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"Him?"
"Too short…"
"How about him, over there?"
"No cloak…"
"Is that him?"
"No he took his mask off remember!"
"Oh, is that him? That has to be him!
"That's a girl…"
"You're joking right?"
"No…"
"Seriously…that's a girl?"
"Yes…"
"What the fuck?"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING! THAT'S AN OUTRAGED!" boomed a voice from behind us it sounded familiar, could it be? I turned around.
"Bingo we found our Kakuzu." I said as we walked over to him.
"What the fuck are you doing Kakuzu! You know you fucking left me with this bitch and a bunch of fat-girls!" Hidan whined tossing his arms about trying to get his partners attention, but fails miserably.
"Excuse me did you just call me a bitch!" I said pushing him.
"Yeah, what are you going to do about it?" he said towering me. I almost forgot who he was since no one has gone on a killing spree just yet.
"Nothing…" I said looking away sheepishly. "By the way it's fan-girls not fa-"
"Like I give a shit what they're called." He spat.
"Asshole." I murmured under my breath. He heard what I said and flipped me off.
"Excuse me ma'am? Do you know this man?" asked the clerk pointing towards Kakuzu. I glance towards Kakuzu and he's glaring at me with daggers in his eyes. 'These guys glare to fucking much.'
"Well…" I glance back to the clerk then to Kakuzu who is still glaring. "I suppose so...why?" I asked looking back at the clerk
"Will you tell this man that I do not take Japanese money." said the clerk holding out the foreign money in his hand.
"Ok" I agreed I then looked at Kakuzu he was still glaring at me. 'Gawd does his facial expression ever change?' "Kuzu this man doesn't take Japanese money." I said adding a smile.
"What did you just call me?" he growled. My smile quickly faded and Hidan snickered beside me. I quickly look towards the clerk again.
"How much is the item?" I ask the clerk ignoring Kakuzu's question.
"19.99" said the clerk. "Do you plan on using American cash?" looks at Kakuzu then at me again. I check my wallet only 26 dollars left. I won't be able to buy the plushy if I buy th- wait what am I buying?
"What am I buying?" I questioned
"Naruto Volume 36." He said picking up the book showing it to me. 'Who told Kakuzu about the manga? Eh, probably some fan-girl.'
"Never mind then I got that manga at home for a much cheaper price…" I said glancing at Kakuzu, he's staring at the book then looks at me. 'Ha-ha finally he's not glaring!'
"Well if you aren't going to buy anything then leave before I call security." said the clerk, grabbing a walkie-talkie. As said I took off to the plushy stand with the two Akatsuki members trailing me. I stop in my tracks and turned around.
"Why are you guys following me still? I asked crossing my arms 'stalkers.'
"I want that book." Kakuzu said taking a step closer and now glaring down at me. I looked up at him glaring back. I just realized how much I hate tall people; they make you feel really small and short .
"What's so fucking great about that damn book, that Kakuzu was willing to spend money on?" Hidan asked stepping to the side of Kakuzu. 'I feel so insignificant; they're so much taller than me!'
"Look I don't have the manga on me I have I-."
"OMG! Where you get those contacts they're sooo kawaii kuzu-san." Squealed a cosplayer running up to him. I witness Kakuzu twitch at the nickname she gave him.
"Ooooo and what did you use to make those stitches look so real!" the cosplayer asked examining his face. Kakuzu's face was getting real red I couldn't tell if he was blushing or getting real angry. I'll guess the latter since he's clinching his fist now and there's those black threads coming out of his sleeve. Hmm since he's distracted now's my chance to escape! I'm starting to like these fan-girls. Kakuzu glares at me for an answer go ahead kill her I don't care I am so out of here. I smirked; I start to turn around to only bump into Hidan. I sighed maybe not and I turned back to Kakuzu and the fan-girl.
"He got them off the internet." I huffed. The girl turned her attention to me.
"Ooooo what website!" she squeaked. 'I am so not in the mood for this. I want my plushie damn it!'
"It's www dot get the fuck lost dot com." I said looking around the area then at her. She frowns.
"You're not very nice." and walks away. The two men stare at me.
"What?" I asked.
"I want that book and I want it now." Kakuzu demanded.
