Dear Sirs and Madams,

I would like you to know that even though he will not admit it, Mr. Stark is very fond of your work, and reads your fiction often. He has not told me yet, but I have found saved stories hidden in his computer files, most of which involved both Ms. Potts and his own heroism.

-J.A.R.V.I.S (Just A Rather Very Intelligent System)