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The warmth of the sunrays on my face felt soothing, the comforter cozy, and the bed comfy. I had a feeling that this morning was going to be perfect but that feeling left when I tried inhaling the scent of the room. It was terrible it smelled like something crawled under the bed and died. I open my eyes half way and sat up to find out what that smell was only to see a grinning Hidan with his bloody scythe in hand. Why is he in my room and smiling I have no idea and I don't want to find out.
"Wakey, Wakey." He beamed swinging the scythe at my head trying to decapitate me. I roll off the bed hitting hardwood floor with a thud at the same time I hear his scythe clash into the wall. Boy this guy knows how to wake me up. Looking up I see him standing on top of the bed towering over me. The glint in his eyes made my hair stand on end along with the devious smile that played across his face. He lets out a low and dangerous chuckle.
"I told you Ama. Once I got the feeling in my legs I would kill you." He narrowed his eyes, though still grinning. He pulls his scythe from the wall causing bits of dry wall to fall upon the bed. Slowly he raises it over his head and lets out the scariest laughter I never want to hear again. He starts swinging the scythe down upon me.
"Ah shit!" I kick off the wall as hard as possible sliding under the bed to the other side. Thank you to whoever installed the hardwood floor throughout the entire house. I quickly got to my feet the moment I stop sliding. I take a glance back seeing him try to get his scythe out of the floor.
"You're crazy!" I screamed at him before I ran out of the bedroom.
"Get back here you fucking wimp." He yelled pulling his scythe free from the ground.
"Make me!" I yelled back running into the hallway. I then spot Kakuzu walking out into the hallway at a slow pace, looks like he just woke up. He covers his mouth for a yawn and starts heading to the bathroom.
"Oooh Aaama" Hidan called out in a sing song voice. He walks out of the bedroom with the scythe leaning on his shoulder. "Time to die." He said in a dangerously low tone. I turn running towards Kakuzu diving in between his legs and sliding pass him. Kakuzu turns his head to look down at me his eyes half lidded; I look up at him pleadingly. He turns back to Hidan who is now charging at us. Kakuzu smacks his lips tiredly and just as Hidan was about pass him to get to me. Kakuzu lifted his arm up and clotheslines him in the throat. 'oh you, Kakuzu you're my hero' I thought jokingly. Hidan goes flying backwards landing on his back, clutching his now pained throat. Kakuzu then continues his way into the bathroom and closing the door behind him. Leaving Hidan and I sitting in the hallway, Hidan sits up glaring at me. I give him a half-heart smile.
"How about we call a truce?" I asked putting my hand out to shake. He looks at me disgusted.
"Tch." Was his response he then spits in my hands and flicks me off. My expression drops and so does my hand I wipe the spit off on a nearby rug.
"Asshole." I murmured glaring at him.
"Bitch." He countered back with a glare.
"Dickhead."
"Cocksucker."
"Jackass."
"Whore."
"Idiots." Kakuzu bluntly said interrupting our little quarrel after that he passes Hidan to the staircase. "Whatever you do Hidan don't kill her." Kakuzu warned him before walking down the stairs.
"Oh fuck you." Hidan stands up looking down at me. Maybe he's concocting another plan to make my life miserable. I get up also staring back at him. He glances at the bathroom then back at me and smirks. At first I was confused but then it hit me. We both rush to the bathroom but he reaches it sooner than me and slams the door in my face almost breaking my nose. I fell to the ground having the wind nearly knocked out of me. I felt warm liquid run down out of my nose.
"Bastard! I got to go to work." I yelled at the door pinching my nose closed. I hear him chuckle.
"I'd be sure to leave you some hot water…not!" he laughed. I kicked the bathroom door out of frustration and headed downstairs. I head into the kitchen to grab paper towels to stuff in my nose. Kakuzu was sitting at the table drinking coffee he gave me an odd look when I enter the kitchen.
"Don't ask." I said stuffing a paper towel up my nostril.
"What time you go to work?" Kakuzu asked taking a sipped of his coffee.
"Why what time is it?" I asked looking at the stove's clock. "Holy fudge sticks I'm an hour late." I screamed pulling at my hair with my open hand. "Gawd dammit Hidan hurry up I'm late for work!" I yelled up the stairs.
"Too fucking bad and it's Jashin!" he yelled back from within the shower. I pace back and forth.
"How much you make an hour?" Kakuzu asked calmly watching me pace.
"$13.50, why?" I stopped pacing and watched Kakuzu stand up as well as head up the stairs, I follow in slow pursuit. He walks up to the bathroom door and let loose a tendril unlocking the door. He twists the knob opening the door then heads in; I close my eyes for I've already lost enough blood as it is of today.
"What the hell? Get the fuck ou- ow ,ow, ow!" I hear Hidan whine. Peeking an eye open I notice Hidan has a towel now over him so I open my eyes up again. Kakuzu had Hidan by the ear pulling him out into the hallway. Hidan was glaring daggers at my direction which made me feel very uncomfortable. 'Why does he hate me so much?' I frowned.
"Kaylee." Kakuzu called drawing my attention. I looked up at him I didn't realize I was staring at Hidan's towel. "Go take a shower time is money." He said pushing me into the bathroom and closing the door behind me.