"Fine, whatever I give up. I'll get my plushy another day." I said frowning. "Follow me" we headed out of the building.
Before we left, I bought Kakuzu a new mask since we couldn't find his old one anywhere and people just kept freaking out or staring at him. It was the kind of mask Kakashi wears except it was blue (they had no other color) and it did not match well with his eyes or cloak.
Anyways, after minutes of silence and a couple blocks of walking. Hidan decided to break the silence 'hoorah…'
"How far do you fucking live kid?" he ask bored, still following behind with Kakuzu.
"Only 'bout two miles Hidan-" I pause for a second "-san." I said unsure if I should add the suffix. I glance back and his response was a grunt.
"LOOOOOOSSSSSSERS." A guy yelled out to us from a passing by car. I stopped walking.
"WHY DON'T COME AND SAY IT TO MY FACE ASSHOLE!" I yelled as the car continued to drive off.
"What the hell was that?" Hidan asked stopping besides me.
"An asshole what else?" I answered continuing to walk.
"No you dumbass what was the thing he was in?" Hidan said catching up to me. I turn into an alley (which isn't a dead end).
"A car…" I groan out bored not feeling the need to explain anymore than that.
"What are we doing in an ally?" Kakuzu asked still walking behind looking at his surroundings.
"Short-cut." I said simply.
"So what does it do?" Hidan inquired.
"Well as you can see it transports people, like a train. Which I know you have in your world cause I saw it in that one Naruto movie…from point a to point b…dumbass."
I murmured the last part to myself thankfully he did not hear.
"Why don't you have one?" Hidan questioned now in front of me walking backwards.
"I do have one. I left it at home though, because I didn't feel the need to waste my money on gas when the place is only 2 miles away." I said glancing back at Kakuzu to see if he was still there, he's being way too silent.
"Tch… you sound just like Kakuzu." Hidan sneered.
"Lies! My voice isn't deep and gruff." I protest pointing my finger back to Kakuzu.
"Don't be a fucking smartass! You're just another fucking money grubber." Hidan growled turning around and started walking.
"I am not!" I stopped walking. I'm getting really annoyed.
"Fine you're not." He stops and turns around. "You're a money whore." My jaw just dropped and then I quickly closed it. Okay now I'm pissed.
"Dude I wish I had something to throw at you." At that point Kakuzu had taken a step beside me and pulled something out of his sleeve.
"Here" He grumbled handing me a kunai. I grab the kunai and stare at for a moment. I look up to see Kakuzu now sitting on a crate to the right. I look towards Hidan to see him gripping his scythe. My eyes widen, I look back down at the kunai. It was a bit a rusty it had dents and scratches all over it. No doubt Kakuzu is too cheap to buy new ones. I place my index finger through the hole and twirled it around.
"HEY! Are you going to fucking stand there all day and play with that damn thing or are you going to make your fucking move!" Hidan's loud voice startles me and the kunai slipped off my finger. My first reaction was to catch it and what a mistake that was. It sliced the right palm of my hand wide open. I fall to my knees clutching my wrist.
"Fuck." I hissed in pain.
"Tch, pathetic." Hidan said in disgust. He was now leaning against a wall to the left.
"How stupid can you be?" Kakuzu asked getting up, walking over toward me. He picks up his fallen kunai and places it back into his sleeve. He then bends over grabs my right arm and pulls me off my knees harshly.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!" I cried. He took a look at the wide gash, it was bleeding like crazy.
"Hmm, you're going to need stitches." With that said a black skinny thread came out of his sleeve. Again my eyes widen.
"What!" the thread gets closer to my hand. "Wait! Wait, wait!" I tried pulling my injured hand out of his grip.
"Quit squirming or I'll just let you bleed to death." He warned getting quite irritated. He pulled my hand closer to him.
"I could just go to a hospitoooooooww." I howled as the thread pierced my skin. A few tears streamed down my face.
"Stuck it in, you pansy." Hidan scoffed annoyed by my actions.
"Oh why don't you ow just go suck on a dick ow, frickin masochist!" I snapped. He gripped his scythe again.
"You just earned yourself a trip to hell." He snarled heading towards us. 'Why can't I keep my mouth shu-ow?'
