Pooh Gets eaten in the Womb by an Armadillo

A momma pooh bear was pregnant. Her husband was working out in the honey garden so the momma pooh bear was all alone on her bed resting. She fell asleep as an armadillo came dancing in. The armadillo was wearing sunglasses and everything. He spun around and sang "old time of rock and roll!" When suddenly he heard the beating of a tiny little heart. The armadillo was quite hungry so he danced his way over to the momma pooh bear's bed and crawl danced on top of it. He saw a lump on the momma pooh bear's tummy and licked his lips. He threw the blankets off of the momma bear and cut her open with a knife. He crawled in and sewed her stomach back together before eating Pooh in the womb.

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Ok... That was weird... O.o what is wrong with my brain?