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The next day…

"Ahh! Kakuzu! Hidan is trying to kill me! Again! Help!" Kaylee yelled for Kakuzu as she ran from a furious Hidan. Honestly she didn't do anything well anything lately to be exact; he's still fuming about the other night.

"Just ignore her pleas they'll be ended in a minute!" Hidan added chasing her with a knife. Kaylee hides behind the recliner which Kakuzu was seated in. Kakuzu just wanted to relax the two of them had kept him up all night by screaming at each other. This was his last straw and in a split second he had them both off the ground by the throat pinned against the wall.

"Ever since we got here you guys have been fighting nonstop. If you guys don't make ends meet then I'll make sure the both of you meet your end. Got it?" Kakuzu threaten very irritated. Kaylee shook her head up and down vigorously while Hidan rolled his eyes as if saying 'As if you could.' Kakuzu lets them go and sits back down. They both drop to the floor Kaylee hyperventilating while Hidan took a couple deep breaths.

"Asshole." The both of them grumbled glaring at Kakuzu then at each other. Kaylee's glare softens and puts her hand out to shake.

"Okay one more time Hidan. Truce?" Hidan stares at her hand then up at her.

"Not with a heathen like you." He glared.

"Well it's your lost then." Kaylee said rubbing her neck and slowly getting up.

"Tch I didn't lose anything." He gets up and walks to the front door.

"Where you going?" she asked.

"None of your damn business bitch." Hidan walks out and slams the door. Kaylee plops down on the couch letting out a sigh.

"Well this blows." She mumbled staring at the ceiling then over to Kakuzu who didn't respond he seemed to be in his own little world. He was hunched over, elbows on his knees, his chin resting in his hands and eyes set on the wall before him. "Kakuzu?" Kaylee asked rubbing her neck again. He slowly shifts his eyes to her.

"What?" he growled lowly.

"Um….how are you liking the weather?" Kaylee smiled trying to start a conversation.

"…" he gets up, henges and starts heading towards the front door. Kaylee watches him in surprised as he opens the door.

"Wait!" she rushes up and follows him out the door. "Where're you going?" she questioned stopping at the edge of the porch while he stops on the lawn and turns around.

"I'm going to make sure dipshit doesn't do anything stupid like sacrifice the whole town." He stated and continued walking.

"Can I come along?" she asked catching up to him.

"No." he said simply. Kaylee stops for a moment glaring at Kakuzu's back.

"pft I'm coming with you anyways." She grumbled catching up to him again. Kakuzu glares down at her for a second then continues his walk.

Meanwhile with Hidan…

Hidan had made it into the city by jumping roof to roof. 'Damned heathens fucking piss me off. Who the hell do they think they are?' He asked himself looking around the few of people passing by. He was in the ghetto part town where there's nothing but druggies and parties. 'I need something to kill.' He sees a gorgeous young brunette wink at him then walked into a two-story building. The building had a huge brightly light sign above the door entrance that read "Sinville". Hidan chuckled to himself.

"This should be fun." He smirked walking towards the building to find the girl but a big guy at the entrance stopped him.

"I.D.?" he ordered rather than asked.

"What the fuck you need that for?" Hidan asked glaring.

"I.D. or get lost punk." The man ordered gesturing him to get moving. Hidan rolled his eyes and pulled his I.D. out Kaylee had given him weeks ago.

"Fucking happy now?" Hidan shoved the card in the guy's face, he then moves out of Hidan's way.

When he entered the place he was shocked. There was music blaring loudly, red, green, and blue lights were flashing rapidly and what had thrown him off were men everywhere stripping naked. He turned heel to leave only to bump into the lady who lead him in the first place. She was holding two margaritas she held one up to his face.

"Here, let's go somewhere secluded." She said handing him the drink and then heading through the crowd to a staircase.

"Perfect." He whispers. Hidan swishes the drink around sniffing it, smelled kind of odd but takes it all in one shot anyways. He sets the glass on a nearby table then proceeds to follow the lady up the stairs. As he was halfway up the stairs a guy that was in a middle of a strip gave him a pitiful look. Hidan in return flipped the guy off and continued going up. On the second floor there was a long hallway on each side there were a bunch of closed doors. The brunette led him to the eighth door on the right and walked in. Hidan followed and shut the door behind him smirking.