"Right." I said to myself getting undress and hopping into the shower. I turn on the water and it was ice cold. "Sweet mother of je-" "Jashin!" "Stop that I hate you!" "I hate you more!" "Screw you!" "Anytime!" I face palm myself I'm starting to hate this guy. I continued my icy cold shower and got dressed quickly. I then headed downstairs with my work stuff in hand.
"Alright I'm off to work." I told them.
Kakuzu was at the table, resumed to his coffee and Hidan on top of the counter munching on an apple.
"Good riddance." Hidan said with a full mouth.
"Yeah love yah too." I said grabbing a pop-tart for the road after that I headed out the door. I stop at the edge of the porch realizing that there's an SUV parked right behind my Jeep.
"Hidan!" I yelled turning back opening the door. "Did you by any chance pick up keys from the… ah bodies?" I asked scratching the back of my head.
"What keys?" he asked chugging down the last of my OJ.
"You know what never mind I'll just take the bus." I huffed walking out.
After an hour of traffic while on the wrong bus and a mile of running Kaylee finally made it to work.
I rush through the automatic doors to see the manager (which you can't really miss cause of his orange hair and he is the tallest of our staff members) talking to my co-worker at the receptions desk. Upon hearing the doors open he turns to face me his brown eyes narrow.
"Kaylee you're two hours la- by golly what happened to you?" My manager asked flabbergasted seeing me in all my glory.
"Long story short I didn't have such a great weekend." I stated flatly huffing. I bend over resting my hands on my knees trying to catch my breath. Boy do I need to get in shape.
"Well take the day off I'm not going to make you work in such a horrible condition so just go home." He said waving me off. I look up at him my eyes widen and fear took over 'Go home?' he can't do this to me.
"What? No please! Mr. Rocksrot don't send me home I beg of you don't send me home!" I cried groveling at his feet. He gave me a bewildered look. Because normally I would be happy to take the day off but of all days it had to be today the day I actually want to work.
"Kaylee are you alright? I think you should go back home and rest." He said stepping back. Maybe I came off too dramatic for him. I took in a deep breath and exhaled.
"I'm fine Mr. Rocksrot jus-just don't send me home please." I said trying to be calm.
"Are your parents back to visited you again because I don't see any another reason why you would want to work in the condition you're in now?" he asked. My boss knows me well, he knows how much I hate coming to work and he has unfortunately met my parents. Sadly I'm not sure which case scenario is worse having my parents visit for a day or living with Kakuzu and Hidan for the rest of my life.
"No Mr. Rocksrot they're not but it's something just as bad." I said looking out the office window it's raining now. I am so not walking home in the rain.
"What could be worse than your parents?" one of my co-workers asked surprised that something can be remotely as bad as my parents.
"Cousins?" I lied they were S-rank criminals.
"You're still going home; I already have Frank here to fill in for you." He said and walked into his office closing the door behind him before I can protest. 'Damn it.'
Back at home…
"Oi Kakuzu you should just let me sacrifice the wench seriously." Hidan said stretching out on the couch.
"Hidan do you have a job?" Kakuzu asked from the recliner looking over a newspaper.
"No but-" Hidan began.
"Then shut up." Kakuzu ordered continue to read the paper.
*Ring ring, ring ring.* came a sound off the wall. Kakuzu and Hidan looked at each other then at the phone. They slowly get up and stare at it as it rang.
*Ring, ring*
"What the hell is it?" Hidan asked looking at it sideways.
"Looks like a hand radio." Kakuzu stated taking it off the charger and examining it. Then a barely audible voice was heard from the strange object Kakuzu brought it up to his ear.
"ellllooo anyone theree! Gawd dammit don't tell me you guys don't know how to use a phone!" was a feminine voice from the other line. Kakuzu quickly recognize the annoying sound.
"Kaylee?" he asked raising a brow.
"Hey looks like we have a winner! Your prize is lunch! What the hell do you guys want to eat?" Kaylee said in sarcastic tone.
"Just get something cheap." Kakuzu answered.
"Get what cheap?" Hidan asked
"None of your business." Kakuzu growled.
"Pizza it is then." Kaylee chirped
"Give me the damn thing." Hidan reached for the phone.
"Back off." Kakuzu sidekicks him across the room. Hidan falls to the ground landing with a thud.
"What just happened? What was that sound!" Kaylee questioned in panic of her house being destroyed.
"Nothing… When will you be back?" Kakuzu replied glaring down at Hidan.
"About a half hour I'm having a special friend come over so the house better not be destroyed when I get back bye." Kaylee warned with a click after that was a dial tone. Kakuzu takes the phone from his ear and stares at it.
"Special friend?" Kakuzu repeated to himself.
"What does the bitch have a boyfriend?" Hidan asked hearing Kakuzu mumble to himself. Hidan stood up brushing the non-existent dirt off his rump. "Or maybe she's a fucking lesbian." Hidan added smirking. Kakuzu in return glared at him and whipped the phone at his head. Though as always Hidan dodge the flying electric with ease and the poor thing shattered into pieces behind him. "What the hell was that for?" Hidan asked looking back at the destroyed phone. Kakuzu shrugged
"Force of habit." Kakuzu replied walking out of the living room and up the stairs.
"Right, what the hell are you doing now fuck-face." Hidan asked watching him walk up the stairs. Kakuzu ignored him and continued to the bathroom slamming the door behind him. "Bastard." Hidan mumbled to himself.
