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Later that night…
*Grumble*
"Shut up." Kaylee whined to her stomach holding at it tightly. She was lying in bed curled up; she did not want to leave the safety of her covers.
*Gruuuumbllle*
"Okay, okay I give I'll go eat." She said in total defeat to her stomach. It's been growling for 2 hours straight now and it was getting worse by the second. Kaylee got out of bed and hunched over everything ached her head, eyes, lips, neck, hand and not to forget her stomach. She walks slowly clutching her stomach with her left hand heading to the door. Kaylee brings her right hand up to move the chair but pauses when she realizes it's her bandaged hand. How was she supposed to open the door now? Kaylee glares at the chair as if she were a telepath waiting for it to move which of course didn't. She then kicks the chair out of the way and quickly opens the door with her left hand.
She walks out still hunched over and continues down the hall waddling. She stops at the end of hall in front of a partially open door which is the guest bedroom. She hears loud snoring coming from inside the room. Dare she take a peek in to see who it is? She inches towards the door slowly.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." was a deep voice from behind her. She quickly spins around (which she shouldn't have cause now she feels sick to her stomach) to see Kakuzu walking out of the bathroom wearing black silky pajamas and his hair neatly comb. Kaylee raises a brow and hears a loud snore emit from the bedroom she looks back to the room. Kaylee was curious now "Where the hell did he get those pajamas and why wouldn't he?' She touches the door slightly thinking about opening it still.
"He sleeps naked." Kakuzu added as warning to her as he passes by to the stairs. This interests her more and proceeds to push the door open ever so slightly. "He also humps pillows when he gets into one of those deep sleeps." He stops and looks bored at her to see her twitch at him.
"Hey you fucking promise to keep that a fucking secret!" bellowed Hidan's voice from the bedroom. Kaylee turns back to the door to see Hidan's magenta eyes only inches from hers, glaring daggers at her. Hidan's sudden presences caught her off-guard and she jumps back into Kakuzu, he catches her by the shoulders. Kaylee flushes a little at his grip.
"You promised not to screw up the mission." Kakuzu growled clutching Kaylee's shoulders tight. Her face contorts from the new pain.
'Something bad is going to happen I can feel it.'
"You're the one that fucked it up Kakuzu." Hidan said raising his voice and stepping out of the bedroom *ahem* naked. Kaylee's eyes widen.
"Wow" she said quietly staring at ah…um Hidan's fruits? Kaylee then yelps in pain as Kakuzu's grip on her shoulders tighten once more. He is getting angry no doubt. The tension in the air was growing thick.
"You moron you're the one who fell into the trap dragging me with you. You're the one who screwed it up." Kakuzu fumed he push Kaylee aside hard as if she was just an object in his way and sent her over the railing.
"Ahh!" Kaylee screamed catching a pole with her good hand as she fell. She was now dangling in the air. Kaylee heard them wrestling before there was a grotesque sound. 'That doesn't sound good.' Kaylee couldn't see anything but was rather happy for that part.
"You fucking bastard." Hidan scowled his voice got weaker with each word.
"Hey! Anyone up there! I sure can use some help!" Kaylee's gripped was slipping. "HELP!" she scream at the top of her lungs. Kakuzu then peered over the railing his face blank.
"What the hell are you doing there?" Kakuzu asked staring down at her some threads flow from his sleeve and wrapped around Kaylee.
"I don't know I just felt like hanging around." Kaylee glared at Kakuzu as he brought her over the rail.
"Right." He looks at her weird and drops her to the ground.
"Ow." Kaylee rubs her butt. She then notices Kakuzu's hands were all bloody. "Wah-What happened to Hidan?" She asked fearfully looking up at him. He gazes at her then at his bloody hands.
"He went back to sleep. Care to join him?" He stated coldly looking down at her.
"No thanks!" she scrambles to her feet and quickly rushes down the stairs. Kakuzu closes the guest room door behind him and heads back into the bathroom.
"Greatest. Weekend. Ever." Kaylee sighed to herself walking into the kitchen. She opens the fridge and rummages through it looking for the leftover chicken. "For the first time in my life I can't wait to get back to work tomorrow." Grabbing the plate of chicken she closes the door only to see Kakuzu now standing in its place Kaylee jumps. "Holy crap!" She drops the plate to ground and it shatters. Kaylee looks up into his glare; there was a moment of silence. He then passes her and picks up the manga that's sitting at the table and disappears into the living room. 'Awkward'.
Kaylee's P.O.V.
I walk into the living room and plop down on the recliner. I then notice Kakuzu sitting causally on the couch reading the manga quietly. His dark brown hair in his face, his light green eyes focus intently on the pages before him. If only he weren't so deadly I mentally sighed. He closes the book and places it on the coffee table he then looks towards me and ours eyes meet. The malevolence in his eyes made me want to go hide under a rock and stay there for the rest of my life. Did I do something wrong?
"Stop staring." He said abruptly with his voice dangerously low.
"Oh, I'm sorry." I said apologetically looking sheepishly down at the floor noticing some blood splotches, they missed a few spots.
"Do you have any more of these?" he asked. I look up to see him holding the manga up once more. I shook my no and he drops it on the table again.
"Why not?" He leans back into the couch and arches an eyebrow. I really hate explaining things so I just shrugged my shoulders looking down.
"Do you fear me?" he asks. I look up to see him tilt his head, hair falling into his eyes. I bite my lip to keep from smiling that gesture was just too cute for a serial killer mind you.