Elsewhere…

"We should've taken the jeep. We're never gonna catch up to him." Kaylee complained.

"I would've caught up to him if it weren't for your slow ass." Kakuzu growled glaring down at her.

"Well you could've just given me a simple piggyback ride." She responded crossing her arms over her chest and looking away.

"I wouldn't give you one even if you paid me." He countered stuffing his hands in his pockets and glaring straight ahead.

"Tch bastard." Kaylee mumbled. "How far are we from him anyways?"

"Not far he's stopped now he's abou-" Kakuzu stops walking his eyes dart around as if searching for something.

"What's wrong?"Kaylee asked also stopping.

"I can't sense his chakra anymore." He answered looking over to her. She looks down at the ground thinking for a moment then back at him.

"Is he dead?" she asked scrunching up her face.

"That would be a miracle." Kakuzu retorted and continued to walk.

"Too bad miracles don't happen." Kaylee grumbled following him again.

Back to Hidan

Hidan a bit dazed slowly opened his eyes to a bright light and all he could hear was the throbbing beat of his heart. He felt cold metal on his wrists and ankles. He tried moving but he couldn't he looked around to see that he was chained naked to a bed and that he was in a small bedroom with a window to his left.

"What the fuck happened?" he groaned as the sound of his own voice made his head ache.

"I spiked your drink and sedated you then awhile you were knocked out I gave you Viagra." chimed a female voice to his right. He looks over to see the brunette smiling down at him. 'What the fuck is Viagra.' The lady lies down next to him and whispers in his ear. "You're stuck here forever now and will be used for sex." She smiled tracing a circle around his bare chest.

"The hell I am! In Jashin's name I will get out of this and fucking sacrifice you and every damn heathen here to him." Hidan yelled.

"My, my, aren't you a bad boy? You know what happens to bad boys? They get the whip." She smiled devilishly grabbing something from the night stand which was a whip.

"Shit." Hidan grumbled he was defiantly not in the mood for pain right now.

Now with Kakuzu and Kaylee…

"Oh where oh where could Hidan have gone oh where oh where could he be, with his temper so short and his rants so long, oh where oh where could he be?" Kaylee sang and skipped in boredom.

"Would you shut up I'm trying to concentrate."

"hmfph" Kaylee pouts and stops skipping

"I'm able to get another reading of his chakra again but it's weak."

"Sooo how far is he?"

"Across the street." He stops, pointing at the two-story building.

"Why the hell is he at a male's strip club?! I thought he said he was straight what the fridge!?

"I don't want to know how you know it's a strip club…"

"What!? No! My friend went there last year she complain bout it how the guys seemed to be drugged and…OH MY GAWD Hidan's in trouble! Let's go!" Kaylee panicked and grabbed Kakuzu's arm to run across the street but he didn't budge.

"I am not going in there. You're on your own Ama." He growled as his face grew red he yanked his arm out of her grasp.

"What!? I can't do this alone!" Kaylee exclaimed throwing her arms in the air.

"It's not like the place is full of S-rank criminals." He mocked folding his arms over his chest

"Whatever forget you!" She scoffed and ran across the street. The big guy stops her from entering right away.

"I.D." the man said. Kaylee searches her pockets and finds her wallet and shoves the thing in his face.

Kakuzu watches as the big guy lets her in. His eyes flicker to their normal color red and green for a second before going back to basic white and green as he stares at the guard. Shaking his left arm once a kunai handle slips into his hand with the blade still hidden in his sleeve. 'looks like I get the pleasure to kill today.' He reflected still watching the guard and starts walking across the street casually.

"Holy shit naked people." Kaylee's jaw dropped and she immediately closed her eyes then clasped her hands over them. 'Okay lee you can do this it's just a club full of naked guys' Kaylee peeks through her fingers 'hot naked guys…surely hidan isn't around here.' She quickly scans the area to where he might be she then spots a set of stairs which is block off by a buff looking lady. 'he could be up there but how can I pass that she-hulk?' Kaylee gets closer to the lady but stays within the crowd trying figure out a plan.

