A/N: Thank you all for your reviews, favorites, and alerts! They are very much appreciated! Here's another chap! I ish slow updater...by the way I changed the rating to mature because of all the cussing that occurs and for future chapters which involve violence and gore...
Next morning…
"Mmm, so comfy." Kaylee mumbled into her pillow. Her headache had finally disappeared and the pain in her hand had gone down a few notches. She planned on sleeping through the whole day thinking that what happened the other day was just a dream.
"Time to get the fuck up Ama." Hidan yelled pulling off the covers. Unfortunately what she was telling herself was lies.
"5fivemoreminsdaddy." Kaylee slurred her words still in dream state she went into feeble position to keep warm. Hidan's eyes narrowed at the sleeping Kaylee.
"Idiot I'm not your fucking dad." Hidan said irritated He leaves the room for a moment and comes back in with a cup; he then pours ice cold water onto the drowsy Kaylee. Kaylee then quickly sits up cursing.
"You fucking asshole!" Kaylee screeched at the top of her lungs at the unfazed zealot. "Can't you fucking see I was fucking sleeping!" she cursed some more.
"Ladies shouldn't curse so fucking much. Now get the hell out of bed Ama." Hidan flips the bed over and Kaylee falls to the ground hard. Kaylee then crawls out half way from underneath the bed and glares at the smirking Hidan.
"I. Hate. You." She said angrily.
"Yeah, yeah that's nice. Where the fuck do you keep your hair gel?" Hidan asked ignoring the death glare Kaylee is sending him.
"You….woke...me up…to ask me…that!" Kaylee said through gritted teeth.
"Yea." Hidan simply said. "Plus its 5:30am you should be glad I let you sleep in."
"You motherfucking c*** sucking bitch of a fucking whore you fucking wake me up at fucking 5:30am in the fucking morning on a weekend for that? You sire are a douche bag" Cleary Kaylee is not a morning person. She then throws a shoe at Hidan and he dodges. "Get the hell out of my room!" she yelled throwing another shoe at him, he dodges yet again.
"You haven't answered my fucking question! Wher-" "OUT!" she then grabs her night lamp and threatens to throw it at him.
"Tch what a bitch." Hidan leaves the room, slamming the door behind him. Kaylee puts the lamp back down and crawls fully out from under the bed.
"How the hell does Kakuzu put up with him?" Kaylee asked herself out loud.
"Fuck you!" Hidan yelled from the other side of the door. Kaylee ignored the fact that Hidan is still outside her door and lazily rummaged through her dresser throwing on a plain black tee with baggy blue jeans. Kaylee opens her bed room door and Hidan is waiting for her in the hallway.
"Cranky ass bitch." Hidan sneered as she passed by.
"Whateve." Kaylee let the comment pass and slowly walks down the steps.
"Where the hell do you keep the fucking gel! I need to take a fucking shower" Hidan asked following her down the stairs.
"I don't have any." Kaylee simply said reaching the end of the stairs and now heading towards the kitchen.
"Well fucking buy some seriously I need it when I'm done taking a shower." Hidan whined.
"Why don't you go buy it yourself? No one's stopping you." Kaylee said entering the kitchen. She suddenly notices Kakuzu sitting at the dinner table without his mask or his Akatsuki cloak on. He was sipping coffee and still reading that manga she gave him the other day. She also took a look at the clock it was now 6:00am.
"I don't have any fucking money dipshit!" Hidan exclaimed looking down at her waiting for her to say something.
"Go-Goo-Good Mor…ning K-Kakuzu-san." Kaylee stuttered and flushed. He just ignored her. Kaylee then gets slap aside the head.
"Ama! You fucking listening to me!" Hidan yelled getting Kaylee's attention again.
"WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE OR TWO GAWD!" Kaylee yelled back. That outburst caught Kakuzu's attention he glances up to watch the two.
"FUCK NO NOT UNTIL YOU FUCKING BUY ME SOME FUCKING GEL, AMA!" Hidan yelled even louder.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT MY NAME I-" "Both of you shitheads shut the hell up I'm trying to read here!" Kakuzu interrupted. "I'm giving you guys the count of three to leave this room before I decapitated you both." Kakuzu threatened while sending death glares at them.
"Yikes! Come on Hidan lets go to the corner store!" Kaylee drags Hidan out of the kitchen. Before Kaylee drags him out the front door she stops and looks at him. "Hmm you're going to need a shirt." noticing he's wearing nothing but pants.
"Why?" Hidan asked puzzle by Kaylee's quick change of mood.
"Store rules…no shirt, no shoes, no service okay." Kaylee stated walking up the stairs.
"Where the hell are you going now?" Hidan asked standing at the foot of the stairs.
