A/N: Thanks for all reviews and everything else :) Enjoy what ya can from this chap. I'm no good getting into details...
"Huh?" Kaylee looked at him weird.
"Someone is inside the fucking house." Hidan yelled at her.
"It's probably Kakuzu." She shrugged it off opening the driver's door.
"The lights are off."
"So like you always say he's a cheap bastard just tryin-"
"It's not him dumbass." He sneered annoyed. Hidan gets out of the jeep quietly closing the car door and slowly walking up to the porch with Kaylee right behind him on her tiptoes. They get to the front door it was slightly open.
"Okay so we forgot to close the door by accident when we left, I really doubt-" Hidan pinched her lips together shutting her up. They glare at each for second.
"Stay here." He whispered going in. Kaylee stands there for a minute swinging the bag of food back and forth looking out into the street it was getting dark she then feels the sudden urge to go. Kaylee squirms for another minute.
"Screw this I got to pee." She walks in with caution when she saw the coast was clear she relaxed. "Tch, no one's here." Kaylee mumbled closing the door behind her and headed upstairs to the bathroom. 'Where the hell did that zealot go?' Kaylee takes a quick glance down the stairs when she thought she saw a shadow move. She then hears some shuffling behind Hidan's bedroom door. "Hidan?" she said softly unsure then taking slow quiet steps toward the door. She opens the door upon seeing no one she walks completely into the room. A flash of light from outside brings her attention to the window she gazes outside to see if Kakuzu is home yet. 'Something's off. It doesn't feel right in here it's as if there's something ominous lurking be-.'
"Boy are you a major baka. You certainly don't deserve to live amongst them." growled a man's voice from behind her sounding a little too close for her comfort.
"Hanh?" she goes to turn around but stops when an arm wraps around her neck and a knife is to her throat.
"You're pitiable." The man growled again.
"Um okay" she said unsure. 'Wonderful a nutcase breaks into my house and Hidan is nowhere to be seen and I still got to pee. "Who do you mean by them anyway?" Kaylee asked trying to look at him from the corner of her eye.
"The Akatsuki members of course." He laughed. Kaylee's body stiffens and eyes widen 'How? How does he know?'
"Start moving." The man ordered. He pushes her out of the bedroom and starts heading down the stairs slowly so he doesn't accidently cut her throat though surely it wouldn't be an accident if he did. 'Where's a hero when I need one?' she pondered.
"Didn't I tell you to stay outside Ama?" Hidan asked standing in the middle of the living room entrance with the scythe in his left hand leaning against his shoulder. 'He'll have to do.' She looked at him with a bored expression.
"Hidan-sama it's really you!"
"Huh?"
"If I sacrifice this wench to Jashin-sama will you convert me to Jashinism" he asked bringing the knife closer to her neck.
"What. The. Fuck?" Hidan said surprised.
"Yeah, exactly what he said." Kaylee tried turning her head towards the man in attempt to make a point.
"Go ahead." Hidan smirked sitting down on the stairs.
"Hidan you good for nothing bastard." Kaylee said through gritted teeth glowering at him.
"Thank you Sensei! I am so glad she told me where you were." He whispered the last part.
"Who's she?" Kaylee asked confused.
"Make sure you kill her slowly… you won't get any enjoyment by just slicing her throat."
"Yes Sensei!" the guy spins her around and she's finally able to see what her captor looks like. He had strawberry-blonde curly hair, chocolate brown eyes, he was a little taller than her and wearing black slacks, a black turtle neck, and a cheap ass Naruto headband. He could have been a year or two younger than her. Hidan lets out a chuckle.
"I'm gonna be enjoying this." Hidan smiled.
"You gotta be kid-" Kaylee lost her breath as a shockwave of pain tremors through her body. She looks slowly down to where all the pain was emitting from. She saw blood slowly pour from her stomach with the knife still embedded in her.
"Wah-why?" Kaylee said looking up at the guy, teary blue eyes meeting cold brown ones. The man smirks and twists the knife in her, she lets out a blood hurtling scream. He pulls the knife out and she falls to the ground panting heavy. Kaylee stares into the kitchen seeing the room light up.
"Good now finish her off." Hidan ordered.
"Will do." The guy steps on her back making her scream again.
"Wait!" Kaylee yelled.
"Awe is Ama going to beg for mercy?" Hidan said annoyed.
"Tch no but there's something I want to tell you before he kills me."
"And what's that?"
"I hat-" before Kaylee could say anything else the man's weight on her disappears and a snapping sound was heard. "What the?" She sits up slowly clutching her wound and looks up to see Kakuzu still twisting the guy's neck.
"Awe come on Kakuzu-chan you ruin all the fun." Hidan whined standing up.