"Tyler give me one those!" the she-hulk lady called out to a skinny naked guy with a tray of drinks in his hand. 'aha bingo!' Kaylee thought in triumph. As the man was just about to past Kaylee to get to the she-hulk she sticks her foot out. 'You put your right foot in,' the guy trips over her foot and the drinks go flying towards the women. 'You put your right foot out; blah, blah, blah then you do the Hokey-Pokey, and you turn yourself around.' Kaylee turns around to avoid being suspicious she hears the lady scream in fury.

"Tyler you dumbass you got it all over my dress! Miss Kimbel will have your head for this after she's done with our new guest." she then storms past Kaylee and towards the restrooms.

"That's what it's all about!" Kaylee whispered and claps twice quietly.

Kaylee then rushes up the stairs to where it was a lot quieter and a lot less nude. She looks down the hallway and frowns not pleased with the sight before her. "Why so many doors?" she opens the first door on the left. "Hid- oh my! sorry!" Kaylee quickly closes the door her face turning beet red. "Damn my inability to sense charka."

After many minutes and many doors…

Kaylee opens the door with her hand over her eyes.

"Hidan?" she said in a shaky voice hoping it wasn't another room with two naked people 'doing it'.

"AMA!"

"HIDAN!" Kaylee squealed uncovering her eyes. "ohmygawdhidan." She covers her eyes again after seeing him and his member.

"AMA YOU DUMBASS BEHIND YOU." Hidan yelled. Kaylee turns around to see the brunette had passed her and locked the door. 'Where she come from?'

"Why look surprise sweetie? You weren't the least bit stealthy." She said dropping the key into her cleavage.

"Was that why you left the door unlock?" 'She must be Miss. Kimbel. She kinda looks like Angelina Jolie. Maybe they're cousins or maybe even sisters or maybe...' As Kaylee's thoughts trailed Kimbel took the time to look over Kaylee who was just wearing a dark grey shirt, blue basketball shorts and black converse.

"So Ama was it?" Kimbel asked looking her up and down ignoring Kaylee's question.

"Actually it's Kay-" "Does it look like I actually care." she interrupted. Kaylee puffed her face up in anger.

"Well it would have seemed since you ask-" "Silence! Only members of the club are allowed upstairs." Kimbel cut her off again.

"Where can I sign up?" Kaylee asked jokingly

"AMA!" Hidan screeched.

"Oh right…Release Hidan now bee-autch! Kaylee ordered dramatically pointing her index finger at the lady.

"Most defiantly not, Miss. Fashion Disaster." Kimbel sneers.

"Why I outta." Kaylee starts walking towards her rolling up her imaginary sleeves. The brunette quickly roundhouse kicks Kaylee in the stomach and sends her flying onto Hidan's freshly wounded stomach.

"Wow you fucking suck. Don't you know how to fight?" Hidan sneered.

"Shut up, I only took karate up for 2 years and that was 10 years ago."

"It really shows…" Kaylee glares at him hard soon she realize her t-shirt felt wet. She looks down to see that her wound from last night had reopened.

"aaahhhhaoooow." She howls as Kimbel grabs Kaylee by the hair.

"I'm sorry sweetie you know too much now and I'm going to have to kill you." Kimbel whispered into her ear. Kaylee's eyes widen in horror. 'Why is everyone out to kill me!? I should of stayed home and let Kakuzu handle this.' Kimbel then knees her in the stomach making Kaylee keel over onto the floor coughing up blood.

"Can you be any more of a fucking pansy Ama?"

"Can ya be any more of an ass?" She coughed out, slowly but surely getting up. Soon there was some sort of rope around her neck pulling her up. "Ca..ant bree…eve." Kaylee manage to choke out as the rope got tighter around her neck.

"Of course you can't breathe the bitch is choking you." Hidan retorted. "Fucking head-butt her! Dumbass!" He yelled annoyed with his savior's inability to fight at all. Kaylee complied quickly and swung her head back hitting Kimbel hard in the face. She lets go of Kaylee falling back on her arse while Kaylee falls forward landing her knees and forearms. Kaylee lets out a few coughs then takes in a deep breath.

