A/N: Thank you guys for the reviews I love'em! I also enjoy seeing the favorites and alerts but not as much at the reviews :P Here's another chap! Enjoy if you will!
"Ah-chuu!"
"Kaylee, why don't you take the rest of the week off? Looks like you caught a serious cold." Voiced a concerned co-worker of hers.
"Nah I'm fine I can work like this." Kaylee replied groggily "Ah ah, Ah-CHUU!" she sneezes uncontrollably followed by sniffles.
"Well the rest of us can't afford to catch a cold. You should really go home and rest Kay."
"Noh, I don't want to go home to that hell hold. Ever since last week when those two got a hold of my book, Hi-Bryan has been –sniffles- chasing me around the house and pouring hot water on me while I'm a sleep and Ka-Kyle just ah ah-chuu –sniffles-! I feel like shit." Kaylees gives up talking and bangs her head on her desk. "I'll go home." She mumbles into her desk.
-At Home-
Kaylee just stood there on her porch staring at the front door. She really didn't want to have to deal with them. She didn't want to deal with Kakuzu scolding her about coming home early or hear Hidan telling her how much of a heathen she is. Why the hell were these two her favorite characters anyways? She had forgotten the reason. Her eyes rest upon the door knob contemplating whether to go in or run away and join the circus.
"AH-CHUU!" she sneezes loudly. Foot-steps were heard from the inside. "shit." Kaylee turns around to run and hears the door click open.
"Why are you back so early?" sounded Kakuzu's rough voice from behind.
"Shick." Kaylee grumbled turning around she rubs her nose. "Thay din't wont meh'ere." She sounded so stuff up that you could barely understand her.
"Pitiful." Kakuzu said disgusted.
"Oh sha hup." Kaylee pushed her way pass him a headache was forming and she just wanted to sleep. She looks up to see Hidan on the stairs blocking her path to bed.
"Moooove." She groaned.
"Why the fuck should I?" he questioned.
"Baycause I'll puke on you if yah don't fucktard."
"Aw is Ama sick?" He said mockingly.
"Ugh I am sweeping on the couch den –sniffles-." Kaylee sluggishly walks into the living room, flops on the couch and lets out a groan. Both men stand at the living room entrance staring at her.
"Can yah be any more boring?" Hidan stalks off. Kakuzu takes a seat on the arm of the couch staring down at Kaylee.
"ehhmmmm." she groans into the pillow. "-cough- -cough- A'CHUU. Rate –sniffles- 'ow I got ah cough. Hey Kazu can you do meh a fayher?" Kaylee slurred her words.
"…" Kakuzu shifts slightly on the couch's arm.
"Can ou get me ah blanket wease." She mumbles some more then dozes off not waiting for a reply. Kakuzu walks out of the living room and up the stairs.
A couple hours later..
-cough- -cough- -hackle- -cough-
"Argh her coughing is driving me insane! I just want to cut her throat!" Hidan said frustrated rubbing his temples and glaring hard at Kakuzu who was sitting across from him at the kitchen table. Kakuzu shook his head no, rubbing his own temples.
-cough- -hackle- -hackle- -cough- -cough-
"Can I at least put a plastic bag over her head?" Hidan pleaded.
"No Hidan." Kakuzu said annoyed.
"A'chuu!" the sneeze sounded close. Hidan turns around in his seat to see Kaylee with a blanket over her shoulders standing at the entrance of the kitchen.
"What the fuck you want?" Hidan sneered.
"Hi'mungry." Kaylee mumbled. "chuu!" she sneezes.
"Why don't you take some fucking medicine or something? Seriously that shit is annoying."
"Good eh-eh- ah'chuuuu –sniffles- it's annoying you. It's your fault I have this cold." Kaylee rubs her nose and walks towards the fridge but Kakuzu gets up blocking her path. "ngh moove."
"You're not contaminating our food." Kakuzu said gruffly crossing his arms.
"buti'mhungreeeee."
"Just go to bed."
"Not til I eat something."
"Now!"
"uugh fine I'll just order take-out…"
"Whatever." Hidan waved her off.
15 minutes later…
*ding-dong*
"Woo food." Kaylee slowly gets up off the couch n heads towards the door. She opens the door and much to her disappointment it wasn't her food. She eyes the dark tan lady in blue up and down. "You're not food." Kaylee glared.
"And you're not Brad Pitt. Sign this." The lady shoves the clipboard into her hands.
"It's not food –sniff-."
"Of course it's not! Sign it!"
"I –cough- don't want it."
"For Pete's Sake! Sign it!"
"What is your problem lady –cough-?"
"What's your guys' problem with signing things!?"
"Well fuck –sniffs- I don't know what I'm signing for!"
"This!"
"Is there food in that package –sniff-?"
"Why don't you sign this paper and find out?"
"-cough- Why can't you just tell me?"
"Because I don't know! I'm just delivering!"
"Yeesh stop yelling you're making my headache worse."
"WELL STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT!"
"HOW BOUT YOU STOP BEING SUCH A BITCH!" Kaylee slams the door on the lady and rubs the bottom of her nose
.