"Shut up and get the groceries." Kakuzu growled dropping the body next to Kaylee. Hidan walks outside the house cursing under his breath. "And you get off the floor you're getting blood all over the new rug and what's that in your hand did I not tell you not to buy any food?"
"You fucking serious? I'm dying here and you're complaining bout the rug and food!?
"You're not dying, don't over exaggerate it's just a stab wound."
"What the fuck! I am dying I can feel the life being sucked out of me as we speak! Fucking call the ambulance or take me to the hospital dammit!" Kaylee screamed at him with fury. Kakuzu simply rolled his eyes. "I can almost see the light." Kaylee said dramatically reaching upward.
"You'll soon be seeing the light if you don't shut up and get off the floor." Kakuzu growled grabbing her arm and yanking her up. He started dragging her upstairs.
"Yee-ouch! Let go let go let go you're hurting me you're hurting me! Kaylee bellyached.
"I'm seriously thinking about sewing your mouth shut for good." Kakuzu rumbled letting her go.
"Love you too Kazu." she said flatly. They entered the bathroom.
"Get on top of the sink."
"Why can't I just sit on the toilet?"
"I don't feel like bending over." He grumbled.
"Ooooh yeah I forgot you're an old fart." Kaylee smiled getting onto of the sink slowly. Kakuzu took the initiative to smash her hand into the counter with his fist. He reminded himself that the house is in her name and that killing her wouldn't be a good idea right now.
"Yowl!" she yelped bringing her hand close to her chest. "You're mean." She whined.
"Shut up and take your shirt off." He ordered. Kaylee stares at him for a second and complies. He placed one of his hands on her bare back and the other on her wound. His hand starts to glow green.
"Holy shit your hands are cold." Kaylee screeched looking up at Kakuzu to her surprise his face was only a mere inch from hers. Her eyes widen and face reddens at how close he was. There was a moment of silence as they stared at each other. Kaylee closes her eyes and leans in. "Ow!" she yelped leaning back as he jabbed her in the stomach.
"Too close for comfort." He grumbled glaring at her with those green emerald eyes.
"Hmfph I was just feeling dizzy that's all." She looks away smugly.
"Right…that's why you pursed your lips too." He rolled his eyes.
"Grr I hate yaaaaaa-owl! Ow owie ow ow owie ooooow!"
"This is what you get for trying to sell us to some psychopaths." Kakuzu growled finishing up the stitching and then grabbing the alcohol. Kaylee pouts and squeezes her eyes shut anticipating the sting which came.
"Buttow I didn't give anyow my whereabouts! I don't know ho-ow they found owt!"
"Did the kid give out any information?" he asked turning around to search through the closet/cupboard thingy for bandages.
"Huh? Oh wait he said something about someone giving him the location. It was a female cause he said 'she'. Someone must be stalking us or you." Kaylee replied staring at Kakuzu's butt when he turned back around she looked up at the ceiling.
"Hmm..."
"You think it's the same person that-" "Holyshit you're fat!" Hidan exclaim with a mouthful of food. "Fuck yo…oh you bastard! That's my sub!" Kaylee screeches and jumps off the sink to go strangle him. "I'll keel you!" Kakuzu grabs her by the shoulder and starts to bandage. "Grr." Kaylee growls at being hold back.
"As if you can fat fuck." Hidan said snidely.
"THAT'S IT I'M PUNCHING YOUR FUCKING FACE IN." Kaylee fumed she had had enough of his bullshit and rushed at him as soon as Kakuzu was done bandaging her. Hidan stuffs the rest of the sub in his mouth and catches both of her fists.
"What you gonna do now Ama?" Hidan asked with a mouthful smirking down at her.
"This!" Kaylee places her right foot between his legs then behind his left foot. She then pushes with all her weight and he's falls onto the floor with her on top. Kaylee then manages to pin both his arms down with her knees. "How ya like me now sucka!" She yelled right up in his face then punching him as hard as she could. There was a cracking sound and blood started pooling from his nose.
"You fucking done it now Ama!" Hidan was pissed he flips her over so he's on top now and blood is dripping on her face. He pulls out a kunai and grins "I'm going to enjoy every last sec-" *BAM*
Kakuzu had kicked Hidan from behind sending him through the railings and crashing onto the first floor. Kaylee looks at Kakuzu questioningly; he in return shrugged his shoulders.
"I couldn't resist, it was as if there was a kick me sign attach to his ass." He said nonchalant walking down the stairs. Kaylee slowly gets up gripping her stomach it was still hurting 'Kakuzu did a shoddy job fixing me up but then again he could of done nothing at all.' she walks to edge and looks down at the moaning Hidan.
"HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES ASSHOLE!" she yelled then walked back into the bathroom. "I'm taking a piss and then a shower anyone walks in on me I'm stabbing them with a toothbrush."
"Fuck you."
"Not in your lifetime Hidan." Kaylee replied slamming the bathroom door.
