A/N: Hey guys here's another chap though it's a bit fast pace I hope you enjoy it! If ya see any mistakes feel free to point them out or if the characters are OOC or even Mary Sue just let me know. Thanks for the reviews, favorites and alerts I really appreciate them and I want say a special thanks to Lady Arachne who had reviewed every chap in the last couple of days it's what got me motivated to post this up sooner than usual. Thanks again!


Kaylee turns around to see men in yellow baggy clothes gathering around them. There was a man that wore the brightest yellow of the group who seem to be the leader.

"This our territory bitch you's trespassin. "

"Look guys we don't want any trouble especially me." Kaylee put her hands up defensive to what seem to be the leader of the gang. There were about 10 of them if not more in the shadows. The members where holding bats, knives, and crowbars.

"The hell we don't! I want all the fucking action we can get! Come on you fucking heathens bring it on!" Hidan yelled taking a step ahead of Kaylee while swirling his pike around smiling from ear to ear.

"Hidan!" Kaylee pleaded.

"They don't look at all like a challenge. I wonder if they got any bounties on them." Kakuzu said coolly greens eyes surveying the gang members as well as walking up to Kaylee's side.

"Kakuzu!" she cried looking up at him. "For crying out loud guys I want to avoid this." She screams throwing her arms down at her sides.

"You pansies think you can take us all on?" the gang leader asked smugly.

"Fuck yeah Jashin-sama will be delighted to have a bunch of sacrifices!" Hidan grinned mischievously.

"No! Lies! What he says is all lies!" Kaylee cried.

"How did I get stuck with such idiots?" Kakuzu deadpanned.

"Well you heard them boys. Show them the beating of their life time." The gang leader smirked. Kaylee just about peed herself when she saw the malice in Kakuzu's eyes. All the gang members start rushing in on them.

"Shit." Kaylee grumbles. One member charges at her with a bat. Kaylee froze in fear and also drops her bags 'shit shit shit shit shitshitshitshit shit!' was all that she could think of. She closed her eyes and raised her arms above her to protect her head from impact and before she realizes it there was a jolt of severe pain in both her forearms. Kaylee falls back on her bum and lets out an oomph. She looks up to see the batter about to swing at her again.

"Ama you're a pathetic piece of shit, you know that." Hidan said while stabbing the batter from behind. The guy drops down to his knees and croaks. Kaylee sheepishly looks down at the concrete ground before seeing blood pooling towards her from the body. She quickly gets up and steps back.

"Bastard!" yelled a man charging at Hidan from behind with a knife.

"Hidan!" Kaylee screamed. Hidan doesn't bother to move and the guy stabs him in the back causing his henge to wear off.

"Dumbass." Hidan scoffed stabbing himself in the stomach along with the guy behind him.

"What da fuck is you?" the man asked from behind Hidan his voice barely audible.

"I'm Jashin's loyal servant and you're his sacrifice." Hidan said in a dead tone pulling the pike out and licking it. "Bwuahahahaha." He laughs and he continues his ritual. Kaylee takes a couple steps back and bumps into someone. She tries turning around with her heart racing but before she could react she was thrown to the ground and with enough force collided into a building. Nearly having the wind knocked out of her, she looks at her attacker.

"Kakuzu?" Kaylee asked confused, though the confusedness soon turned into anger. "What the hell was that for?!" She screamed.

"You're in my way." Kakuzu simply stated finishing off the leader with great ease.

"Well excuse me!" Kaylee started but stop when she heard sirens blaring. "oh my gawd how did they find out so fast!?"

"hehehe."

Kakuzu and Kaylee looked at each other then the direction the giggle came from which was a dark alley.

"Show yourself!" Kaylee yelled slowly getting up.

"ahehehehe." the giggle is more distant and the sirens are blaring even louder.

"Shit we gotta go." Kaylee said looking in all different directions for where the sirens are coming from. Kakuzu takes his eyes from the alley to Kaylee.

