Pooh Gets Involved with a Bad Animal

Pooh was taking a nice walk when suddenly a vicious raccoon appeared. Pooh stepped back as the raccoon started growling viciously at him. He kept stepping back until his back hit a tree. He screamed as the raccoon leapt onto him and bit him repeatedly. He ripped off Pooh's paw, causing stuffing to fall out. Pooh screamed and tried biting the raccoon but he couldn't. The raccoon didn't taste like his precious honey. He screamed a stream of curses before falling to the ground in a pile of stuffing. The raccoon stood up on two legs and admired his work.

"Don't mess with the Zohan." He said, quoting the movie with Adam Sandler.

THE END.

I am so weird...