back there! What the fuck were those things! I got fucking violated and someone stole my cloak, seriously!" Hidan yelled wiping lipstick off his face and sounding very pissed off. He then decides to take a nacho from my tray and dips it into my cheese.
"Okay first off, as much as I would like to stick with you guys I would also like to live. Second those were fan-girls and last but not least that's my expensive nacho!" I swipe the cheesy nacho away from Hidan and stuff it in my mouth. He in return swiped my tray of nachos and stuffed them all in his mouth. "A**hole! Those were my nachos and they weren't cheap!" I yelled standing up and pointing my finger at him.
"And I care why?" He said nonchalantly licking the cheese off his fingers.
"If we were going to kill you, we would have done that back at the alley." Kakuzu budded in. I sat back down, crossed my arms and let out a loud huff.
"Did you guys kill anyone?" I ask concern about the screams heard outside before I had entered the building.
"Unfortunately no, they all ran off screaming the moment they seen his ugly a** face." He said bluntly pointing to Kakuzu.
"He's not ugly, he's ha- ." I stopped myself. 'Stupid, stupid, stupid me I was about to call him hot.' I get confused looks from the both of them. I can feel myself blushing at the moment.
"Anyways, you're going to answer my questions now." Kakuzu stated.
"Why don't you go bug someone else that's a diehard Akatsuki fan?" I grumbled out glaring at Hidan who was staring at my pop. "Get your filthy eyes off my soda!" I grab pop closer to me hugging it almost I've lost my nachos to him I'm not about to lose my drink also.
"Stop diverting from the subject and answer the damn question!" Kakuzu growled out loudly slamming his fist on the table causing attention from a group people passing by.
'Me no likes him anymore.' I squirm in my seat looking for an escape route. I take it he was able to read my body language as I felt something wrap around my ankle tightly. I look down under the table to see threads coming from his cloak. The threads were reaching up higher on my leg. "And you're not going any-."
"AHH TENTECALE RA-."
"OH MY JASHIN! AWESOME COSTUMES CAN WE TAKE PICTURES!" screamed a bunch of fan-girls cutting me off…They didn't wait for an answer and started flashing. The flashes blinded the two, and Kakuzu released me of his threads. I took the time of escaping and rushed toward the now opened stand with a huge line. A few moments past and I suddenly felt a hand on my shoulder; I spun around to see who it was. It was Hidan he looked rather dizzy. I'm a bit surprise these guys haven't gone on a killing spree yet.
"Where the f*** is Kakuzu." He asked rubbing his eyes with one hand. I ignored Hidan's question and notice the line was moving faster than I expected, I was next in line. "Help me find him." He ordered
"Next." said the clerk.
"No, not now." I said walking toward the stand. I was then jerked back; Hidan had grabbed my hand and was now pulling me. I look back at clerk sadly then at the plushy. I was so close!
"Now." he said pulling me in front of him. Okay I guess I have no choice anyways.
"How hard could…it...be?" I said unsure when I saw a load of people in Akatsuki cloaks. "Great I'm never going to get that plushy." I huffed.