"Why?"

"Because the cops are coming?"

Kakuzu gives Kaylee a blank stare.

"The police?"

Still blank.

"For fuck sake's the law-enforcers, the guys who want to put bad guys like you in jail!"

"Hmfph."

"Don't hmfph me mister we are going now!

"Who do you think you're talking too?" Kakuzu growled.

"A jackass, but seriously we got to go…like right now." Kaylee looks in a different direction while Kakuzu's hand turns dark. "Where's Hidan at oh snap." Kaylee ducks as a flying fist crashes into the wall behind her causing it to crumble.

"Watch what you say or you'll die." He threatens having the arm retract back to him. Kaylee just gave him a deadpanned look.

*wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo*

"Let's hightail it out of here guys." Kaylee said jumping over the dead bodies but trips over one and falls in on her face.

"Ow." Kaylee said while lying on her stomach.

"Watch it I'm fucking doing a ritual here." said the body she tripped over.

"Hidan! There's no time for that lets go!" Kaylee yelled slowly getting up. 'I am so taking a bubble bath when we get home or if we get home.'

"Fuck you."

"Kakuuuzuuu get Hidan to move." Kaylee pout/whined.

*WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO*

"NOW!"

"Fine you're carrying the head though."

"WhaAH!" Kaylee shrieks as she looks down at what was shoved in her hands.

"Kakuzu you fucking heathen! Put me down Ama!" Hidan's head yelled. Kaylee complied and drops him on his…head.

"You stupid ass I said put me down not drop me!"

"Sorry I'm still adjusting to the gore and you being headless and the blood and everything else that you guys do and."

*WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO-WEE-WOO*

Down the street were red and blue lights flashing.

"were outta here!" Kaylee grabs Hidan's head and places him in her bags then dashes off into an alley with Kakuzu not too far behind with Hidan's body. The moment they turned the corner of the alley the SUV came into view.

"IT'S A MIRICALE!" Kaylee runs to the SUV. She tosses the bags into the backseat next to Hidan's body and slams on the gas pedal. She speeds all the way home making sharp turns and driving though small tight alleys.

Kaylee makes a sharp turn and parks the SUV in the driveway. She sits there in the driver's seat hands tight on the wheel eyes wide staring off into the dark space. Kakuzu had both hands on the dashboard eyes also wide, mouth slightly a gap. He slowly shifted his green eyes to the left, looking at Kaylee. She lets out the breath she didn't know she was holding and looks up at Kakuzu.

"Never. Again." He stated glaring at her.

"Right heh." She slightly chuckled releasing the steering wheel. "Right." Kaylee repeated thoughtfully. They sat there for a moment in silence till some muffling was heard from the backseat.

"Think it's time to go in." Kaylee said half-heartedly.

Later on…

Kaylee sat there on the couch jaw hanging, eyes wide at the TV.

News Lady: ...finding four dead bodies at night in your backyard would be terribly frightening Bob. Who could do such a thing?

Bob: A cold and heartless person, Susan.

Susan: And has the victims been identified yet?

Bob: As far as the police have reported the four victims have yet to be identified.

Susan: Such sad news. So Bob when you want to hook up?

Bob: No time soon Susan. Also 17 gang members were brutally killed tonight. We'll have more information on that after this commercial break.

"YOU BURIED THE BODIES IN SOMEONE'S BACKYARD!?" Kaylee screeched at the guys. Kakuzu was sitting next to her on the couch rubbing his forehead a migraine was developing. Hidan sitting in the recliner wiggled his pinky around in his ear, pulls it out and flicks the earwax in Kakuzu's direction.

"Well fuck, where the hell else were we suppose to put them." Hidan replied nonchalant and was now examining his pinky for any leftover wax then wiping it on the recliner.

"I don't know in a dumpster maybe I don't go fucking killing everybody in effin sight!"

"Like we know where all the dumpsters are." Hidan rolled his eyes sitting back into the recliner.