"To get you a t-shirt, duh." Kaylee responded walking into her room then a few seconds later coming out with a tee. "Here catch." She throws it at him while walking down the stairs and he catches. He tries it on.
"Its fucking small." Hidan whined.
"Of course it's small I'm a small person! You're lucky I wear baggy clothing!" Kaylee said heading out the door, Hidan followed. "Oh wait!" Kaylee said stopping him. Hidan narrowed his eyes down at her.
"What the fucking is it now?" Hidan glared.
"You can't go out looking like that!" Kaylee pointed out.
"Like what? What the hell do you mean?" Hidan was getting irritated.
"You're going to stick out like a sore thumb with the white hair and pink eyes!" Kaylee exclaimed. Hidan simply glared at her.
"They're not pink idiot, I don't care if I fucking stick out."
"I'm not taking you then." Kaylee cross her arms over her chest.
"You're so fucking annoying." He muttered out.
"Hey, I'm not the one begging for hair gel." She put her hands up in defense. Hidan rolled his eyes and then did a few hand signs. Poof! Hidan now had light blonde hair and brown eyes.
"There fucking happy now?" He glared.
"Ah yeah I suppose…" Kaylee said walking out the door.
Two hours of looking around the store later…
"Holy Jashin this store is full of shit" Hidan said amazed by all the junk in the store.
"Mhmm now pick out a tube of gel and let- oh crap they're here!" Kaylee jumps and hides at the end of the aisle.
"What the fuck?" Hidan looks down the aisle to see who "they" is, which were only three girls. "Why the hell, are you hiding from them?" he asked staring at the three females.
"Because they the ones who threw me in the dumpster yesterday!" Kaylee whispered peeking around the corner.
"I thought you said you were in there looking for money?" Hidan was now confused.
"Don't you know what sarcasm is! Gasp they're coming this way!" Kaylee runs behind the aisle again.
"How pathetic." Hidan watch as Kaylee coward behind the shelving.
"Oh look what we have here girls." The leader said walking up to Hidan. "A major hottie." She purred in his face. Hidan looks at the girl in disgust. 'Her breathe fucking smells.' He then glances back to where Kaylee had hid and smirks to himself. He looks towards the girls.
"You ain't so bad yourself what's your name?" Hidan grinned.
"Nicole and yours' hot stuff?" she cooed.
"Hi-"
*cough hackle, hackle cough* the coughing came from the next aisle.
"Hid-"
*cough, cough hackle cough*
"would you f***ing stop!" Hidan yelled his grin disappearing. There was a moment of silence. "I'm Hida-"
*cough, cough, cough hackle, hackle cough hackle cough*
"How about we take this conversation somewhere else?" Nicole insisted.
"Yea how about we go to my place? I only live down the street." Hidan's grinned appeared on his face once again even wider.
"What? No!" Kaylee dashed out from the next aisle.
"You!" Nicole exclaimed pointing at Kaylee.
"Me?" Kaylee gestures to herself, scared to death.
"How dare you interrupt us! Girls!" Nicole queued and the two girls were right on Kaylee holding her down.
"Let me go!" Kaylee struggled she looked pleading towards Hidan he just stared back blankly. 'That good for nothing zealot.'
"Girl, do you know how much it cost me to get the stains out of my boots?" Nicole asked walking up to Kaylee.
"No and I don't care." Kaylee mumble. Nicole slaps her hard across the face causing the wound on her lip to reopen and bleed. Kaylee sucks on lip to stop the bleeding.
"600 dollars." Nicole answered grabbing a bottle of shampoo from the shelf.
"Wow your I.Q. must be real low you could have bought two more pairs." Kaylee said in a smartass tone. Apparently Kaylee's I.Q. is low also for not realizing the situation she is in. Nicole opened up the shampoo and squirts the stuff into Kaylee's eyes. Kaylee bit her lip to keep the screams in. The two girls let her fall to the ground. She tried wiping the shampoo out of her eyes but they were still stinging.
"Now." Nicole turns back to Hidan. "Where were we?" she asked.
"My place." he smirked. They soon leave the store leaving the temporarily blind Kaylee alone in the aisle.
"Ma'am is you alright?" one of the worker's notice Kaylee rubbing at her eyes franticly
"No! Someone squirted shampoo in my eyes!" Kaylee cried 'and Hidan ditched me…I'm kicking them all out when I get home.' The worker helps direct Kaylee to the restrooms and rinsed out her eyes. 'I got to get home pronto who knows what they'll do there!' Kaylee dashes out of the store and down the street. As she gets closer Kaylee sees a silver SUV in her drive way and starts to run faster. She reaches the house and swings open the front door, her jaw drops and eyes widen at the sight she sees in the living room.
