Pooh Danced

Pooh was dancing like crazy. Suddenly, a wild cat appeared and began to scratch him. He screamed, trying to get the cat off of him, but the cat would not budge. Soon the cat jumped off of a pile of yellow and red fabric along with some white fluff. The cat ran to his friends and they all laughed.

"Crazy motherfucka deserved it."

"Agreed Chooper."

The cats lived happily ever after.

The stupid ending.