"Is there any reason not to fear you?" I counter his question sitting back into the recliner keeping eye contact with him. He stares at me for a moment then his gaze shifts to the front door for a second then back at me.
"Are you expecting anybody?" he whispered getting up.
"Huh? Um, no? Not at this" "Shh" "hour?" I finished in a whisper. I get up following him to the door curious to what he is doing. "Why is som-" he clamps his hand over my mouth. By golly he has a big hand and it smells like blood Hidan's no doubt. Oh god he didn't wash his hands ew. He cautiously peeks out of the top door window.
*Ding-Dong*
'Wow'
"Melfh?" I try asking my voice muffled through his hand.
"Some hag with a club." he said looking out. 'Some hag? Ha-ha that's being real descriptive.'
"Ef za at wad?" I asked with his hand still over my mouth.
"What?" he removes his hand.
"I said is the bat red?" I asked walking up to the door, going on my tiptoes though still I wasn't able to see out the window. 'Damn my shortness.'
"I don't have night vision kid." He answered glaring at me. I start jumping up and down in front of the door trying to see through the little window.
"What are you doing?" Kakuzu asked sounding really irritated watching me jump.
"I *jump* want *jump* to*jump* see *jump* who *jump it *jump* is." I replied between each jump. I feel Kakuzu place his hands on my shoulders and I wince in pain from the touch.
"Stop." He ordered. I obey as I had no other choose and I look back at him pouting.
"I want to see." I quivered my lip and looked at him with sad eyes. He didn't look all too flattered about the look I was giving him.
"Whatever it is you want, no." he said sternly to me.
*ding dong*
"Damn bastard." I muttered under my breath and walked into the kitchen and came out with a chair. "Move." I command. He stares down at me and reluctantly moves out of the way. He then leans against the wall and watches me place the chair in front of the door and climb on it. I look out the window to see an old lady around in her 60's with a baseball bat. "Just as I thought." I said jumping off the chair and moving it aside.
"Hmm?" Kakuzu hummed.
"It's Ms. Doberman. She's one of my nosy neighbors." I sighed and opened up the door slowly. Kakuzu hides behind the door.
"Hi, Ms. Doberman." I greeted flatly.
"Oh sweetie you look horrible! Are you alright? I heard screaming moments earlier I looked out the window to see a vehicle I didn't recognize in your driveway and so I searched for my bat and came over quickly as possible!" she ask worried.
"I'm fine Ms. Doberman. You should go home and get some rest." I answered putting on a smile.
"Oh don't lie to me missy, it looks you've been through hell. Is there some man behind the door holding you at gun point?" Ms. Doberman gave me a stern look.
"If only you knew the half of it." I murmured looking at Kakuzu.
"I'm sorry what was that sweetie?" the old lady took a step closer.
"I said don't worry I'll…live." I glance back over to Kakuzu to see him roll his eyes.
"What happen to your eyes dear they're so red?" she asked.
"Shampoo Ms. Doberman." I replied
"Oh my and your lips dear they look swollen?"
"I bit them when I got shampoo in my eyes." I replied again
"And what about your neck sweetie it looks all bruised." I glared at Kakuzu for a moment and huffed.
"Making-out okay? They're hickeys. I'm fine. Everything is great and dandy. Have a good ni-"
"But I heard you scream for help earlier what for?" She asked even more curious now. 'How should I tell her? Oh yes I'll just tell her that an s-rank criminal from a stupid comic book threw me over the stinking railing cause he was arguing with his damn zealot of a boyfriend…that sounds believable no?'
"Um you see Ms. Doberman." I paused scratching the back of my head thinking of a good lie. A few seconds pass and one finally pops into my head. I take a nice deep breath.
"You see Ms. Doberman one of the guys that is currently staying the night left the toilet seat up and me being me didn't look and fell into the toilet and got stuck and then I got really mad and frustrate and screamed for help because I couldn't get out myself. Okay?" I answered exhaling the rest of the air.
"Okay dear have a good night." she said and with that left. Kakuzu closes the door. I wiped the non-existing sweat from my forehead.
"I don't know wha-" "You Fucking Bastard! The moment I get the feeling back in my legs I'm fucking sacrificing your ass. You hear me fuck-face I'm gonna…etc." I quickly jump behind Kakuzu startle by Hidan's booming voice.
"Hidan scares me. Could you just shut him up again and make sure it's like for the entire night or eternity?" "I heard that bitch and your next!" Hidan yelled from upstairs.
"Gawd how can you stand that guy he's causing my headache to return." I groaned rubbing my temples.
"Jashin-sama! Ama, Jashin-sama!" He yelled some more. Kakuzu looks up the stairs then back down at me and shakes his head.
"I can't." Kakuzu simply stated and headed up the staircase I followed suit but cautiously I don't want to run into a disgruntle Hidan. As we reached the top of the stairs we see Hidan crawling out the bedroom and into the hallway. His throat slightly bleeding and his head in a position it shouldn't be I cringe at the sight.
"You motherfuckers you are going to feel wraith of Jashin tonight and-"
"Shut up Hidan before I kill you." Kakuzu threatened.
"As if that's possible." Hidan retorted
"Kaylee I suggest you go to bed now." Kakuzu said glaring down at Hidan. It was more of an order than a suggestion but took it anyways and headed off to bed…hungry.