"What the hell's going on?" Kakuzu came out from the kitchen all grumpy.
*knock-knock*
"I told you lady if it ain't foo- Who the heck are you?"
"I am the lady's manager if you don't sign this I'll have the cops up here for threatening and harassing my employee."
"I didn't threaten -sniffles-."
"Last time she was here, she was threatened."
"Well I wasn't here last time."
"He was." The man pointed towards Kakuzu who was standing right behind Kaylee. "Mr…" he looks down at a paper. "Rot in hell for all eternity."
Kaylee slaps herself in the face and looks at Kakuzu in the corner of her eye.
"Ugh fine gimmie the damn thing." Kaylee rips the clipboard out of his hand, signs it, shoves it back into his hands, grabs the package from him and slams the door. "I hate it when they do that." She looks down at the package and twitches "It's from my mom…here." She shoves the package into Kakuzu's hands.
"Ah' chuu!"
"What's in it?" Hidan ask walking up.
"Probably medicine for some reason she always knows when I'm sick. She claims to have physic powers but I think she has hidden cameras in this house. Just throw it out." Kaylee flopped on the couch.
"Oh hell no you're taking this." Hidan grabs the package from Kakuzu's hands and rips it open, it was indeed medicine. He started heading towards her.
"Dude you better back off with that medicine." Kaylee warned getting up and using the coffee table to keep the distance. He kept getting closer. "ah'chuu!"
"I've had it with your cold I'm shoving this shit down your throat."
"I'm warning you! You get any closer and I'm a roundhouse your ass." Kaylee made an empty threat. He jumps over the table. "I ain't taking that shit!" She hops on the couch then springs over the armrest and zips by Kakuzu to the stairs.
"Kakuzu grab her!" Hidan yelled chasing after her. Kakuzu sends a tendril after Kaylee wrapping it around her foot thus causing her to trip onto the stairs. Without thinking she brings up her leg biting off the tendril and hightails it up the stairs into her bedroom, leaving Kakuzu twitching.
"Did she just? What the fuck? It's just medicine Jashin damn it!" Hidan runs up the stairs. He tries opening her door but it wouldn't budge. Hidan could hear her wheezing and hacking up a fit behind the door. He tried kicking it down though it still wouldn't budge. "What the fuck do you have in front of the door?"
"Me and I have it locked dumbass…–cough-."
"…Kakuzu."
"ah'chuu!"
Kakuzu slides his tendril into the doorknob's keyhole.
*click*
"shit." Kaylee tries her best to keep the door close but fails when it's shoved all the way open. She starts running for the window but is tackled down.
"Holy fucking shit Ama! It's just fucking medicine!" Hidan exclaimed sitting on Kaylee he began opening up the medicine bottle.
"Get off me you freakin psychopath! I ain't taking that damn nasty shit called medicine especially if it's from my mom!" Kaylee struggled from underneath him. Clawing the floor with her nails she managed to get nowhere. "Let. Me. Go! Chuu!" Hidan gets up to flip her around but she also manages to get up. Luckily he still had a grip on her.
"Dammit Kakuzu you give her the medicine. I'll hold her down." Hidan has both Kaylee's arms behind her, she's still struggling.
"Fine." Kakuzu picks up the medicine. "you didn't grab a spoon idiot." He quickly sends a tendril from his sleeve to outside the bedroom seconds later it comes back with a spoon in tow. Kaylee eyes widen and she struggles even harder in Hidan's grip as Kakuzu inches closer.
"No! Back off Kakuzu! I swear Kakuzu don't come any closer." Kaylee's tries warning him as he was about to shove the spoon full of medicine in her mouth. She kicked him in the gut when he got into range. Kakuzu stumbles back a bit being caught off guard and trips onto the bed getting the medicine all over him. In that second Kaylee and Hidan froze sensing the malevolence aura emitting from the fallen nin. The moment Kakuzu sat up Kaylee's wanted to run fast and somewhere far…but she couldn't.
"Finally some blood is gonna spill." Hidan smirked gripping Kaylee tighter. Kakuzu glared at the two in front of him, he stood up who knew what was going through his mind or what he was going to do. Kaylee and he locked eyes. She closed her eyes and screamed.
"I want my mommy wait no mommy would make me take it I want my daddy!" the two nins anime sweat drop. Kakuzu pinches the bridge of his nose trying to subdue his anger.
He pours another batch full of medicine onto the spoon. Kaylee clamps her mouth shut.
"Open up." He said aggravated. Just when the spoon was about to be shoved into her mouth harshly, she moves her head to the side. You know what happens next right? Hidan gets a spoon full of that shit and releases Kaylee. He starts gagging.
"-sniffles-Ha ain't karma a" Before she could finish a teaspoon was shoved into her mouth. Kaylee's face pales and she runs out the bedroom with Hidan in pursuit rushing to the kitchen. Kaylee turns on the sink and starts drinking from it Hidan pushes her out of the way also starts drinking from it. It becomes a pushing battle between the two.
Kakuzu reads the directions of the bottle: Take 10ML by mouth every 4 hours as needed. "That's just great." He said glaring at the bottle.
*ding dong*