"For fuck sakes. Now they going to use forensics and track back to me! And I didn't do anything wrong!"

"Forensics?" Kakuzu repeated as if thinking about the word.

"Yes DNA, fingerprints, anything, even a little strand of fabric can lead them to here!" Kaylee said getting up and turning off the TV.

"Tch, yeah right." Hidan waved off.

"From now on, no more killing!" Kaylee waved her bandaged arms as if an empire at a baseball game saying safe. Kakuzu and Hidan just stared at her for a minute then burst out laughing. She watches the two in awe having witness two s-rank criminals laughing. They stop laughing after a while.

"You think we're going to fucking listen to you?" Hidan said standing up taking a step towards Kaylee.

"You should be grateful we're letting you even live." Kakuzu added still sitting down on the couch.

"Psh you guys wouldn't know what to do next if you did kill me." Kaylee said looking up at Hidan, crossing her arms over her chest.

"How about we kill you and find out." Hidan glared getting real close for Kaylee's comfort.

"How about this." Kaylee kicks him where the sun doesn't shine. She waits for a reaction and he gives her a deadpan look. 'doh he's probably been through more painful stuff" . Kaylee tries running off but is grabbed by her hair.

"You are so dead Ama." Hidan said with a wicked smile. He pulls out his pike and….

*ding-dong*

And she gets saved by the bell. Hidan slumps his shoulders letting go of her hair and Kaylee rushes to the door. She fixes her hair before opening the door.

"You still look like crap." Hidan pointed out sitting back into recliner. Kaylee in annoyance flipped him off.

'Please don't be the cops please don't be the cops please oh please don't let it be them.' She chanted in her head. She opens the door to darkness. 'This is odd no-

"No one's out here..." came Kakuzu's voice from behind, startling Kaylee and causing her to jump outside. At the corner of her eye she catches a shadow moving. Kaylee turns to the shadow and it suddenly disappears behind the side of the house. Without even thinking she follows after it with Kakuzu not too far. Hidan watch the two run out of the doorway.

"Where the hell are those two running off to?" Hidan slowly got up from the recliner and headed to the door.

Kakuzu and Kaylee raced around the corner then stopped when encountered with a fence and several large bushes. There was a rustle in the bush that caught their attention. Kaylee grinned.

"Got you cornered bastard." Kaylee starts running towards the bush while Kakuzu stays where he's at. "You think you can play ding dong ditch and get away with it you're so wrong." Kaylee moves a branch from the bush and stops dead in her tracks. Before her stood a small little creature with black beady eyes and what stuck out the most was its white stripes on its back. Kaylee's right eye twitch as the scared little critter sprays her with its fouled stench and then scatters off through the small fence hole.

"Damn…me…" Kaylee let out slowly through gritted teeth. Then out of nowhere there was a fit of giggles that sounded like the giggles from earlier but they soon stop when Hidan came out.

"Hey what the fa- holy Jashin what is that smell?" he sneered plugging his nose quickly. Kakuzu slowly points to Kaylee. Hidan looks over to her. "Why the fuck are you taking a dump out here Ama." She glares hard at Hidan.

"I am not taking a dump. I got sprayed by a freakin skunk."

"Riiiiiight that's the reason you're sitting in a bush and smelling like shit."

"It was a skunk! Right Kakuzu you saw it? Right?"

"I saw you make a face like you shit your pants. That's about it." Kakuzu said looking in a different direction.

"How could you have not seen the skunk!? Kaylee semi-screeched.

"I was looking for where the giggles were coming from." He looks back at her seriously.

"Bah" She gets up and starts heading towards the guys they take steps back with their noses plugged. "Awe no hugs? Come on just one?" Kaylee runs after them and they disappear in a blink of an eye. "You don't know what you're missing out on!" She called out to them. Kaylee smells herself and her nose wrinkles. "and I have work tomorrow yay me." She huffs.


PS: Kaylee seems to become pro at avoiding death but not trouble!