'Why am I risking my life for this douche bag? He's been nothing but trouble for me.' Kaylee thought squeezing her eyes shut trying to reduce the now throbbing pain at the back of head. She collapses onto the ground and rolls onto her side to avoid putting any more pressure on her stomach. "Ama you pathetic piece of shit get up." Hidan snarled at her from atop the bed.

"Fuck off. Can't you see I'm in a lot of pain!?" Kaylee snapped back.

"Oh cry me a fucking river seriously. That's nothing compared to what I've been through."

"Well I'm not you." She muttered rolling onto her back. 'Where the fuck is Kakuzu when you need him?' she opens her eyes and looks over to the lady who was groaning in pain, her nose bleeding profusely. Kaylee then spots a key on the floor next to the lady her eyes then glimmer with joy. 'oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see the key just sitting there!' Kaylee cringes as she gets on her hands and knees to crawl over to the key then the bed. Now kneeling besides the bed with Hidan's body in full view Kaylee blushes and lets out a chuckle at the sight of his hard member.

"So Hidan …are you that happy to see me or" "SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET ME OUT OF HERE!" Hidan cuts her off before she could say anything else to piss him off more. She reluctantly complied and manages to get his right hand free.

"Okay asshole you can do the rest yourself my stomach is really killing me." Kaylee groaned handing him the key before she sat herself down on the floor and leaning herself against the bed. "Why can't you just be nice for once eh?" Kaylee's voice trails off.

"Tch." was Hidan's only response as he unshackled himself from the bed. He sat up to see his clothes piled up in a corner which he wasted no time putting them on. "Where the fuck is stitch-face?" Hidan asked as he rounded the bed to where Kaylee had seated herself he found her unconscious. "Fucking great." He grumbled. He looks over to the lady that was also unconscious a grin then plays across his face. "Time to finish this." As he started to advance on her there was a tap at the window. He looks towards the window to see nothing, as he turns his back to the window there was another tap. Growing frustrated he walks up to the window only to witness a brick flying towards him. It breaks through the window and hits him in the forehead which sends him falling back onto the bed. "WHAT THE FUCK." Hidan yelled regaining his composure his forehead now bleeding. Hidan marches back to the window "Who the fuck fucking threw that!" he glares out the window to see Kakuzu down below in the alley.

"Hidan you dumbshit keep it down and get your dumbass down here." Kakuzu hissed standing next to a pile of bricks

"After I sacrifice these wenches." Hidan hissed in return. He turned his back to Kakuzu… what a big mistake that was. Another brick met the back side of Hidan's head.

"Where's Kaylee?" Kakuzu hissed again ready to throw another brick at the albino.

"Bastard! She's fucking dead!" Hidan yelled picking up a brick and throwing it back at Kakuzu, he missed. Kakuzu raised a brow.

"Really?" Kakuzu said a little bit surprised.

"I don't know! I'm not a fucking doctor! She's just lying there bleeding all over the place!" Hidan retorted.

"Well just grab her and let's go! I've set explosive tags all around the building" Kakuzu said throwing another brick at Hidan this time he missed him.

"Tch fucking heathen." Hidan walks over to Kaylee's limp body and picks her up bridal style carrying her to the window. "Forgive me Jashin-sama." He said glancing back at the woman on the floor. He's going to have to do a long ass ritual for letting her live. "Hey dickface! Catch!" Kakuzu looks up his eyes widen as he sees Hidan tossing Kaylee out of the window.

"I'm going to kill him." Kakuzu growled to himself as he catches her. Soon Hidan is by Kakuzu's side.

"So you plan on blowing the place up? If only Deidara-chan were here he would enjoy the 'fleeting moment'." Hidan laughed. "Too bad he's died along with puppet boy when they tried catching that 9-tail brat." Hidan said reflecting when they heard the news from Zetsu that they were both dead.

"Hidan we never found any remains of Deidara or even his ring for that matter. For all we know he could still be alive." Kakuzu replied shoving Kaylee in Hidan's arms. "Hold her I need to place the last explosive tag." Hidan takes hold of her reluctantly and watch Kakuzu place the last tag on the building. "There let's make haste now." Kakuzu said walking in the direction to where home would be. After they were bout 200 yards from the building Kakuzu made hand signs and the building exploded and crumbled to the ground. People started screaming running in all different directions. Both nins smiled as chaos spread across the town.